[Friday] is my second favorite f word

[Rodj Blake]

I passed chemistry! \o/

I might have flunked two other subjects, BUT I PASSED CHEMISTRY!

Meanwhile, in Australia ~

"Organic foods in Australia were here well before the advent of GM technology, it's not a natural technology, it's something that wouldn't occur in nature, just as chemicals are not natural," he said.

- an argument that always thoroughly pisses me off, due to the simple, observable fact that all matter is chemical in nature, so of course chemicals are "natural", everything in nature is made up of chemicals. The process of dragging several tons of condensed bird shit off an island in the middle of the ocean and dumping it onto your crops might not be natural, but the "chemicals" themselves exist readily in nature. Why not just say pesticides, if that's what you really mean? Fucking muppet.

I love that they always say organic = natural & healty. Organic in chemistry just means that the molucules are mainly made up of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphor. So according to that definition, PET plastic, gasoline, cyanide and cocaine are all also organic substances.

Organic has a different definition in agricultural circles though.

[bundus]

Call me weird but hotdogs should be a good sausage in a bun. Fuck that reprocessed made of eyelashes and arseholes bright red shit.

If I wanted to eat chunks of animal dick iid at least make them buy me drinks first.

Kranskys, use kranskys they are awesome

[Stoffl]

but coca is natural and healthy

Fyp meight
tappin dat talk

[Stoffl]

got myself the first two seasons of outer limits ... this weekend will be a blast-from-the-past full of trashy 90's sci-fi

The nanobot Episode is Boss as fuck

tappin dat talk

[Helen]

I didnt even know you could get food at Ikea.

UPS still yet to turn up. Bastards.

Bet you get the "we left a card, come to the exeter depot you mug" treatment.

Got rained off after doing a couple hours work this morning so long weekend for me...

[Sacul]

I am also in a salvation army building and i dont see any difference between staff and clients.....is this bad? (as i am sitting in a office looking at the reception i know there are clients and staff in this building, one hobo just walked in...well maybe he is a manager i cant tell!!!)

Start singing Jesus songs, you'll be able to tell from their response. Seriously, yesterday I parked (in front of my -non-cheap- house in non-cheap area) next to a car with "Een leven zonder Jezus maakt meer kapot dan je lief is"* It was a fucking old banged up red Volvo.

Also, for your presentation - just wing it. If anyone can do it, you can.

* Paraphrasing: a life without Jesus sucks.

Holly tittyfucking Jezus!!!! I was completely talking out of my ass more than once i was hearing myself and thinking ffs man what are you saying?
Good for me the other guy didnt have a clue what i was talking about except some catchphrase words and was agreeing with me all the way. I now have 2 new projects come august. :smug:

I guess i am supposed to wear a salvation army pin now*

hahahahahah




* for the amount they are going to pay me ill happily wear a cross to work

[punkboy101]

Currently lol'ing about something that happened to someone I know.

http://www.sjvalley-times.com/view/f...atest_articles

The "Unidentified female" is a good friend of my missus, and Chad is someone I wouldn't call a friend but saw on a fairly regular basis. I knew he was doing some dodgy stuff, just not on this level. I shouldn't be laughing really seeing as Chad isn't what you'd call street smart when it comes to most things and certainly not brainy enough to be an international drug smuggler. I feel bad for him because he's looking at ten years inside, ratted out his "boss" (guy arrested at airport) who happens to be a pretty connected dude from what I hear, and ratted out his contacts in Texas (not mentioned in article) who have been arrested.

I suspect US prison will not be a good experience for Chad, especially going in as a rat who wore a wire to get his boss and contacts in Texas nicked. Bad times, but I can't help but lol at the stupidity of it all.

[Sparq]

The eBay is a conspiracy to separate me from my student allowance, I'm sure of it. So many things ~

[KathDougans]

daughter was telling me that today, in the park where she works, there were used condoms spread all over the children's play area, draped on the swings and roundabouts and so on.

I don't know, something about that goes way beyond petty vandalism and anti-social behaviour.

[Chrien]

It's my nieces' 1st birthday in a week and I have no idea what to give her as a present. She's the first baby on either of her parents' families so she seemingly has everything a baby could want.

[Hels]

Flying back to Japan. See you in Saturday.

[Airow]

It's my nieces' 1st birthday in a week and I have no idea what to give her as a present. She's the first baby on either of her parents' families so she seemingly has everything a baby could want.

gift coupon for a baby shop?

[Sparq]

It's my nieces' 1st birthday in a week and I have no idea what to give her as a present. She's the first baby on either of her parents' families so she seemingly has everything a baby could want.

Some sort of compounding investment account/trust? Set it up for her 18th/whatever age, deposit a little on each birthday, re-investing the interest each year/period as well. Then when she's going away to college/needs a car, surprise her?

[Hels]

It's my nieces' 1st birthday in a week and I have no idea what to give her as a present. She's the first baby on either of her parents' families so she seemingly has everything a baby could want.

Some sort of compounding investment account/trust? Set it up for her 18th/whatever age, deposit a little on each birthday, re-investing the interest each year/period as well. Then when she's going away to college/needs a car, surprise her?

Kids don't understand economics, but not a bad idea tbh.

[Don Pellegrino]

It's my nieces' 1st birthday in a week and I have no idea what to give her as a present. She's the first baby on either of her parents' families so she seemingly has everything a baby could want.

Some sort of compounding investment account/trust? Set it up for her 18th/whatever age, deposit a little on each birthday, re-investing the interest each year/period as well. Then when she's going away to college/needs a car, surprise her?

Kids don't understand economics, but not a bad idea tbh.

It's what my parents did (REEE, it's an education-only fund and the government automatically contributes) and I'm incredibly grateful to have an almost free education, uni appartment and food. Do it.

[Azure]

daughter was telling me that today, in the park where she works, there were used condoms spread all over the children's play area, draped on the swings and roundabouts and so on.

I don't know, something about that goes way beyond petty vandalism and anti-social behaviour.

It's catholic propaganda.

"LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE FRIENDS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE OF THE EVILS OF CONTRACEPTION!"

[Lancehot]

Got a rolo bar on the way back from work today. I don't understand the concept, but it tastes good.

[Larkonis Trassler]

Right, I've got a bit of a problem. When I go into work I have a shower (get an extra five minutes in bed) and when I finish I have another shower (my office is redders).
For the past few days I've been developing an erection in the showers. This is pretty much uncontrolled and fortunately there's been nobody else join me mid scrub or I've used a different shower room. Our steam supply is off at the moment and there's an electric shower installed in each shower room and it's only been an issue since, so it may be to do with the sound? Odd but I don't know how my fucking cock works. My question is... Apart from putting bromide in my tea how the fuck do I avoid this? It's not as if I've been thinking sexy thoughts. I've even upped my masturbation regimen. No, fucking dice. I really don't want to be seen by one of my peers (especially the managers who all, coincidently seem to share my changeroom) walking out of the showers with a stonk on.

[Rans]

rubb one off in the showers obv

[F18]

Think about football.