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    Sneaky* Russians tried to invade** Sweden last night.


    https://frontnews.eu/news/en/14087/S...ound-in-Sweden

    * And by "sneaky" I mean drunk out of their minds.

    ** And by "invade" I mean they ran aground.
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    For those that don't know how big the Typhoon-class SSBN - is





    imagine the amount of drugs that can get smuggler with that sub, if the narcos got their hand on one of these..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan Dax View Post
    Sneaky* Russians tried to invade** Sweden last night.


    https://frontnews.eu/news/en/14087/S...ound-in-Sweden

    * And by "sneaky" I mean drunk out of their minds.

    ** And by "invade" I mean they ran aground.
    this is a regular occurrence around the Baltic m8, them and the fucking finns, drinking on the job.
    Viking, n.:
    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liare View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan Dax View Post
    Sneaky* Russians tried to invade** Sweden last night.


    https://frontnews.eu/news/en/14087/S...ound-in-Sweden

    * And by "sneaky" I mean drunk out of their minds.

    ** And by "invade" I mean they ran aground.
    this is a regular occurrence around the Baltic m8, them and the fucking finns, drinking on the job.
    The main difference is that we do like the finns so they get of with a slap on the wrists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Crush View Post
    For those that don't know how big the Typhoon-class SSBN - is
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    imagine the amount of drugs that can get smuggler with that sub, if the narcos got their hand on one of these..
    Ok lol I've had no idea how large these things are


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    KKK has navy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corwyna View Post
    KKK has navy?
    OMG! It can't be unseen!

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    UCSS Grand Wizard & UCSS Purple Dragon at dock.
    meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caldrion Dosto View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Liare View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan Dax View Post
    Sneaky* Russians tried to invade** Sweden last night.


    https://frontnews.eu/news/en/14087/S...ound-in-Sweden

    * And by "sneaky" I mean drunk out of their minds.

    ** And by "invade" I mean they ran aground.
    this is a regular occurrence around the Baltic m8, them and the fucking finns, drinking on the job.
    The main difference is that we do like the finns so they get of with a slap on the wrists.
    they also sail into the most interesting things, beaching a coaster is fucking weaksauce, taking a bridge out of commission for the better part of a year with a slight nudge, now that's some professional drunk-sailing right there.
    Viking, n.:
    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    Belgian regional authorities say an intact German World War I submarine has been found off the coast of Belgium

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...=.aec1eeb38c7a

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    Quote Originally Posted by VARRAKK View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    So retro. Those tv monitors. Mein got. Where do they even find those things?
    heh..only thing on that ship from the 21st century is the film camera.
    Don't forget the crew! The guy who standing there doing nothing but staring at a button until he's asked to press it doesn't look that old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by VARRAKK View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    So retro. Those tv monitors. Mein got. Where do they even find those things?
    heh..only thing on that ship from the 21st century is the film camera.
    Don't forget the crew! The guy who standing there doing nothing but staring at a button until he's asked to press it doesn't look that old.
    If the crew goes into mutiny, he would grab his chance to push all the buttons

    (well I would)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    standing there doing nothing but staring at a button until he's asked to press it
    i've read some stupid shit on this page but this takes the cake
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    Somebody is

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    I know I'm bad

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    yes, i am sure he is only pretending

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