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    [Sunday] Funday

    I am eating some cheese.
    Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....

    ... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.

    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    was looking at dudes on okcupid last night

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    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    faggot
    *checks time*

    *checks date*
    Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....

    ... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.

    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    was looking at dudes on okcupid last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralara View Post
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    faggot
    *checks time*

    *checks date*
    I think he was trying to be factual rather than saying you posted incorrectly..
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    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.
    < Jolin> you're prety too LanaTorrin
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    Back to work Monday after two weeks off foor moving house. Been the least relaxing holiday ever, had to repair a hole in the living room floor, jam shut windows with completely fucked locking mechanisms so you couldn't just pull them open from outside, it took 5 fucking phonecalls to get BT to cancel my old landline, get told It takes 4 weeks to activate a phone line so no proper internet, find out the thick tiles in the kitchen are slightly too high for appliances to fit under the worktops, spend far too many hours trudging around Ikea, then even more hours building the stuff, gonna be weeks more before me and the mrs can use the main bedroom, currently slumming it in the second bedroom, and there's still fuckloads of stuff to unpack. And of course this all had to be done in the FUCKING HORRIBLE DAMP BECAUSE IT JUST WON'T STOP FUCKING RAINING ALL THE TIME.

    This was all topped off today, with me due to checkout of my old rented place I set out early to take some old electricals that were still at the old house to the tip, mainly an old 28" tube telly that weighs a tonne and about 5 mins after leaving the car engine light starts flashing and it suddenly has no power. I call the RAC, and turns out a fucking cylinder has gone. After a long phonecall to Skoda they agree to pay for it on my warranty but the garage won't be able to get the parts until late next week. Then I call the landlady to say she will have to sort out the removal of the stuff I left behind as have no vehicle, and she's getting all fucking narky cause the person she sold the house to is completing on Thursdfay. Stupid cunt, not my fault she didn't plan for random eventualities. Looking forward to lots of arguing over the deposit now.

    After all that, I'm actually quite looking forward to the relative simplicity of being at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
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    faggot
    *checks time*

    *checks date*
    I think he was trying to be factual rather than saying you posted incorrectly..
    done deal, then
    Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....

    ... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.

    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    was looking at dudes on okcupid last night

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    A friend has a dog that looks just like the infamous Spuds Mackenzie, and she just turned a year old. Why was Spuds infamous? The creature mauled more people than it didn't. Sometimes all the authorities would find was a poorly scrawled "suicide note", but nobody ever really believed it. The reach of the Budweiser people is long. The beast continued its reign of terror until the late 90's when it died about a mile or so from where I lived at the time, no doubt sparing me an untimely death. I'm not making any of this up. Since we don't know where the fiend spread its DNA we can't know for sure whether or not any given bull terrier isn't a born killer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Magnum View Post
    A friend has a dog that looks just like the infamous Spuds Mackenzie, and she just turned a year old. Why was Spuds infamous? The creature mauled more people than it didn't. Sometimes all the authorities would find was a poorly scrawled "suicide note", but nobody ever really believed it. The reach of the Budweiser people is long. The beast continued its reign of terror until the late 90's when it died about a mile or so from where I lived at the time, no doubt sparing me an untimely death. I'm not making any of this up. Since we don't know where the fiend spread its DNA we can't know for sure whether or not any given bull terrier isn't a born killer.
    Budweiser?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Varcaus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Magnum View Post
    A friend has a dog that looks just like the infamous Spuds Mackenzie, and she just turned a year old. Why was Spuds infamous? The creature mauled more people than it didn't. Sometimes all the authorities would find was a poorly scrawled "suicide note", but nobody ever really believed it. The reach of the Budweiser people is long. The beast continued its reign of terror until the late 90's when it died about a mile or so from where I lived at the time, no doubt sparing me an untimely death. I'm not making any of this up. Since we don't know where the fiend spread its DNA we can't know for sure whether or not any given bull terrier isn't a born killer.
    Budweiser?
    Spuds was a Budweiser mascot.

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    I hope your friend is training that dog right then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Magnum View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Varcaus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Magnum View Post
    A friend has a dog that looks just like the infamous Spuds Mackenzie, and she just turned a year old. Why was Spuds infamous? The creature mauled more people than it didn't. Sometimes all the authorities would find was a poorly scrawled "suicide note", but nobody ever really believed it. The reach of the Budweiser people is long. The beast continued its reign of terror until the late 90's when it died about a mile or so from where I lived at the time, no doubt sparing me an untimely death. I'm not making any of this up. Since we don't know where the fiend spread its DNA we can't know for sure whether or not any given bull terrier isn't a born killer.
    Budweiser?
    Spuds was a Budweiser mascot.
    And nobody just shot it?

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    ralara your homo
    fuck all fat nerds

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    ralara your homo
    His homo?
    LOL SIGNATURES.

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    I challenged EntroX to a Sins of a Solar Empire : Rebellion duel at least 2 weeks ago, but he keeps chickening out.

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    Oh god no
    Not safe for life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Magnum View Post
    Oh god no
    Not safe for life.
    I like how that's 3 years old

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    But it's new to me ;_;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Magnum View Post
    Oh god no
    Not safe for life.
    nopenopenopenopnope
    <&QuackBot> Fuggin: There once was a man named tugginfuggin. He oft tugged his fuggin. That is the tale of tugginfuggin.

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    Started working 01:45, it's now 05:48, only 5 hours to go, then 3 weeks off!

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