[Wednesday] Impending doom

[Lallante]

I've been writing a very technical 10 page memo for the last few days, except that I've actually been hugely procrastinating and have done fuck all until today except a little research. If I dont finish it today I may have to delay going on holiday.

Thanks fuck, I've just found a technical article which covers 60% + of the subject matter of the memo, is written by my firm (so I can plagarise it shamelessly) and has already got my memo up to 6 pages long.

Could actually finish a first draft today!

[Aurora148]

Anyone had any experience with Netflix UK?

They claim to have "thousands of titles", but when you browse the selection before signing up, they only display 18 titles per category (16 categories) and most are in multiple categories. Surely if their selection is that good, they would want to demonstrate it so people will want to join?

Last time I checked they mostly had loads of obscure/shit movies and tv series that nobody wants to watch. Lovefilm is still better unless you are going to use a VPN to access the American Netflix.

[Lallante]

TROLLING

MY LIFE IS TROLLING ME


Job offer for £30k

nice


GIBRALTAR


STOP TROLLING ME. ITS NOT FAIR. I DIDNT WANT THAT ONE.

turned down.

Would have been cool - southern spain has a great windsurfing, surfing, kitesurfing etc scene and good nightlife around there not to mention amazing food - you are also a 30 min ferry from Morroco and the climate is AWESOME. 2 years down there would have been sick fun.

[Durzel]

Fucking fire alarm just went off (2am), for no fucking reason.

Interview today at a bar so offensive to look at, i honestly don't know how long i will last, assuming i manage to hold it together long enough to get the job in the first place.



Ugh. I need the money.

That looks so ridiculously gaudy I can't believe it's not a parody of some sort.

[Ralara]

TROLLING

MY LIFE IS TROLLING ME


Job offer for £30k

nice


GIBRALTAR


STOP TROLLING ME. ITS NOT FAIR. I DIDNT WANT THAT ONE.

turned down.

Would have been cool - southern spain has a great windsurfing, surfing, kitesurfing etc scene and good nightlife around there not to mention amazing food - you are also a 30 min ferry from Morroco and the climate is AWESOME. 2 years down there would have been sick fun.

I don't like temperatures above 20 degrees C.

[ctrlchris]

TROLLING

MY LIFE IS TROLLING ME


Job offer for £30k

nice


GIBRALTAR


STOP TROLLING ME. ITS NOT FAIR. I DIDNT WANT THAT ONE.

turned down.

Would have been cool - southern spain has a great windsurfing, surfing, kitesurfing etc scene and good nightlife around there not to mention amazing food - you are also a 30 min ferry from Morroco and the climate is AWESOME. 2 years down there would have been sick fun.

I don't like temperatures above 20 degrees C.

Are you an ice cube irl?

[Ralara]

TROLLING

MY LIFE IS TROLLING ME


Job offer for £30k

nice


GIBRALTAR


STOP TROLLING ME. ITS NOT FAIR. I DIDNT WANT THAT ONE.

turned down.

Would have been cool - southern spain has a great windsurfing, surfing, kitesurfing etc scene and good nightlife around there not to mention amazing food - you are also a 30 min ferry from Morroco and the climate is AWESOME. 2 years down there would have been sick fun.

I don't like temperatures above 20 degrees C.

Are you an ice cube irl?

No, Irish.

I burn worse than a vampire in direct sunlight.

[Stoffl]

Crossposting from corpforums because of relevance:

[indi]

Dat diaper.

[Glyken Touchon]

for any lego fans:

half-size replica of the Rolls-Royce Trent 1000 engine

[AmaNutin]

for any lego fans:

half-size replica of the Rolls-Royce Trent 1000 engine

Lego fans (who happen to have several thousand dollars at least)

[Nordstern]

I don't like temperatures above 20 degrees C.

Considering that normal room temp is 22C, how do you even function?

[Amantus]

ralara go to gibraltar you homosexual. it means you get to live in the uk while also living in southern spain, and also be in spitting distance from africa. also there's no duty on alcohol and cigarettes.

if i was offered a job in gibraltar i'd move there in a heartbeat for a year or two.

[Sacul]

TROLLING

MY LIFE IS TROLLING ME


Job offer for £30k

nice


GIBRALTAR


STOP TROLLING ME. ITS NOT FAIR. I DIDNT WANT THAT ONE.

turned down.

Would have been cool - southern spain has a great windsurfing, surfing, kitesurfing etc scene and good nightlife around there not to mention amazing food - you are also a 30 min ferry from Morroco and the climate is AWESOME. 2 years down there would have been sick fun.

I don't like temperatures above 20 degrees C.

any idea how many arab gaycock you just let go
Isnt it also a lot better than living with your mum? altho lol at the 30k

[Fourfingers frankie]

ralara go to gibraltar you homosexual. it means you get to live in the uk while also living in southern spain, and also be in spitting distance from africa. also there's no duty on alcohol and cigarettes.

if i was offered a job in gibraltar i'd move there in a heartbeat for a year or two.

Plus you can rock out with your cock out with all the Gibraltar tanned blokes for you to sodomize. Should be p fun tbh.

[ctrlchris]

any idea how many arab gaycock you just let go

The cock of Gibraltar

[Seamus]

Anyone had any experience with Netflix UK?

They claim to have "thousands of titles", but when you browse the selection before signing up, they only display 18 titles per category (16 categories) and most are in multiple categories. Surely if their selection is that good, they would want to demonstrate it so people will want to join?

Last time I checked they mostly had loads of obscure/shit movies and tv series that nobody wants to watch. Lovefilm is still better unless you are going to use a VPN to access the American Netflix.

As of a few months ago, the selection was an enormous pile of cock. The only good few series they had were incomplete, barring ones like peep show that are freely available on 4od. Avoid like the plague imo, altho doing the free month then cancelling isnt a big issue like it is with some companies, theres a big "cancel" button somewhere.

[Glyken Touchon]

Anyone had any experience with Netflix UK?

They claim to have "thousands of titles", but when you browse the selection before signing up, they only display 18 titles per category (16 categories) and most are in multiple categories. Surely if their selection is that good, they would want to demonstrate it so people will want to join?

Last time I checked they mostly had loads of obscure/shit movies and tv series that nobody wants to watch. Lovefilm is still better unless you are going to use a VPN to access the American Netflix.

As of a few months ago, the selection was an enormous pile of cock. The only good few series they had were incomplete, barring ones like peep show that are freely available on 4od. Avoid like the plague imo, altho doing the free month then cancelling isnt a big issue like it is with some companies, theres a big "cancel" button somewhere.

Thanks both for confirming my gut instinct. If they had a good selection, they'd show it.

[Blutreiter]

Fucking fire alarm just went off (2am), for no fucking reason.

Interview today at a bar so offensive to look at, i honestly don't know how long i will last, assuming i manage to hold it together long enough to get the job in the first place.



Ugh. I need the money.

That looks so ridiculously gaudy I can't believe it's not a parody of some sort.

I wonder if you can remodel that along the lines of the Voodoo mamas hut from Monkey Island?

[Phrixus Zephyr]

Fucking fire alarm just went off (2am), for no fucking reason.

Interview today at a bar so offensive to look at, i honestly don't know how long i will last, assuming i manage to hold it together long enough to get the job in the first place.



Ugh. I need the money.

That looks so ridiculously gaudy I can't believe it's not a parody of some sort.

I wonder if you can remodel that along the lines of the Voodoo mamas hut from Monkey Island?

I've been called back for the training, but so are 19 others and i'm pretty sure there are only 8-10 positions. They didn't exactly make that clear and i know some of the people there were leaving jobs for this one.