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    [Friday] It's my duty to not please that booty.

    I had to save the day thread, have a picture.

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    <FMAR> well spasm beat me
    <Spasm> \o/
    * FMAR sets ban on *!*@griefplay-EE7A5C57.pn.at.cox.net
    * You have been kicked from #failheap by FMAR (FMAR)

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    Only 2 seconds in it, well done.

    I've been called in to work tomorrow. Haven't done a weekend shift in ~2 months, hope I remember everything.

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    Rep wars are serious business

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    Quote Originally Posted by totallyisspasm View Post
    Rep wars are serious business

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    Although marcus fired the first shot, I respond with overwhelming shock and awe causing mutually assured destruction between the two of us and destruction of several outlying bystanders. I urge all you to learn from our examples, rep war is never the answer.

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    FMAR being butthurt and not because of a dildo nbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by totallyisspasm View Post
    Although marcus fired the first shot, I respond with overwhelming shock and awe causing mutually assured destruction between the two of us and destruction of several outlying bystanders. I urge all you to learn from our examples, rep war is never the answer.

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    how cute. TGIF

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    Quote Originally Posted by totallyisspasm View Post
    Although marcus fired the first shot, I respond with overwhelming shock and awe causing mutually assured destruction between the two of us and destruction of several outlying bystanders. I urge all you to learn from our examples, rep war is never the answer.
    Over 100 thousand people were inconvenienced by you.

    (this actually happened)

    edit: <EntroX> prolly around 300k

    lol.

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    Proof or it didn't happen.

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    So can someone tl;dr me on all the banned people? I've been working long the last week plus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrixus Zephyr View Post
    So can someone tl;dr me on all the banned people? I've been working long the last week plus.
    Marcus negrepped me, I sent an overwhelming amount of negreps back by abusing how the rep system worked. Marcus could barely fire back and then entrox banned both belligerents. While inspecting stolen Intel, entrox discovered xenosis had been illegally dealing in rep and rep making technology. Xenosis and his black market rep network were then dismantled by entrox. Thus ended the 2nd marcus-spasm rep war.

    Sent from my DROID RAZR MAXX using tapatalk 2 with an unlimited data plan and a 12 inch penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneel Trevize View Post
    Proof or it didn't happen.
    Entrox IP banned every IP block that I've ever used for about half an hour

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    Passed my second mac test, now certified and job is secure. Got to tell the fatass district manager in person, he seemed glad that I wasn't one of the 2/3rds of us who simply quit instead. It's him that mandated we all had to do it in 90 days and pay for the tests up front or get fired. I proceeded to work my ass off while he shuffled papers as the only tech there when we used to have 2 or 3 at all times. Technically I don't have to help customers, but I'm not the kind of person who pretends to be busy when there are people waiting for help.

    Later I heard him bitching about some minor paperwork of no consequence concerning printers that are working perfectly fine not being done and demanding to know who was responsible. My cool manager pointed at me and the whale shut up. Felt pretty good.

    Thinking I'll stick around to help the remaining good guys train newbies, but look for a better job in the meantime. Fuck this place.

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    I think I did my second neg rep ever to the Elephant poacher guy just now. (The first was probably to Al or Xenos. Can't remember.)

    Today: I intend to do sod-all. Roam last night was fine, although we didn't move much or kill much. C'est la vie \o/

    I'll cut the grass and strim about + other stuff if it stays fine. Looks good so far, but I need a few zeds first.

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    Survived initial birthday drinking \o/ now off to old unit for leaving do. Assuming the weather holds up, I'll be off to Woolacombe for the weekend. Its like Newquay, but not shit \o/

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    Gone through about 35 revisions to sanctions previously given out, dealt with threats of suicide this morning and now wading through paperwork. Fuck.

    Will have a green curry cooked for me tonight and then play some skyrim with a bottle of wine and something else while the missus watches a film. Good times.
    Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Some call me Photoshop. Others call me Trenu, the boiler...

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    I still have my glorious office.

    I have air con, the rest of my floor doesnt.

    it is muggy as fuck today, I am literally p chill.

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    Flatmate goes on holiday tomorrow so going to have a week of just me and GF in the house, will be good times.

    Today is yet another day of work with no real idea of what we're supposed to be doing so we are doing odd jobs that have been ignored since they weren't important. Think I'll also do some PAT testing today.

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    Got a friend coming to my new place tonight. Gonna drink a lot of whisky and play a lot of MTG. Then this weekend, chipping up fucking tile adhesive off my kitchen floor so I can put the new flooring down. Already done about half of it and it's fucking horrible to get off

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