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  1. July 29 2012, 06:05:15 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Izo Azlion View Post
    Oh my fucking god. Bit of a wtf night.

    Went to bar, had a few drinks, decided I'd stay and leave truck, got talking to waitress girl who was hot as fuck - we'll call her J - i tag along with her and her friend - E - to this fairly shit night club, and after realising J not only has one boyfriend, but also baits other guys around and picks what she wants, I wind up dancing with and making out with E.

    Who it turns out, judging by the "Single Life - Best Life" mantra on her fridge that goes on to say "Until we are married, then we can have sex" - turns out shes a Christian. Edit: This was almost terrifying to read in that who does that? I even took a picture with my phone lmao.

    Well, so much for that. I wound up staying at hers purely because :freeride: and it meant I was closer to my truck. Bit of an awkward conversation this morning with her then just GTFO lol.
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  2. July 29 2012, 06:14:29 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Izo Azlion View Post
    Oh my fucking god. Bit of a wtf night.

    Went to bar, had a few drinks, decided I'd stay and leave truck, got talking to waitress girl who was hot as fuck - we'll call her J - i tag along with her and her friend - E - to this fairly shit night club, and after realising J not only has one boyfriend, but also baits other guys around and picks what she wants, I wind up dancing with and making out with E.

    Who it turns out, judging by the "Single Life - Best Life" mantra on her fridge that goes on to say "Until we are married, then we can have sex" - turns out shes a Christian. Edit: This was almost terrifying to read in that who does that? I even took a picture with my phone lmao.

    Well, so much for that. I wound up staying at hers purely because :freeride: and it meant I was closer to my truck. Bit of an awkward conversation this morning with her then just GTFO lol.
    So you cut all contact because of a fridge magnet?
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  3. July 29 2012, 06:18:04 PM #43
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    i have not been this drunk in a while

    on the upside, i got blown last night

    in public

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    Really if you aren't watching the fencing you are doing it wrong.

    i'm not watching the fencing
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  5. July 29 2012, 06:29:09 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
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    Really if you aren't watching the fencing you are doing it wrong.

    i'm not watching the fencing
    you are doing it wrong.
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  6. July 29 2012, 06:39:21 PM #46
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    Handball represent
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  7. July 29 2012, 06:41:09 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cool09 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Izo Azlion View Post
    Oh my fucking god. Bit of a wtf night.

    Went to bar, had a few drinks, decided I'd stay and leave truck, got talking to waitress girl who was hot as fuck - we'll call her J - i tag along with her and her friend - E - to this fairly shit night club, and after realising J not only has one boyfriend, but also baits other guys around and picks what she wants, I wind up dancing with and making out with E.

    Who it turns out, judging by the "Single Life - Best Life" mantra on her fridge that goes on to say "Until we are married, then we can have sex" - turns out shes a Christian. Edit: This was almost terrifying to read in that who does that? I even took a picture with my phone lmao.

    Well, so much for that. I wound up staying at hers purely because :freeride: and it meant I was closer to my truck. Bit of an awkward conversation this morning with her then just GTFO lol.

    So you cut all contact because of a fridge magnet?
    No, not really cut all contact, as this only happened a few hours ago - but the hand written and underlined bits we're particularly striking.
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  8. July 29 2012, 07:19:23 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoirAvlaa View Post
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    Really if you aren't watching the fencing you are doing it wrong.

    i'm not watching the fencing
    you are doing it wrong.
    nope
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  9. July 29 2012, 07:29:12 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
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    Really if you aren't watching the fencing you are doing it wrong.

    i'm not watching the fencing
    you are doing it wrong.
    I am. I will try and do better in the future.
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  10. July 29 2012, 07:31:56 PM #50
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    Thanks all

    Was a p good day. Had a BBQ and it didn't start raining until after everyone was done eating, great success.


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  11. July 29 2012, 08:20:09 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cool09 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Izo Azlion View Post
    Oh my fucking god. Bit of a wtf night.

    Went to bar, had a few drinks, decided I'd stay and leave truck, got talking to waitress girl who was hot as fuck - we'll call her J - i tag along with her and her friend - E - to this fairly shit night club, and after realising J not only has one boyfriend, but also baits other guys around and picks what she wants, I wind up dancing with and making out with E.

    Who it turns out, judging by the "Single Life - Best Life" mantra on her fridge that goes on to say "Until we are married, then we can have sex" - turns out shes a Christian. Edit: This was almost terrifying to read in that who does that? I even took a picture with my phone lmao.

    Well, so much for that. I wound up staying at hers purely because :freeride: and it meant I was closer to my truck. Bit of an awkward conversation this morning with her then just GTFO lol.
    So you cut all contact because of a fridge magnet?
    I cut all contact with a hot girl who had napkins with this on them:




    seeing that just really angers me so much oh god now I am angry for real reason

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  12. July 29 2012, 08:21:49 PM #52
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    I find this is a much better rule for life:

    Dance as though you've never been hurt before,
    Love as though no-one is watching.
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  13. July 29 2012, 08:22:42 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrenda View Post
    I find this is a much better rule for life:

    Dance as though you've never been hurt before,
    Love as though no-one is watching.
    Well you sure mde a gay think look even gayer
    Hey, I just met you,
    and this is crazy
    but here's my number,
    so call me, maybe?


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    NO. JUST DON'T.

    The ONLY possible use of this shitty-ass "rule" is its implementation in a song by Electric Six:


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    gay lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
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    Really if you aren't watching the fencing you are doing it wrong.

    i'm not watching the fencing
    you are doing it wrong.
    I am. I will try and do better in the future.
    but what if i don't give a fuck about fencing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
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    Really if you aren't watching the fencing you are doing it wrong.

    i'm not watching the fencing
    you are doing it wrong.
    I am. I will try and do better in the future.
    but what if i don't give a fuck about fencing
    I did't either! Until I watched our brave negro strike down the red menace.
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  19. July 29 2012, 08:58:15 PM #59
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    I tried watching Women's foil fencing, but it was confusing & the swords looked like radio antennae so I gave up.
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  20. July 29 2012, 09:34:30 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
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    Really if you aren't watching the fencing you are doing it wrong.

    i'm not watching the fencing
    you are doing it wrong.
    I am. I will try and do better in the future.
    but what if i don't give a fuck about fencing
    With all your posts about dicks lately I'm surprised you don't enjoy a little sword fighting?
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