Right...
You've all had that feeling. Myself, I have a ridiculously small non erect penis. I go for a poo an many times I end up looking like I've pissed my strides... That old gap between the seat and the rim, I'm constantly thwarted...
So... I present... Rimguard, a disposable rubber seal for the travelling gent with a small cock.
I'm going to present this to the dragon's den soon.
FHC. Don't hold back, what inventions or ideas do you have?
some sort of gps thing that FINDS MY FUCKING KEYS OR THE FUCKING CLICKER
An invention making machine.
some robot or something that gets shit done for me
DEADICATION TO A BITTER SIGHT
Teslas lightning ball or fixing the pryminds so they glow again.
a penis reduction and a ball raiser operation
You guys aren't taking this seriously at all.
I'm trying to help the man race here.
getting my +1 in on the ground floor of a terrible thread here.
so, eight or ten beers so far Larkonis ?
A good thread on FHC
I wish I'd thought of the credit card reader app/device for smartphones, $billion per year transaction rate? sure I'll take 2.5% of that.
I'm not giving you my best ideas for sex robots, you will steal them.
(Promotional material from my recent project, Robot the Rock Opera)
"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Zhuge Liang
Something, some material that makes paper entirely and thoroughly obsolete, something superiour in literally every single way. The most important property that this material would posses is that it doesn't make that fucking HORRIBLE sound that paper makes whenever it's touched or manipulated in any way.
I fucking hate that sound and I want it *gone* from the universe.
Is this the invention lark is refering too?
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Originally Posted by Paradox
I'm fine with paper but I hate the feel and sound of styrofoam, would like to invent something that replaces that shitty item. But in the mean time I would settle for an app that tells me where the buses currently are in their route as opposed to where they should be.
I wish the bowl rim was angled inward twards the bowl instead of level. Cause one little trip EVERYTIME lands on it.
A robot that generates +1s
_quack.
I tried to be cool and all I got was a lousy warning about my sig being too big.
Why dont you invent a bigger penis machine larko m8.
far bigger target market.
Your posting is medium, its not rare and its not well done
- Krans 26/7/12
At the moment wouldn't the target market be... small?
I tried to be cool and all I got was a lousy warning about my sig being too big.
ahahahaha
the first thread im drunkposting in and im not at fault
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