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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    My roommate spent a whole evening going through this damn page. I've seen a few videos of people squeezing cysts and really nasty hygine problems: I don't need to see how unsanitary people can get.

    edit: on second thought, after looking at that video of the camel spider, that's not a very large one. I can honestly say that they can grow ... fairly larger than that.
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    I find it incredible that a whole country can actually be more retarded than FHC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeAfroMan View Post
    Camel "Spiders" aren't even spiders -.-
    Yeah but they're still arachnids so I don't mind being technically wrong when I call them spiders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post

    edit: on second thought, after looking at that video of the camel spider, that's not a very large one. I can honestly say that they can grow ... fairly larger than that.
    Pics m8, FHC wants pics!

    (or videos I suppose)

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    That reddit link.... post title is something about hankering for a McMuffin..... the image.....


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    Ah, the delightful camel spider. A fascinating specimen due to it's speed, agility, and gargantuan size.






    A frightening creature for those unfamiliar with it. But this wildlife expert is far more terrified of another spider.



    The wicked brown recluse. Fortunately, it is not found in the region where we are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post


    The wicked brown recluse. Fortunately, it is not found in the region where we are.
    Yeah they are harder to see but they have by far the worse results.
    Spiders: they're waiting to eat you.
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    I find it incredible that a whole country can actually be more retarded than FHC.

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    Iraq invasion was a part of war on spiders c/c?

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    What do you even do in that situation? how fast do they move? would it crawl inside you if you tried to shoot it? what the fuck do you do?

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    1. Release rifle;
    2. Catch legs with both hands;
    3. HULK RIP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    What do you even do in that situation? how fast do they move? would it crawl inside you if you tried to shoot it? what the fuck do you do?

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    Brush it off with sleeve or rifle - then proceed to curbstomp. Or have a mate do it for you.
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    "The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt"
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebomby View Post
    I find it incredible that a whole country can actually be more retarded than FHC.

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    For once im inclined to agree with the "glass Iraq" dudes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by walrus View Post
    For once im inclined to agree with the "glass Iraq" dudes.
    They're not just in Iraq.

    They're all over.
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    I find it incredible that a whole country can actually be more retarded than FHC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmaNutin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by walrus View Post
    For once im inclined to agree with the "glass Iraq" dudes.
    They're not just in Iraq.

    They're all over.
    The type of species in this video (Rhagodes) is not found in the USA, but they can be imported as pets.

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    Reminds me of,


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    Quote Originally Posted by AmaNutin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    What do you even do in that situation? how fast do they move? would it crawl inside you if you tried to shoot it? what the fuck do you do?

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    Brush it off with sleeve or rifle - then proceed to curbstomp. Or have a mate do it for you.
    Brush it off? have you seen it? it's bigger than the sky and it moves faster than lightning! There's nothing you can do because as soon as you move it'll rip open your chest and lay it's eggs in you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Brush it off? have you seen it? it's bigger than the sky and it moves faster than lightning! There's nothing you can do because as soon as you move it'll rip open your chest and lay it's eggs in you.
    Don't think it has corrosive blood, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebomby View Post
    I find it incredible that a whole country can actually be more retarded than FHC.

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    The Tumbu Fly, let me introduce you to it:

    NSFL:

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    No, really.
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    Africa, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
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    http://www.gfmer.ch/selected_images_...t3=536&stype=d
    A fly that lays it's eggs in you.
    meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    The Tumbu Fly, let me introduce you to it:

    NSFL:

      Spoiler:
      Spoiler:
    No, really.
      Spoiler:
    Africa, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
      Spoiler:
    http://www.gfmer.ch/selected_images_...t3=536&stype=d
    A fly that lays it's eggs in you.
    those are fucking tiny, check this out:


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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilDude View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    The Tumbu Fly, let me introduce you to it:

    NSFL:

      Spoiler:
      Spoiler:
    No, really.
      Spoiler:
    Africa, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
      Spoiler:
    http://www.gfmer.ch/selected_images_...t3=536&stype=d
    A fly that lays it's eggs in you.
    those are fucking tiny, check this out:

    Got something better:


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