[Tuesday] Call me a pessimist!

[ctrlchris]

IZO GETS A PRE-GAME PEP TALK.

  Spoiler:

<02:33:26> "Tailn|work": implying that guidance from jason will not make it worse
<02:33:52> "Sofia": >implying implications
<02:33:58> "Jason Marshall": Hey
<02:34:00> "Jason Marshall": im married
<02:34:02> "Jason Marshall": i did something right
<03:37:06> "Jason Marshall": Tailn
<03:37:12> "Jason Marshall": Izo doesnt have condoms for tonight
<03:37:15> "Tailn|work1": bulk drinks?
<03:37:22> "Jason Marshall": we should ignore him till he aquires some
<03:37:40> "Jason Marshall": So 9 months from now we dont have to listen to him bitch about being responsible for some kid
<03:37:53> "Tailn|work1": well either he's playing it dangerous or has very low self esteem and is not even contemplating success
<03:38:00> "Izo": You know nothing about me! I would *disappear* off the face of the earth!
<03:38:10> "Jason Marshall": http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...ls_o03_s01_i00
<03:38:25> "Jason Marshall": Id like to think he has hope
<03:38:35> "Tailn|work1": ahh so much for responsibilityes and commitment
<03:38:35> "Jason Marshall": I have enough hope to demand he aquire condoms
<03:38:49> "Tailn|work1": jason you are ever the optemist
<03:38:50> "Jason Marshall": well a condom
<03:38:53> "Jason Marshall": i dont have that much hope
<03:39:19> "Jason Marshall": Maybe he assumes shes a slut and that she will have birth control
<03:40:12> "Izo": Rofl
<03:40:14> "Tailn|work1": well if that is the case i would make sure i was packing even more. there is not only the 9 month std you can get.
<03:40:37> "Jason Marshall": yeah
<03:40:45> "Tailn|work1": sorry realy should not talk about her that way it is terribly demenaing
<03:41:02> "Jason Marshall": She is no one to us yet till she takes our izos cherry
<03:41:08> "Tailn|work1": to Izo. am sure he has more willpower
<03:41:17> "Jason Marshall": hahaha
<03:42:19> "Tailn|work1": clean jeans Izo?
<03:42:54> "Izo": yeah and car
<03:42:55> "Jason Marshall": And boxer shorts.
<03:43:10> "Izo": and boxers, and in a few hours an epic shower
<03:43:21> "Jason Marshall": Dont wanna show up with wet hair
<03:43:25> "Jason Marshall": allow enough time for it to dry
<03:43:42> "Izo": not sure why but sounds good
<03:44:08> "Jason Marshall":
<03:44:26> "Tailn|work1": deoderant its muggy as hell outside
<03:44:42> "Jason Marshall": and anti persperant if your wearing light colors.
<03:45:00> "Izo": ofc!
<03:45:07> "Izo": I know how to dress nicely jesus
<03:45:09> "Tailn|work1": fake stubble help look a little mature
<03:45:23> "Jason Marshall": You say that now. But its easy to forget these things when you are heading off.
<03:45:30> "Jason Marshall": Make a check list
<03:45:41> "Jason Marshall": DONT TAKE IT WITH YOU so their is no chance she knows you made a checklist
<03:46:08> "Izo": Rofl
<03:46:09> "Tailn|work1": ^^ now thats very good advice
<03:47:18> "Jason Marshall": Also. Science has said that the scent of fresh sweat can activate the erogenous zones of women ovulating. So you can take that camble. I dont advise it tho.
<03:47:30> "Tailn|work1": brb need to mess around checking wifi netowrks
<03:47:35> "Jason Marshall": gamble*
<03:47:37> "Izo": yeah im good for risking that
<03:47:47> "Jason Marshall": ballsy
<03:47:53> "Izo": no you tard
<03:47:54> "Izo": i mean
<03:47:58> "Izo": i'm not gonna risk that
<03:48:03> "Jason Marshall": whimp
<03:48:09> "Izo": as in like "do you want a drink?" "I'm good, thanks"
<03:48:20> "Jason Marshall": fine fine
<03:48:36> "Izo": haha
<03:48:43> "Jason Marshall": You had better say that to the bartender tonight before you are far too gone to sex her.
<03:48:53> "Jason Marshall": also this chat is getting copy pasta'd into daythread.
<03:48:58> "Izo": Thats never happened (too far gone) and Diaf!

Ffffff

With advice from people on the internet you can't possibly fail.

[Jason Marshall]

IZO GETS A PRE-GAME PEP TALK.

  Spoiler:

<02:33:26> "Tailn|work": implying that guidance from jason will not make it worse
<02:33:52> "Sofia": >implying implications
<02:33:58> "Jason Marshall": Hey
<02:34:00> "Jason Marshall": im married
<02:34:02> "Jason Marshall": i did something right
<03:37:06> "Jason Marshall": Tailn
<03:37:12> "Jason Marshall": Izo doesnt have condoms for tonight
<03:37:15> "Tailn|work1": bulk drinks?
<03:37:22> "Jason Marshall": we should ignore him till he aquires some
<03:37:40> "Jason Marshall": So 9 months from now we dont have to listen to him bitch about being responsible for some kid
<03:37:53> "Tailn|work1": well either he's playing it dangerous or has very low self esteem and is not even contemplating success
<03:38:00> "Izo": You know nothing about me! I would *disappear* off the face of the earth!
<03:38:10> "Jason Marshall": http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...ls_o03_s01_i00
<03:38:25> "Jason Marshall": Id like to think he has hope
<03:38:35> "Tailn|work1": ahh so much for responsibilityes and commitment
<03:38:35> "Jason Marshall": I have enough hope to demand he aquire condoms
<03:38:49> "Tailn|work1": jason you are ever the optemist
<03:38:50> "Jason Marshall": well a condom
<03:38:53> "Jason Marshall": i dont have that much hope
<03:39:19> "Jason Marshall": Maybe he assumes shes a slut and that she will have birth control
<03:40:12> "Izo": Rofl
<03:40:14> "Tailn|work1": well if that is the case i would make sure i was packing even more. there is not only the 9 month std you can get.
<03:40:37> "Jason Marshall": yeah
<03:40:45> "Tailn|work1": sorry realy should not talk about her that way it is terribly demenaing
<03:41:02> "Jason Marshall": She is no one to us yet till she takes our izos cherry
<03:41:08> "Tailn|work1": to Izo. am sure he has more willpower
<03:41:17> "Jason Marshall": hahaha
<03:42:19> "Tailn|work1": clean jeans Izo?
<03:42:54> "Izo": yeah and car
<03:42:55> "Jason Marshall": And boxer shorts.
<03:43:10> "Izo": and boxers, and in a few hours an epic shower
<03:43:21> "Jason Marshall": Dont wanna show up with wet hair
<03:43:25> "Jason Marshall": allow enough time for it to dry
<03:43:42> "Izo": not sure why but sounds good
<03:44:08> "Jason Marshall":
<03:44:26> "Tailn|work1": deoderant its muggy as hell outside
<03:44:42> "Jason Marshall": and anti persperant if your wearing light colors.
<03:45:00> "Izo": ofc!
<03:45:07> "Izo": I know how to dress nicely jesus
<03:45:09> "Tailn|work1": fake stubble help look a little mature
<03:45:23> "Jason Marshall": You say that now. But its easy to forget these things when you are heading off.
<03:45:30> "Jason Marshall": Make a check list
<03:45:41> "Jason Marshall": DONT TAKE IT WITH YOU so their is no chance she knows you made a checklist
<03:46:08> "Izo": Rofl
<03:46:09> "Tailn|work1": ^^ now thats very good advice
<03:47:18> "Jason Marshall": Also. Science has said that the scent of fresh sweat can activate the erogenous zones of women ovulating. So you can take that camble. I dont advise it tho.
<03:47:30> "Tailn|work1": brb need to mess around checking wifi netowrks
<03:47:35> "Jason Marshall": gamble*
<03:47:37> "Izo": yeah im good for risking that
<03:47:47> "Jason Marshall": ballsy
<03:47:53> "Izo": no you tard
<03:47:54> "Izo": i mean
<03:47:58> "Izo": i'm not gonna risk that
<03:48:03> "Jason Marshall": whimp
<03:48:09> "Izo": as in like "do you want a drink?" "I'm good, thanks"
<03:48:20> "Jason Marshall": fine fine
<03:48:36> "Izo": haha
<03:48:43> "Jason Marshall": You had better say that to the bartender tonight before you are far too gone to sex her.
<03:48:53> "Jason Marshall": also this chat is getting copy pasta'd into daythread.
<03:48:58> "Izo": Thats never happened (too far gone) and Diaf!

Ffffff

With advice from people on the internet you can't possibly fail.

Was gunna +rep you..but then i saw 4 bars.

[Me]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-06-2...-crash/4094098

Police say Batman, 31, who lived in Canberra, was travelling east towards Kakadu on the Arnhem Highway sometime after midnight when his vehicle veered off the road and rolled 10 metres.

RIP Batman.

[cheeba]

So what time was my flight today? 8.15am

What time did I get to the airport (Gatwick)? 8.03am

Did I make my flight? YES!!! Had to run so hard my bag broke the skin on my shoulder. The screens said gate closed but I ran and ran and ran. Totally amazed I made it.

[Izo Azlion]

So what time was my flight today? 8.15am

What time did I get to the airport (Gatwick)? 8.03am

Did I make my flight? YES!!! Had to run so hard my bag broke the skin on my shoulder. The screens said gate closed but I ran and ran and ran. Totally amazed I made it.

Good fuckin effort!

[LoudSpeakly]

A bloke I went to school with died today. Found out by accident watching the news this evening.

Didn't know him all that well so wasn't sure what to feel... other than the "oh wow that guy" thing.

But then I remembered that he was an above average fast bowler and I was a mediocre batsman in the same cricket team.

And I didn't rock a hector all the time during training sessions... Ahh yes, also the overwhelming agony of having being hit in the nads at top speed because I can't defend to save my life.

The moral of this story is wandering down memory lane gave me a ballache.

Edit: Beaten

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-06-2...-crash/4094098

[cheeba]

So what time was my flight today? 8.15am

What time did I get to the airport (Gatwick)? 8.03am

Did I make my flight? YES!!! Had to run so hard my bag broke the skin on my shoulder. The screens said gate closed but I ran and ran and ran. Totally amazed I made it.

Good fuckin effort!

Thank you sir.

Had to wedge into a seat in between two people, with my two bags, dripping sweat and some blood from my arm. My neighbours loved me.

[Jason Marshall]

Always throws me for a loop to see ABC with a logo thats not the ABC logo I am used to.

[Varcaus]

Got woken up this morning by neighbours kids who decided to play outside when they should be at school -_-

It's summer we're freee.

[Chrien]

Always throws me for a loop to see ABC with a logo thats not the ABC logo I am used to.

Would throw you to see an ABC with quality journalists on it too...

[Jason Marshall]

Got woken up this morning by neighbours kids who decided to play outside when they should be at school -_-

It's summer we're freee.

Hah just has I read this post this song came on.

[Varcaus]

Got woken up this morning by neighbours kids who decided to play outside when they should be at school -_-

It's summer we're freee.

Hah just has I read this post this song came on.

[ctrlchris]

Always throws me for a loop to see ABC with a logo thats not the ABC logo I am used to.

[Sacul]

Did drakmao throw his toys out of the pram? Re: theonebit noimage thingie

Its sunny and 28c outside, decided to fuck mondays and im now sipping gin&juice on a terrace bar.

Love being selfemployed!

[notmarcus]

Did drakmao throw his toys out of the pram? Re: theonebit noimage thingie

Its sunny and 28c outside, decided to fuck mondays and im now sipping gin&juice on a terrace bar.

Love being selfemployed!

he masturbated into the coffee pot too.

watch out

[notmarcus]

[Izo Azlion]

Did drakmao throw his toys out of the pram? Re: theonebit noimage thingie

Its sunny and 28c outside, decided to fuck mondays and im now sipping gin&juice on a terrace bar.

Love being selfemployed!

Its tuesday? Sounds like a winner though

[dotfortun]

Did drakmao throw his toys out of the pram? Re: theonebit noimage thingie

Its sunny and 28c outside, decided to fuck mondays and im now sipping gin&juice on a terrace bar.

Love being selfemployed!

Its tuesday? Sounds like a winner though

When you are self employed, it no longer matters what day it is. You just pick a day and say "Fuck it, it's Monday, I'll take a long weekend."

[Jason Marshall]

Always throws me for a loop to see ABC with a logo thats not the ABC logo I am used to.

Would throw you to see an ABC with quality journalists on it too...

Heh, no better or worse than what im used to getting from ABC. they are one of the better broadcast options.

[Lana Torrin]

Always throws me for a loop to see ABC with a logo thats not the ABC logo I am used to.

Would throw you to see an ABC with quality journalists on it too...

Heh, no better or worse than what im used to getting from ABC. they are one of the better broadcast options.

I only just worked out you were talking about the American ABC... I was like, the fuck? They are like one of the best?!