I SUCK WITH GIRLS AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME (especially my ex-wife!) 4

[Zeekar]

Yeah man, the next thing she'll be asking for is setting her child as your common child

hahaha

Or the kid calls him daddy and he wants to be set that way.

[Phrixus Zephyr]

Now you stop badmouthing MY CEO right there :colbert:

Or what, she'll call me names over the intertubes?

lol, xXAngelXx is a bitch. She's vindictive, she's quite clearly a whore, she's rude, aggressive, arrogant and, whilst being slightly above average for an eve player, in 2012 (if she still plays) that doesn't mean much.

She is, imo, a cunt.

And she has no redeeming features to make up for this, unless ur straight, male and very drunk v0v. Or wargod lol.

Ahhh, memories. I used to have bitch fests with Angel and Wargod back in the day. Tri Mk 1, 2007? I never used to undock, but still.

[Meths]

I remember meeting xxAngelxx at an eve meet in fulham i think it was, all i remember was she was abit fat but would have fucked her because " every hole is a goal".

[ctrlchris]

Basically it's pseudo-pua shit that works well with silly girls. You pretend that holding hands is something very deep and signifiant for you and she'll think you're romantic, mysterious and some other goddamn awful thing, you're a strong man that has a hidden sensible side and all that. Then you hold her hand for a few seconds AFTER sex(like 2 seconds, don't let her grip your hand, just grab it for a second or two and release and say something totally asshole-ish "you're a really good fuck"). Do this a few times and repeat it with some other small gestures and ta-daa, you've got yourself a chick that's almost your slave.

Of course, as all PUA shit it works only a certain type of girls, which is: most of them.

Holy fuck. My face. I would like to forcibly expel people falling for this shit AND people executing this shit from the human race, but yeah.. really.

I'm just hoping right now that I'm wrong when I mentally adjust the percentage of people too stupid to live to 96% right now. (But I doubt it.)

Dunno why you're so surprised it works, girls are basically educated to like this by TV, music, etc.

My guess is it would work most of the time which is p welpo

[Sponk]

yeah. I do hugs, but I don't hold hands with guys (or girls I'm not going out with). Maybe I'm just weird.

Not holding hands in the beginning of a relationship will make them really wet. It's almost stupid what an easy trick that is.

TIL making a big deal of small intimacies is a thing.

[Kalil]

Get this shit out of the emo thread goddamn it! Its about the only thread I have to click to read.

I really thought I wouldn't have to read more shit about XxAngelxX again :-/ Especially weirds me out as my IRL mate was Angel in EST.

Is this 2008 again?

[Sacul]

Edit: Also is Sacul trolling me about the facebook status thing. Because that just seems like a complete "We told you so!" for the emo thread. Surely at this point he's just making things up like a pantomime so we can all shout, "SHE'S BEHIND YOU!"

Who is surprised? i am not, im sure none of you are. Its just a dumb FB thing but means something to her. ~wimmen v0v

For my timeline im being p. stable in a relationship atm. All my relationships this year have lasted a few months which is a improvement over the few days to weeks of last year.

This domestic life is getting utterly boring tho, the R&R time is supposed to help but im not sure about all that. ah well time will tell.

also
fuck mondays

[Lallante]

yeah. I do hugs, but I don't hold hands with guys (or girls I'm not going out with). Maybe I'm just weird.

Not holding hands in the beginning of a relationship will make them really wet. It's almost stupid what an easy trick that is.

Can you explain that? Hmmm ..

Basically it's pseudo-pua shit that works well with silly girls. You pretend that holding hands is something very deep and signifiant for you and she'll think you're romantic, mysterious and some other goddamn awful thing, you're a strong man that has a hidden sensible side and all that. Then you hold her hand for a few seconds AFTER sex(like 2 seconds, don't let her grip your hand, just grab it for a second or two and release and say something totally asshole-ish "you're a really good fuck"). Do this a few times and repeat it with some other small gestures and ta-daa, you've got yourself a chick that's almost your slave.

Of course, as all PUA shit it works only a certain type of girls, which is: most of them.

Most broken, horrible girls and it works by making them more broken and more horrible.

[Lallante]

Edit: Also is Sacul trolling me about the facebook status thing. Because that just seems like a complete "We told you so!" for the emo thread. Surely at this point he's just making things up like a pantomime so we can all shout, "SHE'S BEHIND YOU!"

I thought you followed this thread? Sacul's entire life is one long entertaining pantomine/soap opera.

Its lucky that the main character is likeable!

[Lallante]

Lol at all the Angel stuff:

Unattractive bint fucks neckbeards, no shock that they are not in short supply.

[Diicc Tater]

Long story

That's a lot of mixed signals this friend of yours is giving you. Comfort is one thing, what you describe is probably something else. No advice I can think of giving though, this is far outside my experience. Have a hug, this must be very hard for you.

whoa whoa, it may be that it can be interpreted as mixed signals.
Now, this is from how I would have been if I was that guy.
Having accepted that Mrenda is a girl in everything but the shell, a hug and some comforting cozy snuggle-up-on-the-couch moment wouldn't be weird at all. And it would be that and no more.
He may be the kind of guy that don't mind taking a Joey/Ross (Friends) nap on the couch. I've done that many times with my buddies.
He says he's not gay. He says that IF you looked like a broad, he's hit it.

Now, all you need to do is sit him down and say that it's making you feel like he's actually making a move on you sometimes and that IF he ever is, he should just tell you straight up. Until then, it is nothing more than comfort and friendship. If he does, it's GO TIME!

I wish some women did exactly that.
The one I'm going to marry next month did.

Again, that's what I would have done and what I want. May be that he's similar...or not. You can only find out for sure if you ask.

I've been texting this guy for the past few minutes. He was just comforting me and making me feel good, which is why I didn't go into kiss him Ralara. He's a total boss and has been working overtime to make me feel special these past few months. He figures I can possibly be the best wingperson in his attempts to find a woman. And we're going to a gig tomorrow night.

Wingmanning: how do?

damnit, didn't see this until after poast. Well, +rep 4 u anyway.

[Lallante]

Mrenda if I were you I wouldnt push too hard on that guy - just enjoy the limited intimacy.

If he wants to come out and is gay, he will - its selfish to try to push him just because you want to go further yourself. I'm sure this is already how you feel about it, so just reiterating

[Dark Flare]

Now you stop badmouthing MY CEO right there :colbert:

Or what, she'll call me names over the intertubes?

lol, xXAngelXx is a bitch. She's vindictive, she's quite clearly a whore, she's rude, aggressive, arrogant and, whilst being slightly above average for an eve player, in 2012 (if she still plays) that doesn't mean much.

She is, imo, a cunt.

And she has no redeeming features to make up for this, unless ur straight, male and very drunk v0v. Or wargod lol.

you seem mad that she's getting more eveplayer dick than you

[Sacul]

Edit: Also is Sacul trolling me about the facebook status thing. Because that just seems like a complete "We told you so!" for the emo thread. Surely at this point he's just making things up like a pantomime so we can all shout, "SHE'S BEHIND YOU!"

I thought you followed this thread? Sacul's entire life is one long entertaining pantomine/soap opera.

Its lucky that the main character is likeable!

What is the meaning of the word pantomine?
Meanings & Definitions
No definitions found.

Surely you dont mean pantomiMe?

Hey its a bit of a soap but it isnt boring and my life isnt passing me by......well its boring now but the constant rain is what i blame for now ~~~~

[Lallante]

Edit: Also is Sacul trolling me about the facebook status thing. Because that just seems like a complete "We told you so!" for the emo thread. Surely at this point he's just making things up like a pantomime so we can all shout, "SHE'S BEHIND YOU!"

I thought you followed this thread? Sacul's entire life is one long entertaining pantomine/soap opera.

Its lucky that the main character is likeable!

What is the meaning of the word pantomine?
Meanings & Definitions
No definitions found.

Surely you dont mean pantomiMe?

Hey its a bit of a soap but it isnt boring and my life isnt passing me by......well its boring now but the constant rain is what i blame for now ~~~~

PantoMine because we keep finding nuggets of gold

[Sacul]

lmao cheeky gits

[lt]

Now you stop badmouthing MY CEO right there :colbert:

Or what, she'll call me names over the intertubes?

lol, xXAngelXx is a bitch. She's vindictive, she's quite clearly a whore, she's rude, aggressive, arrogant and, whilst being slightly above average for an eve player, in 2012 (if she still plays) that doesn't mean much.

She is, imo, a cunt.

And she has no redeeming features to make up for this, unless ur straight, male and very drunk v0v. Or wargod lol.

you seem mad that she's getting more eveplayer dick than you

Sounds like he got more sand in his vagina than she got.

[Malaes]

Not girl related but still /emo

Bit of back story first: Girlfriend went to uni in Sweden (home country) for 3 months before decided she didn't like the course/uni ect. Move here (uk) year later tried to start uni again, course started but Sweden were very slow in telling her she wouldn't get any maintenance loan (uk were going to pay the tuition fee's). Then of course had to drop out as we couldn't afford just living off my salary. She didn't take any money though from the uk or swe.

So two years later she applies to go again, but this time fully UK funding (she has been here long enough). For the 1st year she would only get £5k in maintenance loan, and a 2k grant towards the tuition fee's but because of the last attempt at uni. As although she didn't take any money it "counts", so we would have to find £5k towards the tuition fee's which is a bit shit but with parents + savings its doable.

A month ago she got a letter saying she would be getting the full maintenance loan (£7k) and all the fee's paid. We were rather sceptical at the time so phoned up and asked them do double/triple check. They were nope all done sorted you are getting the money.

She checks her student finance account on today and bang they have gone back on what they have said! So we are back to square one and having to try and find the money again. Of course a week or two ago we had told all the parents we wouldn't be needing the money so we need to go back and ask them all again =/.

She is now getting really down about all this with the amount she has been fucked around, I'm also feeling shit because I really wanted this to work out for her. It doesn't help that she has been in constant pain for nearly a year with some undiagnosed medical problem which the doctors don't seem to give a shit about.

tldr: Fuck student finance

[Chakrai]

Surely you dont mean pantomiMe?

Oh no he doesn't!

[Ralara]

I dislike her intently, in case you hadn't guessed.

Yes I do have sand in my vag about her.