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    Interested in the Alliances of the Coalition of Anally-Penetrated?

    Interested in our Alliances?:

    Nigz' aar K'nig

    The Faggot Collective

    Valkyrie Cocksuckers

    Wankshaft.

    Zero Vagina Alliance




    We are proud members of the Coalition of Anally-Penetrated:
    The Coalition of Anally-Penetrated (COA) is an active community of like-minded dicksuckers and queers fighting heterosexuality. Our mission is to enable better communication, shared anuses, and joint operations between gays in Minmatar and other low security space.

    We also have a lesbian branch, for corporations and alliances willing to support the fight against penis vs vagina.

    The Coalition of Anally-Penetrated is looking for corps and alliances in all time zones. We have much to offer our members:
    * A hateful, intolerant and rapeful environment
    * Educational programs and operations, such as Dicksucking 101
    * A missionary position you can be proud of
    * Scheduled and well-organized operations agaist bumpassages
    * Excellent penii drawn from the best anti-vag groups
    * A patrolled and stabilized male toilet to use
    * A good group of leaders and organizers willing to evolve and develop our goals and actions in New Eden.

    if your organisation is interested in penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis


    Individual Recruitment
    If you are an individual who wants to get involved in our anti-piracy work, you will need to join one of our members or allies. They offer a wide variety of ways to make ISK and offer ship replacement programs. Minimum requirements include:

    * We usually ask for you to be a steady EVE player. So no trial-accounts and 4+ million dicks sucked is preferred.
    * Good natured, tolerant and respectful of crusty dicks
    * Familiar and comfortable with deepthroating
    * Use of TeamSpeak 3 with a penis dongle
    * Agree to respect and adhere to Coalition of Anally-Penetrated and alliance policies and procedures



    We are looking forward to meating you.
    Last edited by Dark Flare; September 2 2012 at 12:07:52 AM.

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    Daneel Trevize's Avatar
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    inb4 you're the Coalition of Anally-Penetrated

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    also +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneel Trevize View Post
    inb4 you're the Coalition of Anally-Penetrated
    Homophobia is bad, mkay

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    It's not homophobia for my gf

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    Donor Mike deVoid's Avatar
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    Did you read the rules yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneel Trevize View Post
    inb4 you're the Coalition of Anally-Penetrated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wotan Rexus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daneel Trevize View Post
    inb4 you're the Coalition of Anally-Penetrated
    Homophobia is bad, mkay
    Quote Originally Posted by Wotan Rexus View Post
    Minimum requirements include:

    * Familiar and comfortable with spoken and written English
    ...
    * Agree to respect and adhere to COA and alliance policies and procedures[/I]

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    So bad
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    This will end gloriously
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    blood for the blood god, armok will rise!
    (bonus points for the blue color)

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    no im not interested thanks


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    Do you have to log in to join your glorious alliance?
    Please don't teach me what to do with my pc.

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    Used to be in this when I first started EVE like a bazillion years ago I think. They are pretty terrible.
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    The evolution of the meme. From shipspinning to meatspinning.

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    This sounds too good not to join!

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    Oh man, inb4 DF comedy edit, unless it's been done already, I can't tell.


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    OP is a faggot. +1ing this shit too.

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    Oh dear.
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    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS

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