Inventions you wish you could make...

[Steph]

Because others can scratch it, unless I should force anyone wanting to use my phone to use latex gloves.

Nail scissors and the polite exercise of careful attention when handling other peoples objects already exist.



Actually - I have thought of something: a round (as in circular) baking pan with a little lip at some point on the perimeter, a lip like the one you'd find on a jug? That way when you go to pour the fat from your roast out and into a container for storage/disposal, you're much less likely to spill any.

Now to sit back and rake in the dollars.

Like that?
Called a cast iron skillet. Pretty standard kitchen stuff.

No, a baking pan. That you put in your oven (or convection microwave). Too big for a handle. I've seen a skillet before.

Half the point of a cast iron skillet is that you can put it in the oven.

[cheeba]

A cloning device.
I would clone Edna a million times over and each and everyone of them will be dedicated to a site shitposting it into oblivion.

I dont think the world is ready tho.

Also a 'not needing to sleep pill', all the benefits of sleep minus the time it takes.
Not enough hours in a day.

sup.

[Pacefalm]

In hindsight i wish i had invented the wheel and be able to patent it.

The riches .......omfg

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...australia.html

[Sirial Soulfly]

Can someone genetically engineer just a womans arse ? No legs or upper body needed maybe a little bit resembling a fleshlight duck taped in-between two basketballs, wait make that two fleshlights ducktaped between two basketballs also fill the basketballs with jelly and keep that heated at human body temperature.
Pretty sure this would be worth gazillions. Maybe call it the bouncing flesharse.

[Mike deVoid]

But.... tits!

[AmaNutin]

Can someone genetically engineer just a womans arse ? No legs or upper body needed maybe a little bit resembling a fleshlight duck taped in-between two basketballs, wait make that two fleshlights ducktaped between two basketballs also fill the basketballs with jelly and keep that heated at human body temperature.
Pretty sure this would be worth gazillions. Maybe call it the bouncing flesharse.

Not concealable enough.

e: reposting image because it's applicable

[Tyrus Tenebros]

The spikes for fleshlight around december every year are hilarious

[Seamus]

The spikes for fleshlight around december every year are hilarious

And horrifying.

For my invention, id make a website where literally the cream of the internet could come and post awful posts, thread awful threads, rep awful reps and quack awful quacks. I would name it FHC, and it would be glorious.

[AmaNutin]

The spikes for fleshlight around december every year are hilarious

And horrifying.

For my invention, id make a website where literally the cream of the internet could come and post awful posts, thread awful threads, rep awful reps and quack awful quacks. I would name it FHC, and it would be glorious.

You're too late _quack

[NoirAvlaa]

The spikes for fleshlight around december every year are hilarious

And horrifying.

For my invention, id make a website where literally the cream of the internet could come and post awful posts, thread awful threads, rep awful reps and quack awful quacks. I would name it FHC, and it would be glorious.

You're too late _quack

Yep, It's already been done.

[cullnean]

The spikes for fleshlight around december every year are hilarious

And horrifying.

For my invention, id make a website where literally the cream of the internet could come and post awful posts, thread awful threads, rep awful reps and quack awful quacks. I would name it FHC, and it would be glorious.

You're too late _quack

Yep, It's already been done.

I'd go back and patent condoms

Tapatalk crew

[Cassiuss]

Has anyone patented the pillow that has always cold side? Now that would make billions!

Only one side, the other has to stay normal temp for those cool nights.

Fuck I should have been an HVAC engineer. : /

[AmaNutin]

Has anyone patented the pillow that has always cold side?

Unless you want your pillow to make tons of noise and/or byproducts, I don't think it's possible without violating entropy.

[F*** My Aunt Rita]

Has anyone patented the pillow that has always cold side? Now that would make billions!

Only one side, the other has to stay normal temp for those cool nights.

Fuck I should have been an HVAC engineer. : /

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...plessness.html

[Corwyna]

Has anyone patented the pillow that has always cold side? Now that would make billions!

Only one side, the other has to stay normal temp for those cool nights.

Fuck I should have been an HVAC engineer. : /

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...plessness.html

That might explain why I always sleep better in non-heated bedrooms.

[Varcaus]

Has anyone patented the pillow that has always cold side? Now that would make billions!

Only one side, the other has to stay normal temp for those cool nights.

Fuck I should have been an HVAC engineer. : /

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...plessness.html

That might explain why I always sleep better in non-heated bedrooms.

Or fall asleep if i sit down in a cold room for bit.

[ValorousBob]

I'm going to invent the opposite of Tabasco sauce. You add a little bit to whatever food you're eating and it makes it slightly less spicy without losing a noticeable amount of flavor. People would go nuts for this shit because we all like control, and control of flavor is just one more aspect of it.

[spasm]

I'm going to invent the opposite of Tabasco sauce. You add a little bit to whatever food you're eating and it makes it slightly less spicy without losing a noticeable amount of flavor. People would go nuts for this shit because we all like control, and control of flavor is just one more aspect of it.

That's what sour cream is for.

[Seamus]

I'm going to invent the opposite of Tabasco sauce. You add a little bit to whatever food you're eating and it makes it slightly less spicy without losing a noticeable amount of flavor. People would go nuts for this shit because we all like control, and control of flavor is just one more aspect of it.

And you could carry it around in your handbag

[Redclaws]

A thing I can press with my shoes so the toilet seat raises or lowers. I friggin hate touching that thing.