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    [Monday]

    So, job hunting.

    It's pretty brutal out there.

    Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

    Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


    Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

    Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

    Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

    She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.
    Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....

    ... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.

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    was looking at dudes on okcupid last night

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    If only you had her to clean out your previous apartment.

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    As long as she didn't bleach your vibrator...

    Also get on #failheap you faggot! I don't care that you work 77 hours a week. I only work 20 hours a week and some of that time could be filled with Ralara time.

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    I see today daythread has gotten off to a great start already.
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.
    < Jolin> you're prety too LanaTorrin
    Clearly mafia.

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    Masturbation, semen-stained pants, bleached sex toy, tldr daythread.

    GG.

    edit: and 15 inch purple vibrator tbh
    Last edited by Dirk Magnum; July 15 2012 at 11:48:53 PM.

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    It is only Ralara who has me reaching for that plus+ rep button, unfortunately I need to spread it around before giving again : /

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    This is the week!

    Fuckin 4 days I'm there man. Woo, excited and nervy!

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    Ralara is the fictional character I would most go gay for, after the Brawny Man.

    That's a face I'd trust to be my top (tbh)


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    The voice actor for "The Boss" in The Life and Times of Tim is white. I admit surprise, so sue me.

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    Started exercising, in pain, it's embarrassing. Get some more CVs done and go down the bay to whore myself out. Quick pint with mates.

    In other news, living with randoms who don't understand that you need to LIMIT YOUR UPLOADS WHEN YOU TORRENT YOU SHIT FUCK THE INTERNET SUCKS, is a pita.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrixus Zephyr View Post
    In other news, living with randoms who don't understand that you need to LIMIT YOUR UPLOADS WHEN YOU TORRENT YOU SHIT FUCK THE INTERNET SUCKS, is a pita.
    Find a way to shape the living daylights out of those fuckers. Even crappy QoS built into modems these days is usually enough to limit them to 15kB/s or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralara View Post
    So, job hunting.

    It's pretty brutal out there.

    Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

    Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


    Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

    Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

    Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

    She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.
    tell her the vibe is sofias

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    Ralara know how to brighten up terrible mondays.

    In other news, it's been raining, thundering, and dust storming sporadically every day here for a week and today it hailed despite still being 95F/35C. Crazy weather best weather.



    My off day tomorrow turned into a work day but I'll get a different one off so no biggie.

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    Had the wonderful experience of sitting next to a woman on the bus who stunk of cigarettes and what I hope to god was only sardines.

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    Am i an extremely sad individual or is this website awesome?
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    Thanks Ralara, this day is off to a gay start


    Time for bed! It's 6 AM. Work at 7 PM, but before that route planning for a bike trip sometime during the day... yeah, not going to be very awake at work I think, hope I don't kill anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkeysphere View Post
    Thanks Ralara, this day is off to a gay start


    Time for bed! It's 6 AM. Work at 7 PM, but before that route planning for a bike trip sometime during the day... yeah, not going to be very awake at work I think, hope I don't kill anyone
    I thought you were in UKistan? Where are you that it's 6am?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    Estoniastan
    Stupidistan?
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.
    < Jolin> you're prety too LanaTorrin
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