
Originally Posted by
Chakrai
Thread is also for making our predictions for celebrity deaths over the next year:
* Rihanna - Thrown out of a speeding car by Chris Brown for talking to another man.
* Macauley Culkin - Commits suicide by hanging himself. Suicide note reveals his heartbreak following Michael Jackson's death - with whom he had maintained a sexual relationship with since boyhood - motivated him to do it.
* Bruce Forsyth - Dies after snorting cocaine off a hooker's arse-cheeks following an all-night orgy. Hooker goes on to become a minor reality TV star.
* Mandy Moore. Dies from to many orgasms while having sex with Jason Marshall.
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