[friday] donateheap challenge

[GiDiYi]

Goal amount for this year: 240 USD, Received: 468 USD (195%)

inb4 we make trox millions

inb4 someone gets banned and sends 'trox the IRS.

[Zekk Pacus]

The glorious Trox hookers and blow fund. Let's film Scarface 2.

Had interview today, got offered position...20 miles away from the position I originally applied for. It's a pickle, location of the original position would have been perfect for me currently but new position is in a nice area that I would have no problem relocating to...except it would fuck up my girlfriend's commute. Dunno what to do, it's the first interview I've had out of 17 positions applied for so I'm loath to turn it down but I'm also loath to take it and relocate to somewhere that doesn't work for both of us.

Sabotaged by Aurocorrect

[helgur]

Calling it now: FHC is a giant money laundering scheme initiated by 'Al Quack Capone'-Entrox

[cullnean]

The glorious Trox hookers and blow fund. Let's film Scarface 2.

Had interview today, got offered position...20 miles away from the position I originally applied for. It's a pickle, location of the original position would have been perfect for me currently but new position is in a nice area that I would have no problem relocating to...except it would fuck up my girlfriend's commute. Dunno what to do, it's the first interview I've had out of 17 positions applied for so I'm loath to turn it down but I'm also loath to take it and relocate to somewhere that doesn't work for both of us.

Sabotaged by Aurocorrect

if it means moving nearer me, no don't do it mate

other gratz on getting it, even if you chose not to take it

[Dark Flare]

not over 9000, scrublord

Do you even math?

yes

9000 = 9000

9000 !> 9000

[XenosisReaper]

not over 9000, scrublord

Do you even math?

yes

9000 = 9000

9000 !> 9000

You win this round.

[Dark Flare]

[Hast]

Entrox will blow it all on rubber ducks

[XenosisReaper]

So, today I noticed that what seemed to be a large spider had built a web in my computer and had all the babies.

That’s

great

What I knew was that it could not be a very venomous spider. What I didn’t know is they’re much more dangerous than their venom. At some point between using a reversed dustbuster to blow out my computer, disassembling it extremely carefully, and pumping it full of spider death spray, I apparently smashed my pinky toe against the floor, and now it may or may not be broken. It just hurts a lot.

This, of course, happened because I am a nine-year-old girl who spent most of the time jumping and squealing at the nasty little creature. By the time I was putting my computer back together, my hands were trembling so badly, I kept dropping the screws.

At the end of the ordeal, it seemed my video card was no longer working. Thankfully, after some fiddling, it began to work again.

Dear God,

Please make all spiders go away. I know they keep the bug population in check. However, I will make a deal with you. Please send me every bug that spiders are supposed to eat to keep the ecosystem in check. I will eat those bugs myself. I will put them in my mouth and yell “I AM THE ONLY SPIDER LEFT” and then everyone will be happy that we no longer have to have spiders.

Also some spiders are big enough to eat rats.

I will eat those rats.

I will eat them.

Sincerely,
The Best Human

[EntroX]

if i suddenly found spiders on my case i would dip it in acid not caring how much i paid for it.

fuck

spiders

[Mortalitis]

Spider and its babies in my computer case sounds like the worst hell

[marcus xero]

[Hayes DuSid]

Spiderbro will save the day, from the shadows (under your bed).

[Dark Flare]

spiders are awful

[cullnean]

Going to Bluewater, will eat at Jamie's italian, will be glorious(again)


Tapatalk crew

[Mynxee]

Happy to donate $12; worth it for the amount of work it must take to keep FHC running and reasonably civilized.

Speaking of funding, my Kickstarter project is over 40% funded already, yay!

Played Stick the Needle in the Donkey today. Most of them didn't notice; a few had minor objections. I'm pretty fast with a needle while holding a resistant wee beast, though!



Next on the agenda, lunch.

[Devec]

I donated 15 us dollhairs to the quackfund for the continued existence of this glorious foram.

[Zekk Pacus]

The glorious Trox hookers and blow fund. Let's film Scarface 2.

Had interview today, got offered position...20 miles away from the position I originally applied for. It's a pickle, location of the original position would have been perfect for me currently but new position is in a nice area that I would have no problem relocating to...except it would fuck up my girlfriend's commute. Dunno what to do, it's the first interview I've had out of 17 positions applied for so I'm loath to turn it down but I'm also loath to take it and relocate to somewhere that doesn't work for both of us.

Sabotaged by Aurocorrect

if it means moving nearer me, no don't do it mate

other gratz on getting it, even if you chose not to take it

I actually think it would be a bit closer to you, still over the river though.

Not doable anyway, whichever way I work it one of us ends up getting shafted on commuting fees. Now I have to speak to the job centre and convince them this doesn't constitute turning down a role I could take since the position is in a different location to that I applied for. THIS SHOULD BE FUN.

[Damien Smith]

Donated to the hookers and blow fund <3

[MANTO]

Going to Bluewater, will eat at Jamie's italian, will be glorious(again)


Tapatalk crew

my mate tom works there behind the bar. he's a tall well-built chap with brown curly hair.

if you see him tell him AMANTUS FISTHORN says hello