Who says I wasn't going to pick a cheap & shitty place that still gives kerosene baths?
My father said he would "come back and haunt my ass" if I put my mother in a nursing home.
Just put your confused old parents on a plane to Marrakesh when you've gotten tired of them. I'm sure they will have fun and make their own way in the world from there.
I haz moved to cheltenham!
Sent via magic or something
Didn't we warn you about that?
Also, Ralala, there's a YT/vids megathread, but +rep for that badass dog
inb4 'he gets all the bitches'
Ruski Forumites: What's the reaction to the Pussy Riot jailing over there?
Also Ralara, saw this portion of a webcomic and thought of you:
Spent all week applying for jobs. Had literally one response and that was to acknowledge the application.
Starting to look at retraining but it's literally the worst time to start any of this....anyone know of a decent uni that offers foundation degrees I could still apply for now?
'I'm pro life. I'm a non-smoker. I'm a pro-life non-smoker. WOO, Let the party begin!'
also and you know why motherfucker!
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for jam, I can tell you I don't have any jam. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you appologise, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
lolPassengers on an Air France flight were asked to "chip in" to pay cash for a refuel after their plane was forced to land in the violence-wracked Syrian capital Damascus, the company confirmed.