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    [WEDNESDAY] Call me a pessary!

    A pessary is a small plastic or silicone medical device which is inserted into the vagina or rectum and held in place by the pelvic floor musculature.
    I have spent the past two days being instructed on health and safety legislation. In twelve hours I will be tested on what I should have absorbed. I do not think I will succeed.

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    i was going to post a daythread so i could mention the birth of http://status.failheap-challenge.com but oh well, this post will do~

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    Quote Originally Posted by EntroX View Post
    i was going to post a daythread so i could mention the birth of http://status.failheap-challenge.com but oh well, this post will do~
    There are... apps?

    Edit, your backup style is uhm, weird. You shouldn't need to do full backups (even if they're probably around 100MB compressed) every hour. I use a tool called duplicity, you can setup whatever backends you want. It is heavy on the cache usage (but not crazy if you periodically clean).
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    I have been offered the change to train as a full blown qualified financial adviser with regulatory exams and everything (and i wont pay)

    my life has become awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by notmarcus View Post
    I have been offered the change to train as a full blown qualified financial adviser with regulatory exams and everything (and i wont pay)

    my life has become awesome.
    Please share the next round of bailout money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    A pessary is a small plastic or silicone medical device which is inserted into the vagina or rectum and held in place by the pelvic floor musculature.
    I have spent the past two days being instructed on health and safety legislation. In twelve hours I will be tested on what I should have absorbed. I do not think I will succeed.
    don't you work at a nuclear power plant??!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralara View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    A pessary is a small plastic or silicone medical device which is inserted into the vagina or rectum and held in place by the pelvic floor musculature.
    I have spent the past two days being instructed on health and safety legislation. In twelve hours I will be tested on what I should have absorbed. I do not think I will succeed.
    don't you work at a nuclear power plant??!!


    Don't worry, he's an expert.

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    So I went on my date. It was by far the best date I've ever had. She orders wine, but says she'd usually go for a beer (winner for me, I like girls who are one of the lads) and on the drive over we're talking loads. We had a great laugh and a little sexual innuendo was thrown around, couple drinks and we'd made out like two hours in - seriously good vibe off the girl so I made a move.

    Twited to hit another pub but it'd just closed, took her back to mine and she inadvertently met my folks and my uncle, which was fine, she handled it like a pro and seemed well till she went to have a smoke out the back and my mother managed to passively accuse me of smoking, which made her panic and claim she then wasn't good enough for me because "i'm going places and destined for great things"

    Fuck.

    Wound up driving her home shortly after, much kissing ensued, seeing her this weekend. Sucks playing damage control though, esp as it was going perfectly till right at the end. More fool me for taking her back to mine I suppose. 90% success IMO. Looking forward to the weekend.

    Repost from my fail - late daythread.

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    Yay for a way to check FHC status other than http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

    I am quite curious what a pessary might be used for, medically speaking, but am not brave enough to Google atwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izo Azlion View Post
    So I went on my date. It was by far the best date I've ever had. She orders wine, but says she'd usually go for a beer (winner for me, I like girls who are one of the lads) and on the drive over we're talking loads. We had a great laugh and a little sexual innuendo was thrown around, couple drinks and we'd made out like two hours in - seriously good vibe off the girl so I made a move.

    Twited to hit another pub but it'd just closed, took her back to mine and she inadvertently met my folks and my uncle, which was fine, she handled it like a pro and seemed well till she went to have a smoke out the back and my mother managed to passively accuse me of smoking, which made her panic and claim she then wasn't good enough for me because "i'm going places and destined for great things"

    Fuck.

    Wound up driving her home shortly after, much kissing ensued, seeing her this weekend. Sucks playing damage control though, esp as it was going perfectly till right at the end. More fool me for taking her back to mine I suppose. 90% success IMO. Looking forward to the weekend.

    Repost from my fail - late daythread.
    Its cause you didnt buy the condoms m8. I told you.



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    Young Sarah Palin?

    In other news: ralara, you so crazy

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    This picture sums up my trip to california pretty well:
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    I might add that venice beach was pretty chill apart from a seagull shitting directly on my head. Well worth it and the drive.

    Would've been happy to stay there tbh, coming back to the heat sucked hard.

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    My lunch today:



    The image doesn't do it justice but it tastes damn good. Bacon, Egg and Lettuce. The bacon and egg I cooked on an Cast Iron pan as well so it tastes extra awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralara View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    A pessary is a small plastic or silicone medical device which is inserted into the vagina or rectum and held in place by the pelvic floor musculature.
    I have spent the past two days being instructed on health and safety legislation. In twelve hours I will be tested on what I should have absorbed. I do not think I will succeed.
    don't you work at a nuclear power plant??!!
    its not a power station its a gay station i mean police station i mean gay station
    fuck all fat nerds

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    ^_^ Wife got me tickets to the next Taylor swift concert in Seattle (once they announce the dates)

    Im so excite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    ^_^ Wife got me tickets to the next Taylor swift concert in Seattle (once they announce the dates)

    Im so excite.

    Quote Originally Posted by EntroX View Post
    i love you fhc, never change

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ralara View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    A pessary is a small plastic or silicone medical device which is inserted into the vagina or rectum and held in place by the pelvic floor musculature.
    I have spent the past two days being instructed on health and safety legislation. In twelve hours I will be tested on what I should have absorbed. I do not think I will succeed.
    don't you work at a nuclear power plant??!!
    its not a power station its a gay station i mean police station i mean gay station
    Steel mill tbh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daco Cutter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    ^_^ Wife got me tickets to the next Taylor swift concert in Seattle (once they announce the dates)

    Im so excite.
    Serious. She is a talented lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daco Cutter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    ^_^ Wife got me tickets to the next Taylor swift concert in Seattle (once they announce the dates)

    Im so excite.
    Serious. She is a talented lady.
    there are some things you don't say to the internet.
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