This is my new watch. It is awesome as fuck.
Whats wrong with textual chatting? Eh? I ask you! Some of us sound derpy. And talking while alone in a room reminds us too much of our delicate and tenuous grasp on reality and sanity.
Flew into Latvia yesterday afternoon. It always astonishes me how fucking terrible food is back in the US. Om nom nom.
No silly it's just the battery level for the built-in woman repellent.
Completely fucked over by management. Awww jeah.
What the fuck happened at the batman premiere in Denver?
Another source I heard said 10 dead, more injured
Possible explosion, send explosive device possible