If you were a superhero you'd be The Incredible Fucktard with your ever-ready sidekick Douchetard Boy. Together, you fight intelligence and common sense where you go.
Good for me the other guy didnt have a clue what i was talking about except some catchphrase words and was agreeing with me all the way. I now have 2 new projects come august. :smug:
I guess i am supposed to wear a salvation army pin now*
* for the amount they are going to pay me ill happily wear a cross to work
Currently lol'ing about something that happened to someone I know.
The "Unidentified female" is a good friend of my missus, and Chad is someone I wouldn't call a friend but saw on a fairly regular basis. I knew he was doing some dodgy stuff, just not on this level. I shouldn't be laughing really seeing as Chad isn't what you'd call street smart when it comes to most things and certainly not brainy enough to be an international drug smuggler. I feel bad for him because he's looking at ten years inside, ratted out his "boss" (guy arrested at airport) who happens to be a pretty connected dude from what I hear, and ratted out his contacts in Texas (not mentioned in article) who have been arrested.
I suspect US prison will not be a good experience for Chad, especially going in as a rat who wore a wire to get his boss and contacts in Texas nicked. Bad times, but I can't help but lol at the stupidity of it all.
The eBay is a conspiracy to separate me from my student allowance, I'm sure of it. So many things ~
daughter was telling me that today, in the park where she works, there were used condoms spread all over the children's play area, draped on the swings and roundabouts and so on.
I don't know, something about that goes way beyond petty vandalism and anti-social behaviour.
It's my nieces' 1st birthday in a week and I have no idea what to give her as a present. She's the first baby on either of her parents' families so she seemingly has everything a baby could want.
Flying back to Japan. See you in Saturday.
Got a rolo bar on the way back from work today. I don't understand the concept, but it tastes good.
Right, I've got a bit of a problem. When I go into work I have a shower (get an extra five minutes in bed) and when I finish I have another shower (my office is redders).
For the past few days I've been developing an erection in the showers. This is pretty much uncontrolled and fortunately there's been nobody else join me mid scrub or I've used a different shower room. Our steam supply is off at the moment and there's an electric shower installed in each shower room and it's only been an issue since, so it may be to do with the sound? Odd but I don't know how my fucking cock works. My question is... Apart from putting bromide in my tea how the fuck do I avoid this? It's not as if I've been thinking sexy thoughts. I've even upped my masturbation regimen. No, fucking dice. I really don't want to be seen by one of my peers (especially the managers who all, coincidently seem to share my changeroom) walking out of the showers with a stonk on.
rubb one off in the showers obv
Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy
but here's my number,
so call me, maybe?