I get them sometimes at work. And then sometimes I go read porn on my phone in the bathroom. Problem solved
Went to the clinic for an offshore physical. Pee in a cup, chest x-ray, draw a LOT of blood, lung test, eye test, hearing test, blah blah blah. Sitting in exam room with paper shorts on, extremely attractive female doctor comes in. It's a little chilly in the room, but her hands are warm. Then she asks me to drop shorts to check for a hernia or something, basically hold balls and cough kinda shit. By this time it's staring her in the eye. Cleared my throat, said 'Sorry' with a shrug. Wasn't sure what else to do. I mean, what was I gonna do? Had a wedding ring on the hand she had on my balls ffs
Yes, and what did she say?
Had to look up that reference. Loll'd
I tried to be cool and all I got was a lousy warning about my sig being too big.
Epic boner and very untimely.
I'm actually an '07.
Also good clip from a good movie (The 40 years old virgin):