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    [Thursday] Brace yourselves...

    Doom is coming.

    roh roh, fight da mirror powah
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    witty AND stylish, now thats a combo

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    AND old

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18896940

    The Queen has no time for frights. Look at the guy beside her jump out of his skin.

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    Justin Bieber is literally across the street from me right now, what do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18896940

    The Queen has no time for frights. Look at the guy beside her jump out of his skin.
    what is the car doing in that course?

    The Chippewa believed that the weasel could kill the dreaded wendigo giant by rushing up its anus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post
    Justin Bieber is literally across the street from me right now, what do?
    let him sign your boobs

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    Run out of tv to watch and waiting for next week's breaking bad will push me off. I just watched the first episode of Dexter and it didn't get me hard.

    Also I'd like to fuck Justin beiber with a knife.
    statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang repping

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fourfingers frankie View Post
    Run out of tv to watch and waiting for next week's breaking bad will push me off. I just watched the first episode of Dexter and it didn't get me hard.

    Also I'd like to fuck Justin beiber with a knife.
    Dexter is one of those rare shows that gets better with time.

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    saw the new batman earlier.

    was entertaining
    fuck all fat nerds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
    saw the new batman earlier.

    was entertaining

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post

    Justin Bieber is literally across the street from me right now, what do?
    Suffer for posting Pedo pics you monster!


    Hit him with a car.

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    Make internet hardman promises then don't follow up on them. Afterwards attempt "you know i've seen justin bieber irl" as pickup lines for your respective target age group. Other than that forget that this incident even occured.


    Last edited by Pacefalm; April 9 2011 at 9:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post
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    Justin Bieber is literally across the street from me right now, what do?
    Pick up as many of the Beiber crazy 12 year olds crowded outside as you can. Shouldn't be too hard, just tell em you're Justin's Limo driver, get in mah car.
    yes, I am Le terribad at BF3


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    Quote Originally Posted by punkboy101 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post
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    Justin Bieber is literally across the street from me right now, what do?
    Pick up as many of the horny 12 year olds crowded outside as you can
    >Implying that Kransthow hasnt already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post
    Justin Bieber is literally across the street from me right now, what do?
    Why is he back in NZ?

    I thought we made it very clear we didn't want him here when we stole his hat and pushed his mum.

    Quote Originally Posted by EntroX View Post
    i love you fhc, never change

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daco Cutter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post
    Justin Bieber is literally across the street from me right now, what do?
    Why is he back in NZ?

    I thought we made it very clear we didn't want him here when we stole his hat and pushed his mum.
    You rascals


    Last edited by Pacefalm; April 9 2011 at 9:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacefalm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daco Cutter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post
    Justin Bieber is literally across the street from me right now, what do?
    Why is he back in NZ?

    I thought we made it very clear we didn't want him here when we stole his hat and pushed his mum.
    You rascals
    Should have stomped on her neck incase she spawns anything else.

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    The collective hive mind of New Zealand should send a ransom letter. "Want your hat back? GET THE FUCK OFF OUR ISLAND."




    One of my biggest clients died today. Looks like the family doesn't want to continue to operate his business. Down to only 3 regulars if this is true =\
    Last edited by Jason Marshall; July 19 2012 at 01:43:19 AM.

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    Boss scared the crap out of my yesterday.

    Him: <foreboding tone>[Dahak], could you come into the conference room with me?
    *walk over*
    Him: So, [Dahak], I've been thinking about you, and the company, and what you can offer us going forward.</foreboding tone>
    Me: ...Yes....?
    Him: I need another sysadmin, do you want the job?
    Me (mental voice): BAD PHRASING DOCTOR!
    Me (vocal voice): Absolutely!

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