Die Hard, you have plagued me with this since 1984.

[Tools]

Twinkies need to be consumed with Dr. Pepper.

Dr Pepper is just an elaborate joke, like vegemite. Americans pretend that it's their national drink just to convince tourists to try it.

If more of the world enjoyed vegemite the world would be a better place

Marmite > vegemite, and no convict will convince me otherwise.

Convict here confirming that Marmite is the correct mite.

[Selb]

Well, that was surprisingly nice and boring. It's just a standard cupcake style cake with cream that's slightly sweeter than normal. It's like the kind of cake where you can taste whoever made it was a little heavy on ingredients and you can taste the butter in it. For size, comparison photo below.



What turned out to be the most AMAZING THING EVER, if you didn't notice in the original pic, was the jar of Marshmallow FLUFF. That stuff...... Mother of god.

Your doing it wrong.

Twinkies need to be consumed with Dr. Pepper.

I have also heard that Mr. Pibbs makes a good substitute, if available.

Not sure if it's the picture, but that looks like a can of Cherry Coke. Isn't that basically the same as Dr. Pepper?

Edit: My confusion has been cleared by spotting the cherry on the side of the fucking can. TASTE MY DERP.

[Joe Appleby]

Die Hard = "The Hard" (in German)

The German movie title of the Die Hard series is actually Stirb langsam, die slowly. It was a time when movie titles were still translated for German release, something that no-one is bothering with anymore. Too bad that did not speed up releases here and on average, we still have to wait some six months to get a new movie (except worldwide same day releases such as LotR was).

[ctrlchris]

Twinkies need to be consumed with Dr. Pepper.

Dr Pepper is just an elaborate joke, like vegemite. Americans pretend that it's their national drink just to convince tourists to try it.

If more of the world enjoyed vegemite the world would be a better place

Marmite > vegemite, and no convict will convince me otherwise.

Convict here confirming that Marmite is the correct mite.

Traitor.
Thats treason m8.

[Pacefalm]

Well, that was surprisingly nice and boring. It's just a standard cupcake style cake with cream that's slightly sweeter than normal. It's like the kind of cake where you can taste whoever made it was a little heavy on ingredients and you can taste the butter in it. For size, comparison photo below.

[IMG] [/IMG]

What turned out to be the most AMAZING THING EVER, if you didn't notice in the original pic, was the jar of Marshmallow FLUFF. That stuff...... Mother of god.

Your doing it wrong.

Twinkies need to be consumed with Dr. Pepper.

I have also heard that Mr. Pibbs makes a good substitute, if available.

Not sure if it's the picture, but that looks like a can of Cherry Coke. Isn't that basically the same as Dr. Pepper?

Edit: My confusion has been cleared by spotting the cherry on the side of the fucking can. TASTE MY DERP.

saying Cherry Coke is basically the same as Dr. Pepper is like saying coca cola is basically the same as pepsi
i.e. Yes they are basically the same but true fanatics would bash eachothers skull in over which is better
Kind of like religion actually

[Takon Orlani]

I wouldn't mind trying that stuff for air-popped popcorn. You spray the popcorn with an aersol thing first then shake flavouring over it. If it's anything like how I imagine American junk food it's probably awful, but the array of flavourings for popcorn sounds amazing if it's any way decent.

This stuff:

It's delicious.

[spasm]

Not sure if it's the picture, but that looks like a can of Cherry Coke. Isn't that basically the same as Dr. Pepper?

Get out

[Borgh]

What turned out to be the most AMAZING THING EVER, if you didn't notice in the original pic, was the jar of Marshmallow FLUFF. That stuff...... Mother of god.

Intigued, I just bought a jar of the stuff. Turns out its just stable meringue foam.

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE INVENTED STABLE MERINGUE FOAM THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU FOOD POISONING. WOOOOOOfuckingHOOOOOO.

[Doomed Predator]

Jokes about popular american snacks always fly over my head since none are available here. The only "popular" thing I have ever tried were Oreos and I wasn't impressed, especially since they cost a fuckton.

[Aramendel]

What I really like are Doritos. About 10 years ago they sold a flavor called "Texas" in germany which I bought regular. Nowadays you can only get (and only in a few shops) the Cheese flavor. Getting the Chilli and Jalapeno FIRE flavors. Especially the latter is quite nice, most German chip brands are not very spicy.

[filingo]

NEW FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DIE HARD

Die hard: Diabetes


AND THE SEQUEL


Die hard: Heart Attack

Apparently the spanish translation of die hard didnt work so well so they decided to call it Crystal Jungle instead

While you can kind of see it for the first film Crystal Jungler and Crystal Jungle with a Vengance dont work as well

tbh, crystal jungle with a vengeance does sound p legit.

assault frigate buff

[Jason Marshall]

MOTHER OF GOD. Why am I not in the cheap snack exporting business. I import beer from Belgium easy enough.

[Itiken]

If I'm honest, it's not even Die Hard or Zombieland that are the real basis for my movie curiosity.

When Egon asked ever so politely to imagine a Twinkie the size of New York, I was never able to relate. Tonight, Ghostbusters II will finally make complete sense.

That was ghostbusters 1. aka "the best film ever"

[Sparq]

MOTHER OF GOD. Why am I not in the cheap snack exporting business. I import beer from Belgium easy enough.

That salmon jerky you sent was a-fucking-mazing. I eventually tracked down a similar one made with Tasmanian salmon, but am yet to locate it in any shops near here.

What I really like are Doritos. About 10 years ago they sold a flavor called "Texas" in germany which I bought regular. Nowadays you can only get (and only in a few shops) the Cheese flavor. Getting the Chilli and Jalapeno FIRE flavors. Especially the latter is quite nice, most German chip brands are not very spicy.

IIRC we can get the Texas one here, or I'm mistaking it for "Mexicana", either way, v. tasty indeed.

[Popelmon]

What I really like are Doritos. About 10 years ago they sold a flavor called "Texas" in germany which I bought regular. Nowadays you can only get (and only in a few shops) the Cheese flavor. Getting the Chilli and Jalapeno FIRE flavors. Especially the latter is quite nice, most German chip brands are not very spicy.

You can get them on Amazon. Not really cheap but hey, better than nothing.

[Tellenta]

Well, that was surprisingly nice and boring. It's just a standard cupcake style cake with cream that's slightly sweeter than normal. It's like the kind of cake where you can taste whoever made it was a little heavy on ingredients and you can taste the butter in it. For size, comparison photo below.

[IMG] [/IMG]

What turned out to be the most AMAZING THING EVER, if you didn't notice in the original pic, was the jar of Marshmallow FLUFF. That stuff...... Mother of god.

Your doing it wrong.

Twinkies need to be consumed with Dr. Pepper.

I have also heard that Mr. Pibbs makes a good substitute, if available.

Not sure if it's the picture, but that looks like a can of Cherry Coke. Isn't that basically the same as Dr. Pepper?

Edit: My confusion has been cleared by spotting the cherry on the side of the fucking can. TASTE MY DERP.

saying Cherry Coke is basically the same as Dr. Pepper is like saying coca cola is basically the same as pepsi
i.e. Yes they are basically the same but true fanatics would bash eachothers skull in over which is better
Kind of like religion actually

It's almost like you've never drank Cherry coke/pepsi or Dr. Pepper.

[Paradox]

Coke is a sweetened cola drink, Dr. Pepper is a carbonated fruit drink. Even I know that.

[FooB]

I have decided to do another review thread, but onyl when i can find a products list and people can choose exactly what they want me to poison myself with and describe the experience. Mainly because i cant decide for myself wether i want to review all the crazy Soft Drink flavours we dont get here (like Strawberry/Pineapple Fanta, Code Red Mountain Dew, etc etc) or the whole range of girl-scout cookies that they actually sell. or all the cereals like fruit loops and cap'n crunch. or EVERYTHING IN THE MOTHERFUCKING STORE.


edit; - something did catch my eye on the way past today however. pic below.

[Lowa [NSN]]

Die Hard is awesome. Twinkies not so much.

[valks]

In other news you can now buy froot loops at waitrose so I'm whoring those now.

Best cereal and 10x better than lucky charms