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    Untimely boners.

    Ever been in a queue, or somewhere in public and for no apparent reason you get a boner?
    Online.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cippalippus View Post
    Ever been in a queue, or somewhere in public and for no apparent reason you get a boner?
    I got a boner reading this thread.

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    <&QuackBot> Fuggin: There once was a man named tugginfuggin. He oft tugged his fuggin. That is the tale of tugginfuggin.

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    My only remedy for constant boners is FHC (except babe thread).

    It's like i'm still in puberty after 12 years, fffff.

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    Not my boner but......

    This morning I had the kind of journey only public transport can provide. A rather dishevelled young man got on the train at Redfern. He then proceeded to wander up and down the carriage with his manhood hanging out while quizzically asking any passenger who caught his eye “Cock?”. This continued until I disembarked a few stations latter. I felt sorry for the man as he was obviously mentally impaired or Ralara.

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    sometimes when you need a piss bonium can occur
    No longer Deleting all your posts erryday due to butthurt
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    Quote Originally Posted by filingo View Post
    sometimes when you need a piss bonium can occur
    thereby exacerbating the issue

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    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

    "You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."

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    Yes.

    If by "for no logical reason" you in fact mean "because I'm rubbing it up and down the guy in front's leg"

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    Entering siege mode on the bus just before your stop is a constant fear.

    Your posting is medium, its not rare and its not well done
    - Krans 26/7/12

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    You can stop this by performing a simple procedure; hold the base of the cock in one hand, and the top of the cock in the other, then push the base away from you while pulling the top towards. You will hear a loud pop.

    No longer boners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    Entering siege mode on the bus just before your stop is a sport.
    FYP.

    Because strutting like a peacock is fucking awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    You can stop this by performing a simple procedure; hold the base of the cock in one hand, and the top of the cock in the other, then push the base away from you while pulling the top towards. You will hear a loud pop.

    No longer boners.
    For the rest of your life?

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    The pros tuck it under their belt and keep on truckin'

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    All the girls in gym class wore the shortest shorts in high school.

    Put me in constant crisis.

    Aside from that, jeans fresh out of the dryer do something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    All the girls in gym class wore the shortest shorts in high school.

    Put me in constant crisis.

    Aside from that, jeans fresh out of the dryer do something...
    Its the ultimate game of stealth and self control.

    Have to be ever watchful
    But
    Not too watchful

    Your posting is medium, its not rare and its not well done
    - Krans 26/7/12

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nooby View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    You can stop this by performing a simple procedure; hold the base of the cock in one hand, and the top of the cock in the other, then push the base away from you while pulling the top towards. You will hear a loud pop.

    No longer boners.
    For the rest of your life?
    Or until Monkeysphere can put it back together again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    You can stop this by performing a simple procedure; hold the base of the cock in one hand, and the top of the cock in the other, then push the base away from you while pulling the top towards. You will hear a loud pop.

    No longer boners.
    Sounds a little too extreme

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    Yeah, sometimes at work.

















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