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    This thread is just making me hungry. This is no troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EchoEpsilon23 View Post
    This thread is just making me hungry. This is no troll.
    Hungry for.... worms?

    (Or hungry for words....?)

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    Spoiler that stuff mateeee

    Or don't, but you'll probably get a bunch of whiny babbies complaining

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Spoiler that stuff mateeee

    Or don't, but you'll probably get a bunch of whiny babbies complaining
    probably not from youtube clips, the real horror there comes from clicking on it to make it move...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post


    What do you even do in that situation? how fast do they move? would it crawl inside you if you tried to shoot it? what the fuck do you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rans View Post
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    What do you even do in that situation? how fast do they move? would it crawl inside you if you tried to shoot it? what the fuck do you do?

    Operation Klendathu Freedom
    looks fake
    Either way the best solution is have someone smack you upside your body armor with something (smashing the spider between it of course). Then do the girly scream while smacking it away from you with something. Followed by a minute or twenty of pummeling the spider repeatedly while expressing your displeasure with the previous situation using fuck and shit as subject, verb, direct object, indirect object, subjective complement, what have you.

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    You just handball it to your mate.

    nbd

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    This is the spider thread, not the bot fly thread. Please stick to arachnids that don't burrow into your skin or sting you with their tail.

    When I was small, my favorite spider was the wolf spider. They're big, fast, aggressive, hairy, and best of all, don't bother humans unless provoked. I only saw one in the wild, and it was in Wisconsin. A shame the guys I was with decided to pelt it with rocks.






    Such doting mothers.

    These days, my favorite spiders are jumping spiders. They're just so adorable! And useful! A shame they're so misunderstood.




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    mfw this thread


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    Quote Originally Posted by EchoEpsilon23 View Post
    This thread is just making me hungry. This is no troll.
    Echo is secretly...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    This is the spider thread, not the bot fly thread. Please stick to arachnids that don't burrow into your skin or sting you with their tail.

    When I was small, my favorite spider was the wolf spider. They're big, fast, aggressive, hairy, and best of all, don't bother humans unless provoked. I only saw one in the wild, and it was in Wisconsin. A shame the guys I was with decided to pelt it with rocks.






    Such doting mothers.
    Wolf spiders are awesome, until your cat decides to face off against a six inch one. I had to kill him, but was pretty disappointed about needing to. They run rampant in North Carolina.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    These days, my favorite spiders are jumping spiders. They're just so adorable! And useful! A shame they're so misunderstood.




    Those are fucking awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellenta View Post
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    What do you even do in that situation? how fast do they move? would it crawl inside you if you tried to shoot it? what the fuck do you do?

    Operation Klendathu Freedom
    its from a shitty film called camel spiders

    looks fake
    Either way the best solution is have someone smack you upside your body armor with something (smashing the spider between it of course). Then do the girly scream while smacking it away from you with something. Followed by a minute or twenty of pummeling the spider repeatedly while expressing your displeasure with the previous situation using fuck and shit as subject, verb, direct object, indirect object, subjective complement, what have you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    While I can say spiders do some good... that's just the worst time and place you want to find something that big.

    Imagine reaching in...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    I need to take a photo of the spider that scares the shit out of me every morning.. Its about the size of this one but the body is fatter.. (Its also about 2 stories up above where I walk)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rans View Post
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    What do you even do in that situation? how fast do they move? would it crawl inside you if you tried to shoot it? what the fuck do you do?

    Operation Klendathu Freedom
    looks fake
    Camel spiders.... Shit is real. They are also really really fucking fast is they want to be.

    http://www.camelspiders.org/facts-on...ers-myths.html

    No sling and no optics on a flat top. Not even BUIS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keorythe View Post
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    What do you even do in that situation? how fast do they move? would it crawl inside you if you tried to shoot it? what the fuck do you do?

    Operation Klendathu Freedom
    looks fake
    Camel spiders.... Shit is real. They are also really really fucking fast is they want to be.

    http://www.camelspiders.org/facts-on...ers-myths.html

    No sling and no optics on a flat top. Not even BUIS?
    Its more the pic looks fake.. I mean it might be real but firstly how does one of those things got there without anyone noticing and secondly, there is something about it that doesn't quite look right..
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    Camel spiders have 10 legs, this thing has 8 and is made of plastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nooby View Post
    Camel spiders have 10 legs, this thing has 8 and is made of plastic.
    so are they from the scorpion family or something like that?
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