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    What is second base again? Oral? Fingering? Touching boobs?

    edit: So I just learned, that contrary to my years-long thinking, fucking is actually homerun and not 3rd base. Kinda logical. Fucking muricans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    On the plus side, last night I got drunk and got to second base with one of the wife's friends (with her approval obviously). Boobs are awesome.
    Tarm, to be honest you're failing as a swinger. You are much much closer to a cuck than a swinger as others have pointed out. You do realise swingers have sex? Last weekend me and my swinging girlfriend had three play partners each.

    You're trying to aim for polyamour and it seems like your wife is aiming for swinging or cuckolding you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    What is second base again? Oral? Fingering? Touching boobs?
    High School. Adults fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indeterminacy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    What is second base again? Oral? Fingering? Touching boobs?
    High School. Adults fuck.
    Meanwhile, in different countries people don't have to describe their sexual experiences by a quadruple-layered setup of sports analogies.

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    First base is kissing
    Second base is boobs
    third base is fingering / oral / handjob etc
    home run / forth base is sex.


    afaik.

    i dunno, I'm british and gay. I put my willy in boys' bottoms whilst drinking tea like a sir.
    Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....

    ... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.

    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    was looking at dudes on okcupid last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanFraser View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    On the plus side, last night I got drunk and got to second base with one of the wife's friends (with her approval obviously). Boobs are awesome.
    Tarm, to be honest you're failing as a swinger. You are much much closer to a cuck than a swinger as others have pointed out. You do realise swingers have sex? Last weekend me and my swinging girlfriend had three play partners each.

    You're trying to aim for polyamour and it seems like your wife is aiming for swinging or cuckolding you.
    My wife and I are very much on the same page when it comes to what we're both interested in. Label it however you want, I've been enjoying it pretty consistently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralara View Post
    i dunno, I'm british and gay. I put my willy in boys' bottoms whilst drinking tea like a sir.
    To sir, with love.
    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

    "You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
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    Go to her Tarm.
    Oh hell no. I consider this bridge officially burned. Plus, she told no one publicly until after she had already arrived in Germany (that's when I found out). I decided this morning that I should spend some time not interacting with her for my own sake.

    On the plus side, last night I got drunk and got to second base with one of the wife's friends (with her approval obviously). Boobs are awesome.
    Is she tarm hot or regular hot?

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    Regular hot! Tiny, fit, and cute.

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    Well I'm not a huge fan of *tiny*, but big ups Tarm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sponk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ralara View Post
    i dunno, I'm british and gay. I put my willy in boys' bottoms whilst drinking tea like a sir.
    To sir, with love.
    I didn't know ral was black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Regular hot! Tiny, fit, and cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Regular hot! Tiny, fit, and cute.
    how many pounds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by F*** My Aunt Rita View Post
    Go to her Tarm.
    Oh hell no. I consider this bridge officially burned. Plus, she told no one publicly until after she had already arrived in Germany (that's when I found out). I decided this morning that I should spend some time not interacting with her for my own sake.

    On the plus side, last night I got drunk and got to second base with one of the wife's friends (with her approval obviously). Boobs are awesome.
    Well, in that case, pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Regular hot! Tiny, fit, and cute.
    how many pounds?
    Probably 110-120? Definitely no more than 120.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abrogant View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Regular hot! Tiny, fit, and cute.
    Quoting this for emphasis. What hair color?

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    Lost my zen.

    I'm not sure what it is or why I feel this was, but I'm really just irritable lately. I feel like I want to fight. Really just get in a fight, and I don't know why.

    I'm guessing stress from work, but it's mostly stress of the unknown. The schedulers have me on the hook for a three week trip to Alaska (which would be great) but I'm under-prepared for it, and getting tossed in at the last second. Am I afraid of failing? No, I'm a fucking champion, but it would through a wrench into some major plans that I had to keep myself from getting into hot water when it comes to my check rides (for the non-aviators, it's a series of tests and a practical exam done once every 17 months, it's a big deal). So I'm feeling the pressure and its starting to get to me. Couple that with a certain set of schedulers being a bunch of vengeful douchebags (making me work on Sunday) and I'm really just fucking mad.

    If I could fight them, I'd be happy, not only would I win that fight (bigger than one, in better shape than the other) but I'd work off this pent up rage. I dunno, going back to the gym would probably help this, as the bedroom life hasn't sloped off any really. I dunno, maybe my honeymoon with the squadron is over and I'm starting to have some serious friends and not-friends emerge.

    tl;dr- Normally cool Hels is ragey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by F*** My Aunt Rita View Post
    Go to her Tarm.
    Oh hell no. I consider this bridge officially burned. Plus, she told no one publicly until after she had already arrived in Germany (that's when I found out). I decided this morning that I should spend some time not interacting with her for my own sake.

    On the plus side, last night I got drunk and got to second base with one of the wife's friends (with her approval obviously). Boobs are awesome.
    Is she a whale too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by F*** My Aunt Rita View Post
    Go to her Tarm.
    Oh hell no. I consider this bridge officially burned. Plus, she told no one publicly until after she had already arrived in Germany (that's when I found out). I decided this morning that I should spend some time not interacting with her for my own sake.

    On the plus side, last night I got drunk and got to second base with one of the wife's friends (with her approval obviously). Boobs are awesome.
    Is she a whale too?
    How would Tarm know what her credit line in the Vegas casinos is like from fondling her boobs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by F*** My Aunt Rita View Post
    Go to her Tarm.
    Oh hell no. I consider this bridge officially burned. Plus, she told no one publicly until after she had already arrived in Germany (that's when I found out). I decided this morning that I should spend some time not interacting with her for my own sake.

    On the plus side, last night I got drunk and got to second base with one of the wife's friends (with her approval obviously). Boobs are awesome.
    Is she a whale too?
    Did you even bother to read this page?


    

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