Even if you could somehow guarantee that in a hypothetical life 99% of your office relationships went perfectly, hyperbole aside, would it even be worth taking the chance that one might go wrong?
Breaking up with someone is inherently bad, but i can't imagine a worse situation where you subsequently have to work with/around your ex; surely it's just not worth even trying?
I could post my problems but I'm not too sure there are many who would have any idea of what to do.Originally Posted by definatelynotKKassandra
Most people seem to have boring problems, or ones where they already know the answer. Even Sacul seems to be trying to be responsible and shitThe emothread has been slow nowadaysnothing to read. I better help some random girl cheat or dunno
herp
Edit: Im bored dammit, write something sensible
Although I suppose if people can deal with a guy with the wrong chromosones you can deal with a girl with the wrong chromosones. v0v
Talk related: http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/en/tal...mism_bias.html
Still a more healthy view on relationships than assuming it will never work out.
Reposting that she's a coop student, which is basically an intern. She'll be back to school in september. Worth the risk imo
phoneposting~
Fucking do it already and tell us the results :>
Watched the TED Talk vid earlier tonight, im semi pessimist/realist and i really liked it.
There's a guy who I'm really attracted to... I'd do dirty things with him. Unfortunately I'm not a person you want to do dirty things with. I'm a fatty. I don't have a vagina. I'm not a genetic female. He's straight, and he's often said he'd be attracted to me if I was a woman. I've told him I'm a tranny. I don't look like a tranny but OH MY FUCKING GOD, did he turn me on tonight! He was absolutely flirting with me. He made me feel scared. He made me feel insecure. He made me feel a million dollars. He made me feel like I'd suck his cock off and powerfuck him into Oblivion! (Yes, that's right! I'd fuck him into three months of playing a shitty computer game!)
Really, I just want to wake up next to this guy. He's totally not sexually attracted to me because he's not gay (and I look like a bloke, beard and all.) But I feel like I could be so fucking cute... He fooled his mother into thinking he had gay boyfriend. Or at least his mother was totally accepting of having a son with a husband and that made his pseudo-boyfriend feel uncomfortable (he told his friend "let's fool our mother into thinking we're boyfriends!".) I don't want to be pseudo-unocomfortable. I want to hold him close and lie in bed with him and wake up in the morning and feel loved by him and talk to his mother about how we're going to have an awesome wedding where I wear a beautiful white dress and his sister are my bridesmades and my sister takes me out the night before to look flirt with guys and dance the night until the early morning and go to a male strip club where we can dance with abs and thighs!
And what it all boils down to is, he said if I was a real woman he'd be my boyfriend. Obviously I guess I'm not a real woman. He's probably only joking, but really I want to be that real woman for him. I want to make him happy as my beau.
Man up and go for it!
Spoiler:
I fucking love your sentiment. I really do! And I'm going to +plus rep you in a minute for it.
But... Oh! I should have fucking kissed him right there and then.
But...
I only have one life to live...
Fuck you monkeysphere.
Should I text him now and talk dirty? I missed the moment. I'm still drunk at the moment!
Tomorrow I'm going to be sober and none of this will be reasonable to me. Unless I keep it in my head! Flirt with your BFF tomorrow! His mother would be proud!
Oh Monkeysphere! Can you give me tales about how you manned up and went for it and it succeeded? And how you're this righteous brosef who has settled down with your belle (I'm guessing you're straight) of choice and made it work! All because of that tiime you manned up?
Really I'm looking for inspiration. Inspire me Monkesphere!
Fuck females. Stupid bitches all.
Did you tell them about Ron Paul?
Right. Because one of us rejected you (educated guess here), we're all 'stupid bitches'. I guess it has nothing to do with the wonderful personality you have and that's shining through in your post?
Also Mrenda - don't do anything drunk that you'll regret when you're sober.
Direct approach: ask him out
Indirect approach: get yourself a montage and change the aspects of yourself that are holding you back from asking (don't worry about what holds him back)
Terrible approach: do neither.
Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.
"You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."
Basically this. Personally I'd lean more towards the indirect approach, since it has other benefits as well and won't lead to possibly saying/doing something you'll later regret whilst drunk. Terrible approach is terrible though.Direct approach: ask him out
Indirect approach: get yourself a montage and change the aspects of yourself that are holding you back from asking (don't worry about what holds him back)
Terrible approach: do neither.
Takon seems to be displaying classic symptoms of bitter neckbeard syndrome.
What did you do mrenda?
Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....
... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.
Errrrrrr what the fuck.I fucking love your sentiment. I really do! And I'm going to +plus rep you in a minute for it.
But... Oh! I should have fucking kissed him right there and then.
But...
I only have one life to live...
Fuck you monkeysphere.
Should I text him now and talk dirty? I missed the moment. I'm still drunk at the moment!
Tomorrow I'm going to be sober and none of this will be reasonable to me. Unless I keep it in my head! Flirt with your BFF tomorrow! His mother would be proud!
Oh Monkeysphere! Can you give me tales about how you manned up and went for it and it succeeded? And how you're this righteous brosef who has settled down with your belle (I'm guessing you're straight) of choice and made it work! All because of that tiime you manned up?
Really I'm looking for inspiration. Inspire me Monkesphere!
I have a good friend, who I've *also jokingly said* "Jesus I'd go out with Ash!" because hes a genuinely nice person.
That said, if my friend then came up to me and came onto me (no pun intended) I'd be fucking horrified.
No, just no. Jesus christ.
Stupid double posting pile of shit derp.
To provide content - not worried about HDG any more, its a shame but lol, nevermind.
Thats the best I got today.
I think you should go for it, Buceph.
Also, I've never realized how you went from a seemingly male identifying poster to a new username and considering yourself female (beard and all). Mind telling that story, or is that none of our business?
Agreeing on the boring bit.
are you not worried about her because teds found her and is currently banging her brains out?
She IS tedsare you not worried about her because teds found her and is currently banging her brains out?
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