I SUCK WITH GIRLS AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME (especially my ex-wife!) 4

[Damien Smith]

So what can I do? Get over myself, speak to people, join a gym. Actually DO SOMETHING. But I don't, beacuse I'm comfortable and change would require effort.

So ends my self indulgent rambling.

Conceivably, a first goal could be to take the stairs in your office building instead of the elevator (if applicable) every morning. Or riding a bicycle to work if possible. It could also be a (manageable) exercise plan. Don't go overboard immediately, start with swimming a few laps once a week. Increase to moar laps a few weeks later, and so forth and so on.

+1 on this. Assuming you have sufficient change facilities, or the distance is short enough for you not to get there a sweaty mess, do this. It's easy, saves money on travel and most of the time, quicker than being stuck in traffic or waiting for a train. Buy a bit of home weight lifting kit and follow a simple routine a few days a week on top (or get a gym membership) and you're golden.

That's basically what I do and it keeps my weight stable despite me scoffing down double helpings of everything and slices of cake that really shouldn't be called slices (more like 1/3-1/2 a cake at a time usually because I'm a bad). If you have more willpower on the diet front you may have better results. Also fizzy drinks are the devil. I've never really been a fan but it's the silent assassin of most fatties diets.

[XenosisReaper]

So what can I do? Get over myself, speak to people, join a gym. Actually DO SOMETHING. But I don't, beacuse I'm comfortable and change would require effort.

So ends my self indulgent rambling.

Conceivably, a first goal could be to take the stairs in your office building instead of the elevator (if applicable) every morning. Or riding a bicycle to work if possible. It could also be a (manageable) exercise plan. Don't go overboard immediately, start with swimming a few laps once a week. Increase to moar laps a few weeks later, and so forth and so on.

+1 on this. Assuming you have sufficient change facilities, or the distance is short enough for you not to get there a sweaty mess, do this. It's easy, saves money on travel and most of the time, quicker than being stuck in traffic or waiting for a train. Buy a bit of home weight lifting kit and follow a simple routine a few days a week on top (or get a gym membership) and you're golden.

That's basically what I do and it keeps my weight stable despite me scoffing down double helpings of everything and slices of cake that really shouldn't be called slices (more like 1/3-1/2 a cake at a time usually because I'm a bad). If you have more willpower on the diet front you may have better results. Also fizzy drinks are the devil. I've never really been a fan but it's the silent assassin of most fatties diets.

Basically this

[Sacul]

So what can I do? Get over myself, speak to people, join a gym. Actually DO SOMETHING. But I don't, beacuse I'm comfortable and change would require effort.

So ends my self indulgent rambling.

Conceivably, a first goal could be to take the stairs in your office building instead of the elevator (if applicable) every morning. Or riding a bicycle to work if possible. It could also be a (manageable) exercise plan. Don't go overboard immediately, start with swimming a few laps once a week. Increase to moar laps a few weeks later, and so forth and so on.

+1 on this. Assuming you have sufficient change facilities, or the distance is short enough for you not to get there a sweaty mess, do this. It's easy, saves money on travel and most of the time, quicker than being stuck in traffic or waiting for a train. Buy a bit of home weight lifting kit and follow a simple routine a few days a week on top (or get a gym membership) and you're golden.

That's basically what I do and it keeps my weight stable despite me scoffing down double helpings of everything and slices of cake that really shouldn't be called slices (more like 1/3-1/2 a cake at a time usually because I'm a bad). If you have more willpower on the diet front you may have better results. Also fizzy drinks are the devil. I've never really been a fan but it's the silent assassin of most fatties diets.

Basically this

Agreeing. Also set realistic goals and take baby steps. The mind reacts very well to achieving goals as a continued motivator so dont start with 'in 6 months i will run a marathon'.
Diet? cut your mountain dew ration in half, fatty shit? cut in half. Excercise? start with achievable goals as stated above. Make it little effort but if you are like most people the feeling more fit part and the dopamine rush should kick in.

[Ralara]

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I'm starting exercise (well, kinda started) - it's not nice at first... actually I REALLY dislike exercising in front of other people at the gym. However, I know myself well and if I tell myself I'll do it at home, I wont do it, I'll put it off.

so swimming for 30-45 mins every other day atm... not counting lengths or distance, just continued swimming for 30-45 minutes.
Then every other day I'm doing stretches (you know, bend down, touch your toes.... or in my case it was bend over and cry in pain and be unable to touch the top of your kneecaps lol). But that was fairly easy and I can now do about 2 inches below my kneecaps... it's taken a week to get that far. IT's surprisingly easy and takes very little time - just stretch down, legs shoulder width apart, run ur hands down ur thighs as far as it'll go comfortable - then inch down a bit till you can feel it stretching in your legs until it wont go down any more (but don't "push" it) - hold for 10-15 seconds, then slowly go back up.

repeat 4-5 times - each time you'll go down half an inch more ... do that every day or every other day... takes 5 mins and will help you when you do proper exercising as it lets you be more flexible.

[Sacul]

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Then every other day I'm doing stretches (you know, bend down, touch your toes.... .... I can now do about 2 inches below my kneecaps... it's taken a week to get that far. - just stretch down, legs shoulder width apart, run ur hands down ur thighs as far as it'll go comfortable - then inch down a bit till you can feel it stretching in your legs until it wont go down any more (but don't "push" it) - hold for 10-15 seconds, then slowly go back up.

repeat 4-5 times - each time you'll go down half an inch more ... do that every day or every other day... takes 5 mins and will help you when you do proper exercising as it lets you be more flexible.

hnnnnng ralalalalala

[Damien Smith]

I have problems bending over.

...

[ctrlchris]

I have problems bending over.

...

Clearly ral is the man who bends the other guy over.

[Ralara]

*sigh*



I'm not very bendy / flexible unfortunately. I believe chris, you yourself have mentioned the problem of "not being as flexible as [her]" - you know what i mean

[The Monkeysphere]

dawwwwwwwwwww he woke up



sooo sleepy

[Sacul]

dawwwwwwwwwww he woke up



sooo sleepy

wrong fred pigballs

[ctrlchris]

dawwwwwwwwwww he woke up



sooo sleepy

wrong fred pigballs

Kitty is always relevant

[indeterminacy]

So I was in Chicago this week for business and had a surreal experience.

My wife was joining me for the week but arriving on a later flight. I arrived earlier and went to the gym, showered, and proceeded to the bar to get some food, a coupla drinks and wait for her.

Trouble ensued...

I sat next to this redhead...and she chatted me up right away. Routine, casual conversation followed including her putting her hands all over me and repeatedly telling me how cute I was. This all culminated with her (fat and ugly) friend stating that should she take me home she'd rock my world. I had no idea how to respond and simply shot her a look. Shortly thereafter my wife arrived and was somewhat upset to see I was sitting next to 2 women. I explained that I was simply waiting for her and was having a casual, professional conversation with the people around me.

Soon after, as a result of the looks the 2 women were giving me, wife caught on and asked what was up. I told her. She wasn't happy.

About an hour later, the redhead and her fat friend literally passed out at the bar and were thrown out. The wife was quite pleased.

Pretty sure I'm a shitbag but it was a very satisfying experience. Do I need to make this up to my wife? And if so, how?

It depends... If you said "I'm waiting for my wife" as a reply to the tag'n t-bag comment the chubby made, you're in no way shape or form in need of repentance. If you didn't, just say so anyway, wtf.
Feels good to be flattered so just enjoy it.

Mine would react in an assertive aggressive way I guess. She's feisty. Had it been 10 years ago she'd gone fisticuffs on them.

She (redhead, she was the one going for it...the fugly girl was the other side of red thankfully) did ask where my wife was and I did say "on her way here"...looked at watch... "in about 40 minutes". And it all continued.
But ok, I feel more or less absolved atm.

[Leboe]

that coworker spent the night again, things seem to be going well.

Kinda not emo thread material, but I'm pretty happy right now. (its been a long time since I was last seeing a girl with any regularity)

[definatelynotKKassandra]

that coworker spent the night again, things seem to be going well.

Kinda not emo thread material, but I'm pretty happy right now. (its been a long time since I was last seeing a girl with any regularity)

Big up.


And thanks to everyone who responded to my whinging. As a very short term goal, I have resolved to get the stairs instead of the lift at work (6 floors). As a slightly longer term plan, I'm going ot look at moving closer to work - it's about a 90 min commute at the moment, which leaves me too fucked off to do anything of an evening. This was always the plan, but again I haven't actually taken any steps towards actually doing it for ages.

Special request - if in a month's time I haven't made poast about how I have taken concrete steps towards doing this, please send me abusive PMs.

[indi]

Special request - if in a month's time I haven't made poast about how I have taken concrete steps towards doing this, please send me abusive PMs.

I'll try to remember that. I'll be especially horribru

[Cool09]

that coworker spent the night again, things seem to be going well.

Kinda not emo thread material, but I'm pretty happy right now. (its been a long time since I was last seeing a girl with any regularity)

Big up.


And thanks to everyone who responded to my whinging. As a very short term goal, I have resolved to get the stairs instead of the lift at work (6 floors). As a slightly longer term plan, I'm going ot look at moving closer to work - it's about a 90 min commute at the moment, which leaves me too fucked off to do anything of an evening. This was always the plan, but again I haven't actually taken any steps towards actually doing it for ages.

Special request - if in a month's time I haven't made poast about how I have taken concrete steps towards doing this, please send me abusive PMs.

Will neg you into red oblivion too for what it's worth.

Get the lead out soldier!

[Ralara]

that coworker spent the night again, things seem to be going well.

Kinda not emo thread material, but I'm pretty happy right now. (its been a long time since I was last seeing a girl with any regularity)

Big up.


And thanks to everyone who responded to my whinging. As a very short term goal, I have resolved to get the stairs instead of the lift at work (6 floors). As a slightly longer term plan, I'm going ot look at moving closer to work - it's about a 90 min commute at the moment, which leaves me too fucked off to do anything of an evening. This was always the plan, but again I haven't actually taken any steps towards actually doing it for ages.

Special request - if in a month's time I haven't made poast about how I have taken concrete steps towards doing this, please send me abusive PMs.

can i send you sexually explicit ones?

[definatelynotKKassandra]

Oh god what have I done
()

[marcus xero]

that coworker spent the night again, things seem to be going well.

Kinda not emo thread material, but I'm pretty happy right now. (its been a long time since I was last seeing a girl with any regularity)

Big up.


And thanks to everyone who responded to my whinging. As a very short term goal, I have resolved to get the stairs instead of the lift at work (6 floors). As a slightly longer term plan, I'm going ot look at moving closer to work - it's about a 90 min commute at the moment, which leaves me too fucked off to do anything of an evening. This was always the plan, but again I haven't actually taken any steps towards actually doing it for ages.

Special request - if in a month's time I haven't made poast about how I have taken concrete steps towards doing this, please send me abusive PMs.

can i send you sexually explicit ones?

you're asking permission now??!

dude, you're losing your edge....

[Kalil]

So I was in Chicago this week for business and had a surreal experience.

My wife was joining me for the week but arriving on a later flight. I arrived earlier and went to the gym, showered, and proceeded to the bar to get some food, a coupla drinks and wait for her.

Trouble ensued...

I sat next to this redhead...and she chatted me up right away. Routine, casual conversation followed including her putting her hands all over me and repeatedly telling me how cute I was. This all culminated with her (fat and ugly) friend stating that should she take me home she'd rock my world. I had no idea how to respond and simply shot her a look. Shortly thereafter my wife arrived and was somewhat upset to see I was sitting next to 2 women. I explained that I was simply waiting for her and was having a casual, professional conversation with the people around me.

Soon after, as a result of the looks the 2 women were giving me, wife caught on and asked what was up. I told her. She wasn't happy.

About an hour later, the redhead and her fat friend literally passed out at the bar and were thrown out. The wife was quite pleased.

Pretty sure I'm a shitbag but it was a very satisfying experience. Do I need to make this up to my wife? And if so, how?

If your missus is giving you grief over drunk sluts hitting on you its her issue not yours tbh.

Oh god no. No.

Its not the drunk sluts hitting on you that would be the issue your wife might have right? Its that you didnt point how you are happily married with an amazing woman etc etc.

If your wife is that secure in your marriage than fuck, well done sir and massive brofist. I'd just have said that you told them you were married and that it began to get uncomfortable but fortunately she arrived before you felt you had to walk away from them. Never say you didn't know how to respond. IMO.