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    Get over here and warm me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post

    Get over here and warm me


    But I'm already soooo hot.

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    Went to staff leaving piss-up last night. Jaw is still aching from all the laughter

    Sadly it was a school night so had leave to early. Am now in process of getting an FEB prior to work.

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    Went to staff leaving piss-up last night. Jaw is still aching from all the laughter

    Sadly it was a school night so had leave to early. Am now in process of getting an FEB prior to work.

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    Woke up at 5 am on a frickin' Saturday, due to needing to be at the office at 6:30. And that's coz we're having a rather large piece of equipment delivered and I'm supposed to be here supervising this on our end. The guys delivering it were 1 hour late, so was feeling quite bitchy when they arrived. Now they've been derping with the crane for the past hour... apparently either the equipment piece is a bit too heavy for the distance, or the crane operator is a bit

    Hopefully they don't break shit, otherwise my I might as well take my day out back and put it out of it's misery.


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    Girlfriends place got slightly wet because of the rain. Now she is wanting to sort it out today as best we can, but there's more water coming....

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    It's raining

    Hopefully it will clear up before people arrive for the garden party

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    Fire alarm is going off in my building right now. It woke me up. I am choosing to ignore it. If my building actually was on fire I'd just jump from my window onto the woodchips below. I'm only on the second floor FFS.

    The reason I'm not worried is because this place has very sensitive smoke alarms.

    edit: hey look the fire department just shut off the alarm about a minute after they got here. Dirk's utter lack of fuck-giving about the situation was justified. GG.

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    drunken pizza order best pizza order?

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    I played through the Turing Machine game on google. Quite amusing - I'm sure people could set much harder puzzles if they wanted, though. Only the last one took a little bit of thought.

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    BF away for 3 months... sadface.

    But applying for new jobs so \o/
    Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....

    ... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.

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    was looking at dudes on okcupid last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by kzig View Post
    I played through the Turing Machine game on google. Quite amusing - I'm sure people could set much harder puzzles if they wanted, though. Only the last one took a little bit of thought.
    I was a bit disappointed, related: Manufactoria

    The Chippewa believed that the weasel could kill the dreaded wendigo giant by rushing up its anus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Me View Post
    drunken pizza order best pizza order?
    Did you get chilli flakes all on it?

    If you're ordering from somewhere shitty like Dominos always get them to throw on some chilli flakes. Makes it far more palatable.

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    I'm about to go jump out of a plane, it should be pretty interesting.

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    don't forget to scream like a little girl

    oh, and your parachute.


    Quote Originally Posted by Narmio
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    Sitting under a parasol, servingas an umbrella, guarding the bbq...

    :TpTlk:
    Coming soon(tm).


    <3 Entrox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dpidcoe View Post
    I'm about to go jump out of a plane, it should be pretty interesting.
    It's even better when you go a second time.
    But damn it's fun mentally convincing yourself all will be okay just because of that parachute.
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    No longer drunk, going to have to rectify that. I feel like a Blue Moon today.

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