I SUCK WITH GIRLS AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME (especially my ex-wife!) 4

[pratell]

eve? in my emo-thread/subforum?

who was the bloke that left his mic/webcam running last year when he was fucking that girl?

[Rans]

eve? in my emo-thread/subforum?

who was the bloke that left his mic/webcam running last year when he was fucking that girl?

I think it was Brent for Rote Kapelle...so this makes at least 2guys in Rote that had sex...2 more than most alliances in Eve!!!

[indi]

Basically it's pseudo-pua shit that works well with silly girls. You pretend that holding hands is something very deep and signifiant for you and she'll think you're romantic, mysterious and some other goddamn awful thing, you're a strong man that has a hidden sensible side and all that. Then you hold her hand for a few seconds AFTER sex(like 2 seconds, don't let her grip your hand, just grab it for a second or two and release and say something totally asshole-ish "you're a really good fuck"). Do this a few times and repeat it with some other small gestures and ta-daa, you've got yourself a chick that's almost your slave.

Of course, as all PUA shit it works only a certain type of girls, which is: most of them.

Holy fuck. My face. I would like to forcibly expel people falling for this shit AND people executing this shit from the human race, but yeah.. really.

I'm just hoping right now that I'm wrong when I mentally adjust the percentage of people too stupid to live to 96% right now. (But I doubt it.)

[Mrenda]

Basically it's pseudo-pua shit that works well with silly girls. You pretend that holding hands is something very deep and signifiant for you and she'll think you're romantic, mysterious and some other goddamn awful thing, you're a strong man that has a hidden sensible side and all that. Then you hold her hand for a few seconds AFTER sex(like 2 seconds, don't let her grip your hand, just grab it for a second or two and release and say something totally asshole-ish "you're a really good fuck"). Do this a few times and repeat it with some other small gestures and ta-daa, you've got yourself a chick that's almost your slave.

Of course, as all PUA shit it works only a certain type of girls, which is: most of them.

Holy fuck. My face. I would like to forcibly expel people falling for this shit AND people executing this shit from the human race, but yeah.. really.

I'm just hoping right now that I'm wrong when I mentally adjust the percentage of people too stupid to live to 96% right now. (But I doubt it.)

What I find very funny is that the art of "wingmanning" has been espoused by the PUA community. When wingmanning was heavily developed after Top Gun when loads of hetero dudes were turned on by sexy pilots and loved the romantic bromance and wanted to make it part of their live's in a heteronormative but a completely homoerotic reallity.

I'm currently confusing people on another forum by asking about wingmanning and then saying I want to wingman for my BFF. I don't particularly "get" this forum but it's fun nonetheless.

[Sacul]

Leave poor Allison alone, she has enough in his plate




more than enough really

badumtish

[Sacul]

Hahahahaha shinra shagged angel? Seriously?

And wasn't she also getting boned by Seleene at the time as well?

hahaha dunno about seleene, shinra she told me herself, and about 40 other people.

Wouldnt surprise me if seleene did because as stories go he had a tendency to stick it anything that had a pulse while married and being a eve god.

Bigup on him i guess....dunno i never was into eve game wimmen, i allways saw it as a male way of venting. Dont think i would even like a gaming girl but maybe thats because nowadays all the games i play on the computer is some total war.

In emo news:

The redhead insists on changing facebook status to relationship

....here we go again

[Tyrehl]

Hahahahaha shinra shagged angel? Seriously?

And wasn't she also getting boned by Seleene at the time as well?

hahaha dunno about seleene, shinra she told me herself, and about 40 other people.

Wouldnt surprise me if seleene did because as stories go he had a tendency to stick it anything that had a pulse while married and being a eve god.

Bigup on him i guess....dunno i never was into eve game wimmen, i allways saw it as a male way of venting. Dont think i would even like a gaming girl but maybe thats because nowadays all the games i play on the computer is some total war.

In emo news:

The redhead insists on changing facebook status to relationship

....here we go again

Somehow i've always avoided that problem. It was probably my "lol fuck facebook" attitude.
Nope, who am I kidding, my usual relationship lasts around 20 minutes.


gl sac

[Mrenda]

The redhead insists on changing facebook status to relationship

....here we go again

How the fuck could that happen? What gives her that idea? I mean this is completely out of the blue!

[The Monkeysphere]

Yeah man, the next thing she'll be asking for is setting her child as your common child

hahaha

[Chakrai]

Me and my wingman first saw her just as the clock struck midnight, just before we were about to head home. Her slim form awakened an urge most ancient and exciting in my loins, but first we had to deal with her much larger friend. I arrowed in from behind her, dispatching my wingman to deal with the fat one. He didn't even grumble as he span in to engage the target.

I stopped worrying about him - he was an expert at this - and focussed on my target. She would be an elusive one, but I hoped that my wingman's efforts would throw her off balance enough to give me an opening. Until then we were locked in a stalemate. I could feel the battle-sweat starting to erupt from my back as she turned in to me. A distant part of my awareness noted my wingman's efforts and the tone of rising exultation in his voice.

"Got her!". My wingman had done it. Against the obsidian night the enormous transport plane burst into terrible radiance. For a second I imagined I could hear the death-screams of her crew, but this passed as I loosed a missile of my own against the sleek enemy fighter. She - I always think of my enemies as She - banked hard to starboard. I followed, tasting her fear as my missile spent itself into her decoy flares. As I slotted in behind her she ejected another flare, burning hot against my eyes. I fired after her, not a missile but with a lethal chatter of 28mm rounds. The flickering sparks of HE ammunition penetrating her told me I didn't need to fire again.

[The Monkeysphere]

[Rans]

Basically it's pseudo-pua shit that works well with silly girls. You pretend that holding hands is something very deep and signifiant for you and she'll think you're romantic, mysterious and some other goddamn awful thing, you're a strong man that has a hidden sensible side and all that. Then you hold her hand for a few seconds AFTER sex(like 2 seconds, don't let her grip your hand, just grab it for a second or two and release and say something totally asshole-ish "you're a really good fuck"). Do this a few times and repeat it with some other small gestures and ta-daa, you've got yourself a chick that's almost your slave.

Of course, as all PUA shit it works only a certain type of girls, which is: most of them.

Holy fuck. My face. I would like to forcibly expel people falling for this shit AND people executing this shit from the human race, but yeah.. really.

I'm just hoping right now that I'm wrong when I mentally adjust the percentage of people too stupid to live to 96% right now. (But I doubt it.)

Dunno why you're so surprised it works, girls are basically educated to like this by TV, music, etc.

[Mrenda]

Basically it's pseudo-pua shit that works well with silly girls. You pretend that holding hands is something very deep and signifiant for you and she'll think you're romantic, mysterious and some other goddamn awful thing, you're a strong man that has a hidden sensible side and all that. Then you hold her hand for a few seconds AFTER sex(like 2 seconds, don't let her grip your hand, just grab it for a second or two and release and say something totally asshole-ish "you're a really good fuck"). Do this a few times and repeat it with some other small gestures and ta-daa, you've got yourself a chick that's almost your slave.

Of course, as all PUA shit it works only a certain type of girls, which is: most of them.

Holy fuck. My face. I would like to forcibly expel people falling for this shit AND people executing this shit from the human race, but yeah.. really.

I'm just hoping right now that I'm wrong when I mentally adjust the percentage of people too stupid to live to 96% right now. (But I doubt it.)

Dunno why you're so surprised it works, girls are basically educated to like this by TV, music, etc.

I do like cocktails and shoes!


Edit: Also is Sacul trolling me about the facebook status thing. Because that just seems like a complete "We told you so!" for the emo thread. Surely at this point he's just making things up like a pantomime so we can all shout, "SHE'S BEHIND YOU!"

[Leboe]

eve? in my emo-thread/subforum?

who was the bloke that left his mic/webcam running last year when he was fucking that girl?

I think it was Brent for Rote Kapelle...so this makes at least 2guys in Rote that had sex...2 more than most alliances in Eve!!!

There was another guy who got lucky at a fanfest. Ladykiller kapelle.




After watching that tourney match with PL, this is the best day I've had in a looooong time. Bonus, she didn't want to take her leftovers home with her from the restaurant last night, lunch!

We discussed the work thing, we're both on the same page that its kept on the DL until she's done her co-op.

[Ralara]

Hahahahaha shinra shagged angel? Seriously?

Who hasn't harpooned what whale, at some point? I mean, she's made her way through half of eve at this point.

And she's still a terrible FC.

What is it with her? Is it that she's WOMAN on the internet or is it something else? Cos it isn't her personality, that's for damn sure, and I've seen pics; it's not her looks. Is it literally "easy vag" ? Is that it?

[Rans]

I'd fuck an ugly chick just because I met her on the internet. It's just...something different.

[The Monkeysphere]

Now you stop badmouthing MY CEO right there :colbert:

[Ralara]

Now you stop badmouthing MY CEO right there :colbert:

Or what, she'll call me names over the intertubes?

lol, xXAngelXx is a bitch. She's vindictive, she's quite clearly a whore, she's rude, aggressive, arrogant and, whilst being slightly above average for an eve player, in 2012 (if she still plays) that doesn't mean much.

She is, imo, a cunt.

And she has no redeeming features to make up for this, unless ur straight, male and very drunk v0v. Or wargod lol.

[Roam]

I don't particularly remember Angel being attractive either. Someone post a pic?

Also, people actually get laid at Fanfest? Dear god, I went there back in .. 2006 or so, and while I had a good time I was definitely a little surprised by the fact that 90% were grossly overweight and suitably neckbeard/unattractive.

I guess those people have to have sex too, but dayum, didn't actually expect it to be a common occurrence.

[Tarminic]

...who gives a shit?