if the shoe fits, play ball.wait...How many chinese (?) prostitutes now have ruptured bellybuttons as a result of men having only previously practiced on that anatomically dubious doll?Your wifeDear emothread,
Sometimes I find my wife really tiresome.
She bought a laptop from PC world last year sometime and now needs to ring up about the warranty.
She cannot do this herself.
I am at work so not unreasonably as she has the laptop and paperwork in front of her I made her do it. She has managed to not arrange to take the laptop in for them to look at. I now need to ring up and get some sense out of them.
She needs a dental appointment making. She also cannot do this herself. It is her tooth.
She is at home all day, doing very little as far as I can tell but she cannot make a few phone calls.
English isn't her first language but her english is very not bad. She has IELTS grade whatever. It's hard not to just feel like she's being lazy about doing something out of her comfort zone.
It wasn't a bad deal actually. It was a nice-ish Vaio ex display. She haggled and bought it cash.
Are you saying that I *shouldn't* be fucking the bellybutton