I SUCK WITH GIRLS AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME (especially my ex-wife!) 4

[Sacul]

Rapongo cant live IN london though because in london there is so much amazing coffee you can barely go 10 metres without walking into a little specialist coffee house

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msid=...5264a39c&msa=0
looks like london to me m8 , a few miles from heathrow.

[Sacul]

In drama news:
Having employees is like having a second job. I need to either 1) get better ones or 2) be more firm because this pampering and handholding is a bit retarded.
I used to work in a management function where i led to a max of 110 people so i know how to do that because it was my job. Now im selfemployed and well i have a job but so much work i need help ergo hiring staff. I feel like im doing their jobs and mine except for the time we are in different places so i know im doing something wrong grrrr

so since your life seems to be a dickathon through the female collegiate, this might just be one small step for sacul but


n1 starbucks definition btw

wutwat? i currently employe 3 people, 2 are female total of 2 fte (thats full time working unites of 40 h/w)

[Lallante]

In drama news:
Having employees is like having a second job. I need to either 1) get better ones or 2) be more firm because this pampering and handholding is a bit retarded.
I used to work in a management function where i led to a max of 110 people so i know how to do that because it was my job. Now im selfemployed and well i have a job but so much work i need help ergo hiring staff. I feel like im doing their jobs and mine except for the time we are in different places so i know im doing something wrong grrrr

so since your life seems to be a dickathon through the female collegiate, this might just be one small step for sacul but


n1 starbucks definition btw

wutwat? i currently employe 3 people, 2 are female total of 2 fte (thats full time working unites of 40 h/w)

how many sexy time units of 7 orgasms a week?

[EntroX]

i wager that if this retarded discussion doesn't stop heads will roll

[Sofia Roseburn]

DING DONG BANNU

[Grarr Dexx]

I did not insult her, I proposed a bet on something I deem highly probable based on what I read, but not stated as fact nor my opinion of her. Because I don't know her.

So I politely request the infraction to be revoked on the grounds of that even though you might not like hearing certain opinions about your wife, I am still entitely to voicing them, just like about any other case where the emothread says "she sounds crazy" "you should dump her" "she's a spineless coward cheater". Thank you in advance.

fair enough

i would also like to place a bet that you are a donkey raping shit eating pedo who likes to finger himself to the sounds of abba whilst watching wildlife programs on the mating habits of sea slugs. i would also wager that you are as dumb as shit, lick dog balls in the park and have several convictions from such activites.

note that this is not an insult, this merely placing a wager on what i think is probable.

i would also like to bet that you should go fuck yourself, set yourself on fire and other such things.

please note that this is also not an insult and another wager.

[AmaNutin]

Back on topic...

I can't tell when a girl is flirting with me. I am quite fucking oblivious to whether someone is trying to be my friend or get in my pants (except if pants are grabbed).

[Sacul]

In drama news:
Having employees is like having a second job. I need to either 1) get better ones or 2) be more firm because this pampering and handholding is a bit retarded.
I used to work in a management function where i led to a max of 110 people so i know how to do that because it was my job. Now im selfemployed and well i have a job but so much work i need help ergo hiring staff. I feel like im doing their jobs and mine except for the time we are in different places so i know im doing something wrong grrrr

so since your life seems to be a dickathon through the female collegiate, this might just be one small step for sacul but


n1 starbucks definition btw

wutwat? i currently employe 3 people, 2 are female total of 2 fte (thats full time working unites of 40 h/w)

how many sexy time units of 7 orgasms a week?

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[Tyrehl]

Just saw a girl (ex-classmate, ex booty/whatever) in front of her house while driving to the office (she lives 5min from here). Called her to see what she's doing, havent talked to her in some time. "Ah you are at work tonight? Can I come?" And then she just throws "My boyfriend just left the city for some time".

Herp


Derp


Nope, told her that i'll be busy at work and that there's some shitstorm and stuff. She will call me later this week though. Why me again

And that one is kinda whore-class schoolmate. Yeah I know, "enjoy your ***insert random STD here*** "

[Tyrus Tenebros]

Less smacktalking bollocks, more helping people. Jesus.

To be fair jesus did mostly the latter, his present day followers however tend to focus entirely on the former

[Kanv]

Back on topic...

I can't tell when a girl is flirting with me. I am quite fucking oblivious to whether someone is trying to be my friend or get in my pants (except if pants are grabbed).

As a general rule, if a girl talks to you she wants your dick.

[tekai]

Back on topic...

I can't tell when a girl is flirting with me. I am quite fucking oblivious to whether someone is trying to be my friend or get in my pants (except if pants are grabbed).

As a general rule, if a girl talks to you she wants your dick.

that's absolutely true when you're young, however when you're older expect them to talk to you professionally, i.e. they're talking to you because you pay them.

[The Monkeysphere]

Back on topic...

I can't tell when a girl is flirting with me. I am quite fucking oblivious to whether someone is trying to be my friend or get in my pants (except if pants are grabbed).

As a general rule, if girl, wants dick.

[Tyrus Tenebros]

Back on topic...

I can't tell when a girl is flirting with me. I am quite fucking oblivious to whether someone is trying to be my friend or get in my pants (except if pants are grabbed).

As a general rule, if a girl talks to you she wants your dick.

that's absolutely true when you're young, however when you're older expect them to talk to you professionally, i.e. they're talking to you because you pay them.

Some of them can be paid to want your dick, also.

[DevilDude]

Less smacktalking bollocks, more helping people. Jesus.

To be fair jesus did mostly the latter, his present day followers however tend to focus entirely on the former

actually he talked a lot of shit too, otherwise they probably wouldn't have nailed him to a tree.

Back on topic...

I can't tell when a girl is flirting with me. I am quite fucking oblivious to whether someone is trying to be my friend or get in my pants (except if pants are grabbed).

As a general rule, if a girl talks to you she wants your dick.

that's absolutely true when you're young, however when you're older expect them to talk to you professionally, i.e. they're talking to you because you pay them.

Some of them can be paid to want your dick, also.

dammit beaten

[Abrogant]

Less smacktalking bollocks, more helping people. Jesus.

To be fair jesus did mostly the latter, his present day followers however tend to focus entirely on the former

actually he talked a lot of shit too, otherwise they probably wouldn't have nailed him to a tree.

Back on topic...

I can't tell when a girl is flirting with me. I am quite fucking oblivious to whether someone is trying to be my friend or get in my pants (except if pants are grabbed).

As a general rule, if a girl talks to you she wants your dick.

that's absolutely true when you're young, however when you're older expect them to talk to you professionally, i.e. they're talking to you because you pay them.

All of them must be paid to want your dick, also.

dammit beaten

[Leboe]

hot coworker texting me to see if I want to hang out. I wasn't planning on making any moves until she was done her co-op in september and went back to school (I like my job)

When I asked her what day she had in mind, she says saturday but knows I have "that tournament thing" and she wouldnt mind watching it with me. She knows about the AT because we have lunch together with my other, nerdier coworkers. Luckily the AT is early morning stuff, so I can skip over that.


So, coworkers.....but I'm trying to make a career out of this place....

[Kalil]

Mate of mine likened sleeping with a co-worker to walking on rice paper barefoot over an abyss. And then you get sweaty feet.

Good luck!

[indi]

Doesn't have to be a problem, depending on (in no particular order):

1) Company. If it has very strict policies against this sort of thing, you could be in real trouble and lose your jerb (not here in dutchland but apparently murica has different ideas). Also, if all of your direct coworkers disapprove mucho, that'll be awkward.
2) Nature of work relationship between you two. If you (or she) has a position of authority over the other, that won't work for a lot of reasons that I'm sure you can think of.
3) Odds of it failing. Is it worth it to bang someone for 2 weeks and then experience 2 years of shit after you dump her? Ofc, in this case it's more like you'd have to suck that up until september - not that far off.

Sooo.. risk/benefit analysis time, Mr Leboe

[DevilDude]

Doesn't have to be a problem, depending on (in no particular order):

1) Company. If it has very strict policies against this sort of thing, you could be in real trouble and lose your jerb (not here in dutchland but apparently murica has different ideas). Also, if all of your direct coworkers disapprove mucho, that'll be awkward.
2) Nature of work relationship between you two. If you (or she) has a position of authority over the other, that won't work for a lot of reasons that I'm sure you can think of.
3) Odds of it failing. Is it worth it to bang someone for 2 weeks and then experience 2 years of shit after you dump her? Ofc, in this case it's more like you'd have to suck that up until september - not that far off.

Sooo.. risk/benefit analysis time, Mr Leboe

in the US it really depends on company, most of the newer tech companies here in the silicon valley give no fucks so long as you do your job. More traditional retail organizations and blue collar work tend to have all sorts of rules that end up amounting to 'don't shit where you eat'. My theory is that most of the people smart enough to succeed in more competitive fields are smart enough not to let fucking around ruin their meal ticket, whereas the retail industry (at least around here) pays so little that all you can get are borderline retards and social misfits who can't be trusted to act like adults.