[Monday]

[Varcaus]

Thanks Ralara, this day is off to a gay start


Time for bed! It's 6 AM. Work at 7 PM, but before that route planning for a bike trip sometime during the day... yeah, not going to be very awake at work I think, hope I don't kill anyone

I thought you were in UKistan? Where are you that it's 6am?

Estonia land of my great grandmother :O (what a strange lady tbh)

[Sparq]

oh hey, this is my last week off before second semester ~

~ I am glad that I have noticed this ...

EDIT: I'm sure it has been linked elsewhere on FHC recently, but consider this to be your remedial homework, Ralarararara ~

[Sponk]

Estoniastan

Ah, land of 'everyone has blue eyes also gorgeous'.

[Dirk Magnum]

Has anybody been looking at PigCam lately? I saw a fucking bird. A BIRD. It ate something it saw on the ground!
Estonia knows what's goin' on :O

[LoudSpeakly]

Yesterday, a fine BBQ celebrating a mate's return from the hospital.

Today, burnin' ring of fire.

[indi]

Has anybody been looking at PigCam lately? I saw a fucking bird. A BIRD. It ate something it saw on the ground!
Estonia knows what's goin' on :O

I can see that around here. Saw a gull cannibalizing some roadkill the other day.

And Ral..that is the purple vibrator we saw in all its glory on the pictures you took that weekend Soffles visited? (I hope that was suggestive enough )

In other news, finally recovering from shit virus Overspark gave me (he insisted on exposing me for 2+ weeks, small wonder it finally stuck). Hit me on my last workday of the previous week, so winged it. Since I am still in probationary period @ new job I don't think I should work from the home yet, so I"ll drag my corpse in again today. Here's hoping I'll last the entire day, if not I'll just go home, sleep and work more from home after all.

[Kalil]

Didn't/Doesn't Estonia have the best ratio for women to men? And by best I mean from my pov.

[ctrlchris]

Has anybody been looking at PigCam lately? I saw a fucking bird. A BIRD. It ate something it saw on the ground!
Estonia knows what's goin' on :O

I can see that around here. Saw a gull cannibalizing some roadkill the other day.

And Ral..that is the purple vibrator we saw in all its glory on the pictures you took that weekend Soffles visited? (I hope that was suggestive enough )

In other news, finally recovering from shit virus Overspark gave me (he insisted on exposing me for 2+ weeks, small wonder it finally stuck). Hit me on my last workday of the previous week, so winged it. Since I am still in probationary period @ new job I don't think I should work from the home yet, so I"ll drag my corpse in again today. Here's hoping I'll last the entire day, if not I'll just go home, sleep and work more from home after all.

Take a shit load of cough medicine and just be totally out of it all day
dxm styles

[Mrenda]

Has anybody been looking at PigCam lately? I saw a fucking bird. A BIRD. It ate something it saw on the ground!
Estonia knows what's goin' on :O

I can see that around here. Saw a gull cannibalizing some roadkill the other day.

And Ral..that is the purple vibrator we saw in all its glory on the pictures you took that weekend Soffles visited? (I hope that was suggestive enough )

In other news, finally recovering from shit virus Overspark gave me (he insisted on exposing me for 2+ weeks, small wonder it finally stuck). Hit me on my last workday of the previous week, so winged it. Since I am still in probationary period @ new job I don't think I should work from the home yet, so I"ll drag my corpse in again today. Here's hoping I'll last the entire day, if not I'll just go home, sleep and work more from home after all.

Take a shit load of cough medicine and just be totally out of it all day
dxm styles

DXM is literally the best drug I have ever taken.

I would happily do it every night and spend my time wasting away to nothing knowing I'm better than those dirty natural opiod addicts.

Edit: It also doesn't really work if you're around other people or in light.

[Jason Marshall]

So, job hunting.

It's pretty brutal out there.

Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.

"Did she use it?" - GBH

[High Sierra]

soooo

i got moved intoa new role at work - more technical/legal stuff.
second week on the job and I now have a major investigation to deal with after a police stop where it may be possible that we have illegal trailers on the road...... great.

[Kalil]

That sucks. But does this mean that you decided against moving to a new company but took the in-house promotion thingy with less stress?

[Sparq]

ugh, went grocery shopping just to chill and browse a bit for a few things we'd missed the other day, except I suddenly realised at one point I was right behind, in "reach-out-and-touch" distance from some infinitely annoying relatives, whom I cannot abide by. Promptly spun myself around quietly and evacuated from the mall, pronto. Fuck getting caught up with them. So much for chilling.

[ctrlchris]

So, job hunting.

It's pretty brutal out there.

Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.

"Did she use it?" - GBH

Tell the gbh to make an account so I can +rep her.

[Spaztick]

So, job hunting.

It's pretty brutal out there.

Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.

"Did she use it?" - GBH

Tell the gbh to make an account so I can +rep her.

It's me, I'm the GBH.

[Jason Marshall]

So, job hunting.

It's pretty brutal out there.

Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.

"Did she use it?" - GBH

Tell the gbh to make an account so I can +rep her.

Give it too meee. Ill deposit it into our joint rep account. (this account also contains her our 173,000 reddit karma.)

[F*** My Aunt Rita]

Give it too meee. Ill deposit it into our joint rep account. (this account also contains her our 173,000 reddit karma.)

She's a redditer, it all makes sense now.

[Fortior]

So, job hunting.

It's pretty brutal out there.

Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.

"Did she use it?" - GBH

Tell the gbh to make an account so I can +rep her.

It's me, I'm the GBH.

No I'm the GBH!

[Lana Torrin]

So, job hunting.

It's pretty brutal out there.

Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.

"Did she use it?" - GBH

Tell the gbh to make an account so I can +rep her.

It's me, I'm the GBH.

No I'm the GBH!

No im the GBH and so is my wife.

[Jason Marshall]

You all have very tight vaginas.