[SATURDAY] Lark been banned for premature posting

[lubica]

I haven't had breakfast yet. Considering making a bowl of haha-I-made-americans-mutilate-their-sons-genitals-to-stop-masturbation cereal.

so much wat

new wordfilter?

ferox

[Mr Marram]

Now it's 1 AM, 20^oC and the sun is shining.
In other words a fucking nice evening

Where the fuck do you live? Alaska?

He is in Norway btw.

[Overspark]

I haven't had breakfast yet. Considering making a bowl of haha-I-made-americans-mutilate-their-sons-genitals-to-stop-masturbation cereal.

so much wat

new wordfilter?

ferox

Kellogs.

[Me]

I haven't had breakfast yet. Considering making a bowl of haha-I-made-americans-mutilate-their-sons-genitals-to-stop-masturbation cereal.

so much wat

new wordfilter?

ferox

test: Kelloggs


beaten by 7 seconds.

[Sparq]

My breakfast today was (unintentionally) some burgundy blackcurrent fruit gums from Germany, my lunch was accompanied by pink lemonade from France, and the gin mixed in it came from England.

We live in a wonderful age ~

Alcohol for breakfast. Alcoholism is a disease. We can get you help m8, it doesn't have to consume your life.

In my defence, lunch did actually contain a reasonable quantity of comparatively quality foodstuffs (oven baked crunchy potato bites) to couple with the gin and lemon.

~ otherwise, I did come very close to pulling a Sterling Archer move in regards to diet.

I haven't had breakfast yet. Considering making a bowl of haha-I-made-americans-mutilate-their-sons-genitals-to-stop-masturbation cereal.

My mum was raised SDA, and even though she was pretty distant from the church way before I was born, when I was a kid she'd still point to Kellog's cereals (along with some other things) and bang on about how the SDA knew so much about healthy living, etc, etc, etc.

Then I grew up and got to point back to Wikipedia and note what a mad bastard that guy was.

I mean, yogurt enemas.

What the fuck.

[Overspark]

I haven't had breakfast yet. Considering making a bowl of haha-I-made-americans-mutilate-their-sons-genitals-to-stop-masturbation cereal.

so much wat

new wordfilter?

ferox

test: Kelloggs


beaten by 7 seconds.

Well at least you knew the correct answer!

[Cheese nippels]

Keep being woken up by hairs or like insulation fiber or some shit poking into my face from my pillow, not sure if it's my hair or the pillow, so i'm thinking I should get new pillow and/or get hair cut/dye my hair to see if someone is being a funny cunt, not sure about this though... people might think i'm wierder than they already think I am, not that it matters because people are mostly cunts and i could probably get away with just wearing a banana skin covering my genitals for the amount of fucks people give about me. /rant

[Sparq]

Keep being woken up by hairs or like insulation fiber or some shit poking into my face from my pillow, not sure if it's my hair or the pillow, so i'm thinking I should get new pillow and/or get hair cut/dye my hair to see if someone is being a funny cunt, not sure about this though... people might think i'm wierder than they already think I am, not that it matters because people are mostly cunts and i could probably get away with just wearing a banana skin covering my genitals for the amount of fucks people give about me. /rant

Have you tried turning the pillow over.

[Tellenta]

haha-I-made-americans-mutilate-their-sons-genitals-to-stop-masturbation

Didn't work.

[Cheese nippels]

Keep being woken up by hairs or like insulation fiber or some shit poking into my face from my pillow, not sure if it's my hair or the pillow, so i'm thinking I should get new pillow and/or get hair cut/dye my hair to see if someone is being a funny cunt, not sure about this though... people might think i'm wierder than they already think I am, not that it matters because people are mostly cunts and i could probably get away with just wearing a banana skin covering my genitals for the amount of fucks people give about me. /rant

Have you tried turning the pillow over.

Will try, but if i'd just thought of that then I wouldn't have material for an inane rant, hopefully that works and someone hasn't filled my pillow with insulation shit

[Sparq]

Keep being woken up by hairs or like insulation fiber or some shit poking into my face from my pillow, not sure if it's my hair or the pillow, so i'm thinking I should get new pillow and/or get hair cut/dye my hair to see if someone is being a funny cunt, not sure about this though... people might think i'm wierder than they already think I am, not that it matters because people are mostly cunts and i could probably get away with just wearing a banana skin covering my genitals for the amount of fucks people give about me. /rant

Have you tried turning the pillow over.

Will try, but if i'd just thought of that then I wouldn't have material for an inane rant, hopefully that works and someone hasn't filled my pillow with insulation shit

Have you tried looking inside the pillowcase.

[Seamus]

try running a razor over the scratchy side of the pillow.

[ChaeDoc II]

try running a razor over the scratchy side of the pillow.

Just tried it, now i have a 1.5 foot slice in my pillow.

Fuck you.

[Izo Azlion]

try running a razor over the scratchy side of the pillow.

Just tried it, now i have a 1.5 foot slice in my pillow.

Fuck you.

How the fuck did you manage that? What'd you do, sideways?!

[cullnean]

try running a razor over the scratchy side of the pillow.

Just tried it, now i have a 1.5 foot slice in my pillow.

Fuck you.

i also carry out suggestion from failheap on how to go about day to day shit.

im also now a blind paraplegic typing this by blowing in a tube, thanks FHC.

[ChaeDoc II]

I was joking.


If you are going to shave your pillow remember that you need to apply similar pressure to the pillow as that applied by your head, otherwise the offending scratchy stuff won't be poking through. Just buy a new pillow and just kill your friends to be completely sure of a good night's sleep.

[Airow]

just get a pillowcase?

[Fourfingers frankie]

Another day of rain. Its july for the love of fuck. I swear someone needs to put a shotgun in gods mouth until that bitch brings me some sunshine. Holiday in September seems very far away.

[Don Pellegrino]

While I'm here.

I have a UK Cell Phone contract which I obviously don't want to use in Canada, thats fine and it runs out soon anyway.

However. I have a unlocked Galaxy S2 which I wanna use in Canada and I wanna use it on a pay as you go type deal, but with data...

Does this exist? Not having much luck finding anything atm

There's more than Rogers, all 6 companies in my area have pay as you go. Personally I'm with Virgin Mobile, [WARNING these are Canadian prices, we pay the most in the world for mobile] $20/month for 50 min anywhere in Canada, but no voicemail and you don't see who's calling you, those are extras. Data is pay as you go, I think it costs me $15 for 200mb but you can buy 2Gb for the current month for $20. Those prices were better than Rogers last time I checked, but as I said, they all have what you're looking for, so the best is probably to go to a mall where all 6 are present and do your research. Those companies have terribly confusing websites and deals.

[Dirk Magnum]

I woke up and then I barfed about five minutes later. It was as good as that experience gets, tbh. Forcible expulsion of toxic whatevers