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Thread: POTUS Election 2012 - Smug Smugs being Smug<QuackBot> Obama is a negro.

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    POTUS Election 2012 - Smug Smugs being Smug<QuackBot> Obama is a negro.

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    So far better, more links. FMAR strikes back! Waiting on other president thread to be locked at 333 pages.
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    One would think that this kind of thread would work better in a Serious Discussion subforum; the troll and shitpost potential is very high, given the emotions that prevail in American politics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evelgrivion View Post
    One would think that this kind of thread would work better in a Serious Discussion subforum; the troll and shitpost potential is very high, given the emotions that prevail in American politics.
    Good idea. Would actually like to discuss this without the damn trolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmaNutin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Evelgrivion View Post
    One would think that this kind of thread would work better in a Serious Discussion subforum; the troll and shitpost potential is very high, given the emotions that prevail in American politics.
    Good idea. Would actually like to discuss this without the damn trolls.

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    Someone can mirror the OP and make a thread in serious business, but without a thread in general the shit flood would just spill into other threads getting shit on everything. This way the shit flood is moreorless confined to one shit thread.

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    Putting Obama first shows Bias. We need a right leaning thread now too.


    And, alot of us like discussing these kinds of things without being to serious. Some people get alot out of just speaking their minds without concern for being proper or making a dumb joke.

    Srsbsns can has its own thread.

    Hell ponious business should get its own version too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    Putting Obama first shows Bias. We need a right leaning thread now too.
    (incumbent)

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    I almost wish that the soviet union still existed, then American politics wouldn't have been such a mess it is.... At least from what I've heard, back then things got done now however...

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    Quote Originally Posted by F*** My Aunt Rita View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    Putting Obama first shows Bias. We need a right leaning thread now too.
    (incumbent)
    DEMOCRAP.

    WAKE UP TO THE BIASED MODERATION TEAM SHEEPLE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by F*** My Aunt Rita View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    Putting Obama first shows Bias. We need a right leaning thread now too.
    (incumbent)
    DEMOCRAP.

    WAKE UP TO THE BIASED MODERATION TEAM SHEEPLE.

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    I thought this was pretty funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pboi
    The confetti was still falling when the local news broadcast cut in. Ann pressed the "mute" button on the remote control.

    "Well, kiddo," said Mitt, patting Ann's knee as he rose from the couch, "I guess that's all she wrote."

    "Mmm," Ann said distractedly. She continued to watch the newscasters as they performed their silent pantomime of the day's news.

    "Heyyy, whatsamatta, you?" Mitt said. "Those jokers aren't in it to win it. This one's for all the marbles, and, uh, heh, I think they might have lost a few of theirs. This puppy is ours to lose" He let out a soft laugh and then chucked Ann's chin. She winced.

    Mitt stretched and yawned theatrically. "Think I might turn in. I've got an appointment with Mr. Sandman, and he doesn't take kindly to me being late." He began to walk toward the stairs.

    "Mitt?"

    He paused and turned back to look at her.

    "It's–." Her throat caught on something. "I love you."

    "You're not too shabby yourself, mon cherie. Love ya, and no one else above ya," Mitt said, grinning. He made a little pistol with his fingers and mimed shooting it at her as he winked. He mounted the stairs. She could hear him whistling "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree" as he plodded around upstairs. She continued to watch the newscasters, losing herself in the soundless movement of their lips and, as her gaze began to lose its focus, the swirl of shapeless colors on the screen.

    Her mind drifted back to an autumn morning many, many years ago, when she was just a girl. Mist clung stubbornly to the valleys, glowing gold with morning light. She stood ruddy-cheeked and muddy-booted before Augustus, her first horse. She gingerly brushed his forelock with her fingertips, but he twisted his head away, stamping his foot. He snorted and then sharply exhaled twin plumes of visible breath from his flared nostrils. She leaned in, closing her eyes and touching her forehead to his muzzle. He relented, moved into her. She could feel the throb of his pulse against her forehead. She patted his cheek. His hot breath tickled the inside of her forearm.

    Minutes later, Augustus was carrying her at a full gallop across the tussocky plain. The wind whipped across her ears, a living silence. Augustus' hooves thumped rhythmically over the yellowing ground, flinging up a chaos of grass, weeds, and mud. Ann closed her eyes and drew in closer to Augustus. She was free.

    "Ready, Freddy?" Mitt broke through her reverie. He was wearing his favorite set of pajamas: the striped button-up pair with 'WMR' stitched on the breast. She could faintly discern the outline of his temple garments underneath. "Last train to Tempurpedic Station. All aboard!"

    Ann stood up, turned off the TV. Just as Mitt turned to walk back up the stairs, she caught him in an embrace.

    "Hey, what's the big idea?" he said. Ann began to cry softly. Startled, Mitt began to stiffly stroke her hair. "Heyyy, honeybunch. It's not as bad as all that!" Ann looked up at him.

    "Can you– Can you sing me a lullaby?" she said.

    "Aaammeeerrriiica, the beeaauuuutiful," Mitt began in an unsteady warble. Ann buried her head into his chest.
    http://www.progressiveboink.com/2012...-a-short-story

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    What... did I just read?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evelgrivion View Post
    What... did I just read?
    No idea, Idgi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evelgrivion View Post
    What... did I just read?
    You....read posts by Al?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmaNutin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Evelgrivion View Post
    One would think that this kind of thread would work better in a Serious Discussion subforum; the troll and shitpost potential is very high, given the emotions that prevail in American politics.
    Good idea. Would actually like to discuss this without the damn trolls.
    Yeah that subforum is awesome and troll free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellenta View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AmaNutin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Evelgrivion View Post
    One would think that this kind of thread would work better in a Serious Discussion subforum; the troll and shitpost potential is very high, given the emotions that prevail in American politics.
    Good idea. Would actually like to discuss this without the damn trolls.
    Yeah that subforum is awesome and troll free.

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    Romneys tax returns strike back.

    tl'dr: Larry Flynt offering $1 million for Mitt Romney's tax returns, no takers yet

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    if americans is liberty then how black man president???

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