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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    slapper is used in the same way as slut or slag (but implies even less attractiveness - I think slapper originally referred to slapping on loads of makeup)
    I'd say that slapper often infers that someone is a slug/slag but mostly refers to their persona/appearance (loads of makeup as you said). I know women who are complete slappers but are actually really prudish.
    I'm not a girl, and I don't know what a "Mendolorian" is.. I think it might be a self healing car that travels through time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abrogant View Post
    What do people call her?
    Shelia/mum/grandma

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    asked out a married woman today, awkward.

    gg prat
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    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    asked out a married woman today, awkward.

    gg prat
    ha, I did that today as well.

    ofc she said yes because I'm the one who she's married to.

    Planning > all
    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

    "You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sponk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    asked out a married woman today, awkward.

    gg prat
    ha, I did that today as well.

    ofc she said yes because I'm the one who she's married to.

    Planning > all
    Godspeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sponk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    asked out a married woman today, awkward.

    gg prat
    ha, I did that today as well.

    ofc she said yes because I'm the one who she's married to.

    Planning > all
    show off. i'd hate you but you're too sexy.
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    Tomorrow I am hooking up with my ex for a weekend of passion in a nice hotel.

    She's the young lady who I had my early arrival issues with for a while before they cleared up and I went back to being a long endurance champion. We split up earlier this year simply because between work, muh edumacation and other interests I simply had no energy for it all so I called it off. She's attractive, kind, clever, enjoys spending time with me and making me happy.

    The problem is that back then and right now I just can't see it being a long term thing (not that I'm ever planning on that at the moment) that's pushing me away from it all because I felt and I feel that I'm stringing her along. I'll cut a lot of the history short but given my upbringing and my parents (lol) I can't help but feel that she (and all women) has got some sort of agenda, namely they get accidentally knocked up and me lumbered with a child(ren), because, at the end of the day I'm a fucking good bloke and will do the traditional thing and marry the woman who has my sperm golem growing in her belly. While I'm not averse to the prospect of bringing up a mini Larkonnis(ia) in my image it's that fear of a lack of control over where and when this happens that is holding me back from the whole relationship game.

    Outpouring over, will report back Sunday when I'm unbanned.

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    Over the last year or so I've been posting about how my family are generally driving me batty and I had no way of moving out. Well, I managed to get my act sorted out properly and just collected the keys for my new flat. I move in a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Over the last year or so I've been posting about how my family are generally driving me batty and I had no way of moving out. Well, I managed to get my act sorted out properly and just collected the keys for my new flat. I move in a week.
    Big up

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    Can't believe that it's actually happening. Took a big gamble to get the job that's letting me do this and it paid off big style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sponk View Post
    Guys call girls 'broads' only in countries where guys call other guys 'buddy'.

    I.e. nowhere.
    Subtle dig at Canada? Not bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totally Not Larkonnis View Post
    The problem is that back then and right now I just can't see it being a long term thing (not that I'm ever planning on that at the moment) that's pushing me away from it all because I felt and I feel that I'm stringing her along. I'll cut a lot of the history short but given my upbringing and my parents (lol) I can't help but feel that she (and all women) has got some sort of agenda, namely they get accidentally knocked up and me lumbered with a child(ren), because, at the end of the day I'm a fucking good bloke and will do the traditional thing and marry the woman who has my sperm golem growing in her belly. While I'm not averse to the prospect of bringing up a mini Larkonnis(ia) in my image it's that fear of a lack of control over where and when this happens that is holding me back from the whole relationship game.
    There's bads (m/f) out there. There's also a lot of good people out there. You do have control, i.e. buy good condoms. There's no true certainty in that, but it'll go a long way.

    Not to drag everyone to the shrink, but if you really do have issues with your history, have you considered talking to a (qualified) therapist? Shit can fuck up your life. Going to be honest here, I had my own issues in the past. Commitmentphobe checking in. Around the time I met Overspark I'd sort of decided to just hash that out with some guidance, then it turned out I hashed most of it out on my own. But there's no shame in it, we all get shit and we find a way to deal. Shouldn't let it stand in the way of your happiness and maybe it does.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Over the last year or so I've been posting about how my family are generally driving me batty and I had no way of moving out. Well, I managed to get my act sorted out properly and just collected the keys for my new flat. I move in a week.
    Yayayayayayayay. Good one, keep up the good work. So happy for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totally Not Larkonnis View Post
    Tomorrow I am hooking up with my ex for a weekend of passion in a nice hotel.

    She's the young lady who I had my early arrival issues with for a while before they cleared up and I went back to being a long endurance champion. We split up earlier this year simply because between work, muh edumacation and other interests I simply had no energy for it all so I called it off. She's attractive, kind, clever, enjoys spending time with me and making me happy.

    The problem is that back then and right now I just can't see it being a long term thing (not that I'm ever planning on that at the moment) that's pushing me away from it all because I felt and I feel that I'm stringing her along. I'll cut a lot of the history short but given my upbringing and my parents (lol) I can't help but feel that she (and all women) has got some sort of agenda, namely they get accidentally knocked up and me lumbered with a child(ren), because, at the end of the day I'm a fucking good bloke and will do the traditional thing and marry the woman who has my sperm golem growing in her belly. While I'm not averse to the prospect of bringing up a mini Larkonnis(ia) in my image it's that fear of a lack of control over where and when this happens that is holding me back from the whole relationship game.

    Outpouring over, will report back Sunday when I'm unbanned.
    regardless of popular television, women don't generally have vagendas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Totally Not Larkonnis View Post
    Tomorrow I am hooking up with my ex for a weekend of passion in a nice hotel.

    She's the young lady who I had my early arrival issues with for a while before they cleared up and I went back to being a long endurance champion. We split up earlier this year simply because between work, muh edumacation and other interests I simply had no energy for it all so I called it off. She's attractive, kind, clever, enjoys spending time with me and making me happy.

    The problem is that back then and right now I just can't see it being a long term thing (not that I'm ever planning on that at the moment) that's pushing me away from it all because I felt and I feel that I'm stringing her along. I'll cut a lot of the history short but given my upbringing and my parents (lol) I can't help but feel that she (and all women) has got some sort of agenda, namely they get accidentally knocked up and me lumbered with a child(ren), because, at the end of the day I'm a fucking good bloke and will do the traditional thing and marry the woman who has my sperm golem growing in her belly. While I'm not averse to the prospect of bringing up a mini Larkonnis(ia) in my image it's that fear of a lack of control over where and when this happens that is holding me back from the whole relationship game.

    Outpouring over, will report back Sunday when I'm unbanned.
    regardless of popular television, women don't generally have vagendas.
    I might consider this if my cousin hadn't pretty much done this to her man. Granted they were already married so it wasn't as bad but she still stopped taking the pill and then informed him a few weeks later after getting immediately pregnant.

    edit: also 'sperm golem' has replace baby in my personal lexicon.
    Last edited by DevilDude; August 31 2012 at 09:24:47 PM.

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    If you are worried about forming babby then get a vasectomy.

    If you find someone you do want children with then its reversible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    If you are worried about forming babby then get a vasectomy.

    If you find someone you do want children with then its reversible.
    Implying that you can get a vasectomy on the NHS if you're under 40.
    Implying that it's completely reversible
    Implying that storing sperm is cheap.
    Implying that artificial insemination or IVF will result in an optimal spawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totally Not Larkonnis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    If you are worried about forming babby then get a vasectomy.

    If you find someone you do want children with then its reversible.
    Implying that you can get a vasectomy on the NHS if you're under 40.
    Implying that it's completely reversible
    Implying that storing sperm is cheap.
    Implying that artificial insemination or IVF will result in an optimal spawn.
    still better than getting an accidental STD which you can't kill.

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    Girlfriend's parents have invited me over for dinner tonight. I have a cheap australian shiraz handy, but I'm unsure if I should bring it.


    Whats a good cost' window'? Google tells me this bottle was <10$

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leboe View Post
    Girlfriend's parents have invited me over for dinner tonight. I have a cheap australian shiraz handy, but I'm unsure if I should bring it.


    Whats a good cost' window'? Google tells me this bottle was <10$
    price aint important.

    ask someone at the store what tastes nice.

    Try a merlot or malbec grape, they're quite nice and mellow.
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    ... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.

    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    was looking at dudes on okcupid last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leboe View Post
    Girlfriend's parents have invited me over for dinner tonight. I have a cheap australian shiraz handy, but I'm unsure if I should bring it.


    Whats a good cost' window'? Google tells me this bottle was <10$
    If you're going to her parents then it's 30-40$, not too cheap, not expensive either.

    Also FHC, I am back from my mini-vacation with my sexbuddy, I have looots of stupid things to report, tune in tomorrow!
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