Miss clicked and hit the mlp thread. I feel dirty
Lark is a very very strange drunk poster.
I almost got hit by a woman who cant drive her car today.
She was in a range rover evoke
nbs
Your posting is medium, its not rare and its not well done
- Krans 26/7/12
Yeah! But I'm going to a conference, and being sent by work. And that's a reward and that's good. Although having to up for 5am, walking to the train, walking across Dublin, spending all day in some shitty business centre, getting back across Dublin on a Friday night during rush hour, and getting back to Cork probably four hours later seems more like a punishment.
Found out I clogged my drain with beard hair. I don't know if that's manly or just gross. Bring on the hydrochloric acid.
Training for new job doesn't start till Sunday. I have ZERO money. I am so fucking bored.
So I have a phobia of slugs.
My 15 minutes of hell started when I went down to the kitchen barefoot and trod on one. I can still feel the exact spot where I was violated.
I figured I may as well put the bin bag out while I was down there. So I go outside and waiting for me on top of the bin lid, five of them, hanging around like a band of chavs, still deciding whether to mug me or get me to buy them a bottle of White Lightning. I take the lid off and fling it to the floor in disgust. I look inside and to my dismay there's another one just inside the rim. This shit ain't funny. There is now a thick line of salt running across the bottom of the backdoor. Fortunately I have found out that salt also wards off evil spirits so I can explain away my 'waste' of salt to sane people.
Thanks mate
Your posting is medium, its not rare and its not well done
- Krans 26/7/12
Why does this make me laugh?
Poor sally.
ib4 faggot
I got something better from Spasm. vov
(Need to install Steam to get it tho....will tomorrow night)
<&QuackBot> Fuggin: There once was a man named tugginfuggin. He oft tugged his fuggin. That is the tale of tugginfuggin.
Roasted chestnuts, om nom nom.
I cut my hand with the knife, burnt my fingers a bit and only two of the nuts popped right out of the shell (the rest were a bitch to peel) but for a first effort I'm marking it as "delicious".
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