Going to spend today being pysched for The Dark Knight Rises
Then will probably end up drinking after film, and generally have goodtimes
Going to spend today being pysched for The Dark Knight Rises
Then will probably end up drinking after film, and generally have goodtimes
Make sure to bring your bulletproof vest m8.
It's okay, I live in a first world country where people don't get shot by nutjobsOriginally Posted by Varcaus
I get to make the new signage for the local boat safety campaign. The slogan has been around forever and I love it. "Kids don't float"
Bring chainmail and watch for knives.It's okay, I live in a first world country where people don't get shot by nutjobs
We have a law that we can shoot frenchies with a crossbow on a beach after 7pm, does that count?Bring chainmail and watch for knives.It's okay, I live in a first world country where people don't get shot by nutjobs
Has that slogan got a bit missing at the end?
If you were a superhero you'd be The Incredible Fucktard with your ever-ready sidekick Douchetard Boy. Together, you fight intelligence and common sense where you go.
They have fertilizer and drain cleaner in Britain?Bring chainmail and watch for knives.It's okay, I live in a first world country where people don't get shot by nutjobs
Bring a bomb suit bro.
Nope. Thats the major text for the sign with the rest being information about how to get free life jackets.Has that slogan got a bit missing at the end?
derp post
If I mail you a crossbow (if that can even be done) could you shoot some frenchies for me?We have a law that we can shoot frenchies with a crossbow on a beach after 7pm, does that count?Bring chainmail and watch for knives.It's okay, I live in a first world country where people don't get shot by nutjobs
I can buy one over here, and I'm sure I could find a frenchie on a beach, I'll leave some snails and rotten horsemeat as baitIf I mail you a crossbow (if that can even be done) could you shoot some frenchies for me?We have a law that we can shoot frenchies with a crossbow on a beach after 7pm, does that count?Bring chainmail and watch for knives.It's okay, I live in a first world country where people don't get shot by nutjobs
I'm awaiting pics.I can buy one over here, and I'm sure I could find a frenchie on a beach, I'll leave some snails and rotten horsemeat as baitIf I mail you a crossbow (if that can even be done) could you shoot some frenchies for me?We have a law that we can shoot frenchies with a crossbow on a beach after 7pm, does that count?Bring chainmail and watch for knives.It's okay, I live in a first world country where people don't get shot by nutjobs
Just came back home after driving over 1800km in 36 hours. In the morning I'm off for 6 days on a new tour with another band. It's both fun and exhausting being a roadie
I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.
COMRADES. I HAVE GREAT NEWS. ON THIS DAY THE 20TH OF JULY 2012. GLORIOUS POSTMASTERS UNDER MY COMMAND BREACHED THE FABLED 7K BARRIER. STAND FIRM POSTING WARRIORS.
Godspeed.
Check with krans if your reps took affect now that your green.
Meh. Come back when you have over 9k.
I think Entrox said that if that ever happened he'd troll me by having the database delete one of my posts at random every time I postedMeh. Come back when you have over 9k.
Doesn't, unfortunately, it's okay, I'll just plusrep him now
For ever at 9000 might be pretty chill who knowsI think Entrox said that if that ever happened he'd troll me by having the database delete one of my posts at random every time I postedMeh. Come back when you have over 9k.
Doesn't, unfortunately, it's okay, I'll just plusrep him now
The eternal poster.For ever at 9000 might be pretty chill who knowsI think Entrox said that if that ever happened he'd troll me by having the database delete one of my posts at random every time I postedMeh. Come back when you have over 9k.
Doesn't, unfortunately, it's okay, I'll just plusrep him now
Anyway, quiz time.
You аrrive at a local childrens hospital to find that it has been abandoned but appears mostly in tact.
you notice a few "sleepers" outside the main entrance‚ no cuаse for concer if you keep it down.
Your companion looks less confident. You picked her up about a month ago‚ she wаs starving hiding in a drainage ditch underneath the 405. She was the first living person you'd seen in months and the first woman since sandra...died.
Her name is Samantha‚ "sаm" and in the last month she has warmed up to you some. The trauma of watching her family get torn apart and eaten by "runners" is still fresh.
But your cheif concern isnt the girl. You need the medical supplies and maybe the food in that hospital.
"Sam‚" you sаy "I'm going in‚ follow me to the first floor аnd be lookout. If the sleepers wake you know the drill"
she nods‚ determined.
You stаnd up and begin your quiet movement to the hospital door. but as soon as you get a clean view you know it was a bad decision. the hallway is filled with runners‚ mostly children.
As if in response to your feаr a half dozen or so turn twords you‚ eyes white with deаth but faces alert.
Sam hits a broken bumper as she approaches. She hasn't seen the hallway but from the look in your eyes she knows its time to run.
You don't even look to see if the runners are following you take off twords the nearest group of climable trees. Quickly you gain on Sam and pass her.
at that moment you hear her trip. you turn your head to see Sam falling and what looks like a dozen or so children in hospital robes no more than half a football field behind.
Do you rescue Sam or do you keep running?Spoiler:
7k of great posts, well done m8
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