[Monday]

[Ralara]

So, job hunting.

It's pretty brutal out there.

Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.

[spasm]

If only you had her to clean out your previous apartment.

[Mrenda]

As long as she didn't bleach your vibrator...

Also get on #failheap you faggot! I don't care that you work 77 hours a week. I only work 20 hours a week and some of that time could be filled with Ralara time.

[Lana Torrin]

I see today daythread has gotten off to a great start already.

[Dirk Magnum]

Masturbation, semen-stained pants, bleached sex toy, tldr daythread.

GG.

edit: and 15 inch purple vibrator tbh

[Equium Duo]

It is only Ralara who has me reaching for that plus+ rep button, unfortunately I need to spread it around before giving again : /

[Izo Azlion]

This is the week!

Fuckin 4 days I'm there man. Woo, excited and nervy!

[Dirk Magnum]

Ralara is the fictional character I would most go gay for, after the Brawny Man.

That's a face I'd trust to be my top (tbh)

[walrus]

Im currently watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Musical episode.

[Dirk Magnum]

The voice actor for "The Boss" in The Life and Times of Tim is white. I admit surprise, so sue me.

[Phrixus Zephyr]

Started exercising, in pain, it's embarrassing. Get some more CVs done and go down the bay to whore myself out. Quick pint with mates.

In other news, living with randoms who don't understand that you need to LIMIT YOUR UPLOADS WHEN YOU TORRENT YOU SHIT FUCK THE INTERNET SUCKS, is a pita.

[Overspark]

In other news, living with randoms who don't understand that you need to LIMIT YOUR UPLOADS WHEN YOU TORRENT YOU SHIT FUCK THE INTERNET SUCKS, is a pita.

Find a way to shape the living daylights out of those fuckers. Even crappy QoS built into modems these days is usually enough to limit them to 15kB/s or something.

[ctrlchris]

So, job hunting.

It's pretty brutal out there.

Also I've been masturbating too much and I'm a bit... raw down there. :/

Meant to be going swimming in 5 hours but fuck that, I'm still awake now - I'll go after work.


Can't wait till I move out - came home today at 23:00 (77 hours worked this week) to find my mother has gone through my room completely - even repainted one wall.

Which is nice, but it means she moved stuff... and from the way the drawers are, and the fact my pay-check that was on my desk is now UNDER some things... 1) she's gone through my mail and read all my things and 2) she's found a 15 inch purple vibrator.

Oh well, I told her not to go through my things, not my problem if she finds stuff she doesn't like. Mostly it can be "bitch, please" to her, but the fact is, she's found my semen stained pants... :/

She wont mention it but she knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows.

tell her the vibe is sofias

[Raine Woot]

Ralara know how to brighten up terrible mondays.

In other news, it's been raining, thundering, and dust storming sporadically every day here for a week and today it hailed despite still being 95F/35C. Crazy weather best weather.



My off day tomorrow turned into a work day but I'll get a different one off so no biggie.

[Grendelfreak]

Had the wonderful experience of sitting next to a woman on the bus who stunk of cigarettes and what I hope to god was only sardines.

[ChaeDoc II]

Am i an extremely sad individual or is this website awesome?
http://marinetraffic.com


(inb4 'both')

[The Monkeysphere]

Thanks Ralara, this day is off to a gay start


Time for bed! It's 6 AM. Work at 7 PM, but before that route planning for a bike trip sometime during the day... yeah, not going to be very awake at work I think, hope I don't kill anyone

[Mrenda]

Thanks Ralara, this day is off to a gay start


Time for bed! It's 6 AM. Work at 7 PM, but before that route planning for a bike trip sometime during the day... yeah, not going to be very awake at work I think, hope I don't kill anyone

I thought you were in UKistan? Where are you that it's 6am?

[Nordstern]

Estoniastan

[Lana Torrin]

Estoniastan

Stupidistan?