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    Shit, I better start studying harder for my last exam (next week). After that its ~just a bachelor's thesis/work and im good

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    Dunno if I have posted this in the old thread but mai facebook status is in a relationship and ms Hitler is wonderful. :3

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    Glad you found your Eva before you got forced into the bunker.

    EDIT: OH LORD ENORMOUS EMO MELTDOWN COMING IN NEXT 48 HOURS FUCK
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Glad you found your Eva before you got forced into the bunker.

    EDIT: OH LORD ENORMOUS EMO MELTDOWN COMING IN NEXT 48 HOURS FUCK
    DRAMAMAMAMA

    In other news, turns out the guy who I didn't know and recommended to my friend is universally hated as a cunt by everyone we know, but they haven't mentioned this to her...

    Theres no way this will end without me getting shouted at. Joy.

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    I haven't even spoken to anyone I used to hang out with in like 2 weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Glad you found your Eva before you got forced into the bunker.

    EDIT: OH LORD ENORMOUS EMO MELTDOWN COMING IN NEXT 48 HOURS FUCK
    DRAMAMAMAMA

    In other news, turns out the guy who I didn't know and recommended to my friend is universally hated as a cunt by everyone we know, but they haven't mentioned this to her...

    Theres no way this will end without me getting shouted at. Joy.
    If you were in her position, what would you want her to do? Do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Glad you found your Eva before you got forced into the bunker.

    EDIT: OH LORD ENORMOUS EMO MELTDOWN COMING IN NEXT 48 HOURS FUCK
    DRAMAMAMAMA

    In other news, turns out the guy who I didn't know and recommended to my friend is universally hated as a cunt by everyone we know, but they haven't mentioned this to her...

    Theres no way this will end without me getting shouted at. Joy.
    If you were in her position, what would you want her to do? Do that.
    Fuck the most inappropriate asshat in the universe? :> Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.
    The nice guys are already stuck in the friendzone so they run out of suitable candidates. I also think they like the challenge at times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mashie Saldana View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.
    The nice guys are already stuck in the friendzone so they run out of suitable candidates. I also think they like the challenge at times.
    Fuck, you are so right. Some years ago I managed to get myself in the friendzone of 2, maybe 3 girls I really liked. Still butthurt, not doing the same mistake again (i probably will but v0v its good for now).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Fuck the most inappropriate asshat in the universe? :> Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.
    Seems pretty obvious to me.

    1. Being an asshole requires confidence
    2. Being an asshole is a significant personality flaw
    3. Confidence is attractive
    4. Attraction leads to infatuation
    5. Being infatuated with someone causes you to overlook personality flaws

    Therefore, we can conclude:
    1. People are attracted to assholes because they are confident
    2. People will overlook the fact that someone is an asshole when they are infatuated with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Fuck, you are so right. Some years ago I managed to get myself in the friendzone of 2, maybe 3 girls I really liked. Still butthurt, not doing the same mistake again (i probably will but v0v its good for now).
    Honestly, this Friendzone bullshit is making us all collectively dumb. Instead of just accepting that someone isn't attracted to us and moving on, we spin these tales of the friendzone and get angry because how dare she seek my company without letting me put my fleshy bit into her corresponding fleshy bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Fuck, you are so right. Some years ago I managed to get myself in the friendzone of 2, maybe 3 girls I really liked. Still butthurt, not doing the same mistake again (i probably will but v0v its good for now).
    Honestly, this Friendzone bullshit is making us all collectively dumb. Instead of just accepting that someone isn't attracted to us and moving on, we spin these tales of the friendzone and get angry because how dare she seek my company without letting me put my fleshy bit into her corresponding fleshy bit.
    Heh, I wasn't sure I should have used friendzone but I couldn't think of another word to accurately describe the situation...

    Lovesick? The definition seems to fit, theres probably a better word out there.

    Welp

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    It's easy to get out of the dreaded friendzone, just be attractive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hast View Post
    Dunno if I have posted this in the old thread but mai facebook status is in a relationship and ms Hitler is wonderful. :3
    Big up hastler.
    Tell eva I say hi :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    DRAMAMAMAMA

    In other news, turns out the guy who I didn't know and recommended to my friend is universally hated as a cunt by everyone we know, but they haven't mentioned this to her...

    Theres no way this will end without me getting shouted at. Joy.
    Look Xenosistalker, if every one of her actual friends isn't telling her, I'm calling bullshit on your plan to stick your infatuation into her relationship. Either they don't think he's that terrible and you're just spinning this in your head to give yourself a white-knight opportunity..........or he is that terrible and it doesn't even fucking matter because she isn't your friend and you have no business getting involved in her relationship as a way to maintain a psuedo-connection because you can't leg go of your feelings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    It's easy to get out of the dreaded friendzone, just be attractive.
    Really? I used to do it by being a moody bastard, which is particularly easy to do. Just stop putting up with other people's shit.
    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

    "You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sponk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    It's easy to get out of the dreaded friendzone, just be attractive.
    Really? I used to do it by being a moody bastard, which is particularly easy to do. Just stop putting up with other people's shit.
    I've just done that tonight . I'm now single with no social circle. The amusing thing is I'm actually ok with it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sofia Roseburn View Post
    I've just done that tonight . I'm now single with no social circle. The amusing thing is I'm actually ok with it.
    Taking no shit is its own reward.
    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

    "You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."

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    The easiest way to get out of the friend zone is to get $...seriously just dont go for the one you like (who is noticing you now "hey you got rid of your shit 91' honda civic, nice <insert not shitty car here>) but someone else who notices your money and be around that girl in social situations until she decides to be a cunt to you or throws herself at you. Both can easily end up with moist fleshy bits touching.

    bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mashie Saldana View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.
    The nice guys are already stuck in the friendzone so they run out of suitable candidates. I also think they like the challenge at times.
    Most guys who describe themselves as 'nice guys' but blame women for being shallow are actually completely undatable. It's a lot like fat chicks who complain that guys are only interested in looks and not what's on the inside.

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