"hey, thanks for the scarf... why's it been washed?"
"Uh, I thought it needed it"
Well it did need it
*Tonight* ...... yeah, you will find out about something. Im not sure that it will be the thing you expect though (second round is go, c/d?). I hope she has some spare scarves.
Edit: I want to tear the girl I was with apart (the one that cheated with me lolol). With my love gun (penis) ofc. And she won't stop texting me. Am I that amazing or she's retarded and likes to run into trouble ..
Last edited by Tyrehl; July 8 2012 at 11:13:31 PM.
Inb4 rans stole a scarf and fapped into it.
Your posting is medium, its not rare and its not well done
- Krans 26/7/12
NSFR! (not safe for rans)
Check that sexy thang out boiiii. Had to be done .
I was told to stop using the fiancee's socks as a killrag.
Well when she has to break it over her knee to fit it into the wash it's time to cut back.
The Fap Test: You're Probably Doing it Wrong
Status of Babby: 100% Formed
What. The. Fuck.
Taught in a Shitty School today that had taken a load of refugees in from my evil ex's failing school. Those were obviously the worst behaved lot in my class, until one apologised to me at the end and claimed that my ex had asked the kid (as she was leaving) to raise hell if I ever taught her.
Fucking sleeper agents? Seriously?
Why do I always get the mad ones?
FastEdit: Woah there, hold up m8, you can make this work to your advantage. Just be like "wow I went down on you and you didn't return the favor?? You kinda owe me one i guess..." but say it in a half joking, half no-really-you-should-suck-my-dick kinda way.
Last edited by ValorousBob; July 10 2012 at 01:03:55 AM.