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  1. July 31 2012, 11:50:38 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkeysphere View Post
    Yeah, sometimes at work.

    I work in a level III/IIIA intensive care unit.
    I would love to have any level of ICU available. To the point of taking one staffed with FHC bros over what is available now.


    They probably wouldn't know how to fix my cock if it broke.
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  2. July 31 2012, 12:00:15 PM #22
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    i used to get chaotic boners when i was tired.

    havent been tired since i was 17 and discovered drugs
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  3. July 31 2012, 12:30:23 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoemySchneider View Post
    i used to get chaotic boners when i was tired.

    havent been tired since i was 17 and discovered drugs
    Explains a lot of your posting.


    
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  4. July 31 2012, 12:39:18 PM #24
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    Had a choice to troll with this one (NSFW)
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    or this one (NSFW)
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    but i wasn't sure what to go with..
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  5. July 31 2012, 01:08:17 PM #25
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    Pro tip
    Boner stops if you imagine standing in front of a toilet and needing to take a piss.

    Pro tip 2
    Excercise good bladder control


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  6. July 31 2012, 01:14:50 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    Had a choice to troll with this one (NSFW)
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    or this one (NSFW)
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    but i wasn't sure what to go with..
    I... what
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  7. July 31 2012, 01:41:07 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeekar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RoemySchneider View Post
    i used to get chaotic boners when i was tired.

    havent been tired since i was 17 and discovered drugs
    Explains a lot of your posting.
    glad you finally deem this much knowledge and understanding possible in a single human
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  8. July 31 2012, 01:41:32 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkeysphere View Post
    Yeah, sometimes at work.

    I work in a level III/IIIA intensive care unit.
    I would love to have any level of ICU available. To the point of taking one staffed with FHC bros over what is available now.


    They probably wouldn't know how to fix my cock if it broke.
    They don't have tweezers that small.









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  9. July 31 2012, 01:53:41 PM #29
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    In puberty, sure. After, not so much.

    :cippa:
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  10. July 31 2012, 01:55:41 PM #30
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    Only when I play with it.
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  11. July 31 2012, 02:03:36 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    In puberty, sure. After, not so much.

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    true dat, not for like 14 years
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  12. July 31 2012, 02:07:18 PM #32
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    This thread, but in song

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  16. July 31 2012, 03:26:48 PM #36
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    this thread deserves a standing ovation
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  17. July 31 2012, 03:43:51 PM #37
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    What is a level III/IIIA intensive care unit?

    Also Sacul I get random boners daily and I'm well past puberty, not my fault if your dick is lazy.

    Last but not least,
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    Not my boner but......

    This morning I had the kind of journey only public transport can provide. A rather dishevelled young man got on the train at Redfern. He then proceeded to wander up and down the carriage with his manhood hanging out while quizzically asking any passenger who caught his eye “Cock?”. This continued until I disembarked a few stations latter. I felt sorry for the man as he was Ralara.
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  18. July 31 2012, 03:48:19 PM #38
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  19. July 31 2012, 03:51:36 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
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  20. July 31 2012, 03:59:56 PM #40
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