I SUCK WITH GIRLS AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME (especially my ex-wife!) 4

[Sacul]

*there's a scarf in my bed that's full of sperm
...
*what the fuck happened

That's a good question

The answer undoubtedly involves stimulation of Rans junior. The question is, did you indulge yourself or was your friend involved..

I've never ever had a fetish for masturbation with objects like someone's panties, I guess I'll find out tonight when she's coming over to pick up her scard, I did wash it though

rookie mistake

[XenosisReaper]

"hey, thanks for the scarf... why's it been washed?"
"Uh, I thought it needed it"
"oooooookayyyyyyyyy."

[Lancehot]

Well it did need it

[Tyrehl]

*there's a scarf in my bed that's full of sperm
...
*what the fuck happened

That's a good question

The answer undoubtedly involves stimulation of Rans junior. The question is, did you indulge yourself or was your friend involved..

I've never ever had a fetish for masturbation with objects like someone's panties, I guess I'll find out tonight when she's coming over to pick up her scard, I did wash it though

*Tonight* ...... yeah, you will find out about something. Im not sure that it will be the thing you expect though (second round is go, c/d?). I hope she has some spare scarves.



Edit: I want to tear the girl I was with apart (the one that cheated with me lolol). With my love gun (penis) ofc. And she won't stop texting me. Am I that amazing or she's retarded and likes to run into trouble ..

[Abrogant]

*there's a scarf in my bed that's full of sperm
...
*what the fuck happened

That's a good question

The answer undoubtedly involves stimulation of Rans junior. The question is, did you indulge yourself or was your friend involved..

I've never ever had a fetish for masturbation with objects like someone's panties, I guess I'll find out tonight when she's coming over to pick up her scard, I did wash it though

*Tonight* ...... yeah, you will find out about something. Im not sure that it will be the thing you expect though (second round is go, c/d?). I hope she has some spare scarves.



Edit: I want to tear the girl I was with apart (the one that cheated with me lolol). With my love gun (penis) ofc. And she won't stop texting me. Am I that amazing or she's retarded and likes to run into trouble ..

A fun mix of both A and B, mayhap?

[ctrlchris]

Inb4 rans stole a scarf and fapped into it.

Tapatalk etc

[Abrogant]

NSFR! (not safe for rans)

  Spoiler:

Check that sexy thang out boiiii. Had to be done .

[F*** My Aunt Rita]

I was told to stop using the fiancee's socks as a killrag.

[Spaztick]

Well when she has to break it over her knee to fit it into the wash it's time to cut back.

[Tarminic]

The Fap Test: You're Probably Doing it Wrong

[Chakrai]

What. The. Fuck.

Taught in a Shitty School today that had taken a load of refugees in from my evil ex's failing school. Those were obviously the worst behaved lot in my class, until one apologised to me at the end and claimed that my ex had asked the kid (as she was leaving) to raise hell if I ever taught her.

Fucking sleeper agents? Seriously?

[XenosisReaper]

What. The. Fuck.

Taught in a Shitty School today that had taken a load of refugees in from my evil ex's failing school. Those were obviously the worst behaved lot in my class, until one apologised to me at the end and claimed that my ex had asked the kid (as she was leaving) to raise hell if I ever taught her.

Fucking sleeper agents? Seriously?

This is such an amazing idea

[F*** My Aunt Rita]

Well when she has to break it over her knee to fit it into the wash it's time to cut back.

I do the laundry anyways.

[Tarminic]

What. The. Fuck.

Taught in a Shitty School today that had taken a load of refugees in from my evil ex's failing school. Those were obviously the worst behaved lot in my class, until one apologised to me at the end and claimed that my ex had asked the kid (as she was leaving) to raise hell if I ever taught her.

Fucking sleeper agents? Seriously?

This is such an amazing idea

Your ex is a diabolical genius.

[Chakrai]

Why do I always get the mad ones?

[Rans]

Inb4 rans stole a scarf and fapped into it.

Tapatalk etc

I talked to her it seem she gave me a handjob and I gave her oral. I feel kinda stupid, I got ripped off.

[ValorousBob]

Inb4 rans stole a scarf and fapped into it.

Tapatalk etc

I talked to her it seem she gave me a handjob and I gave her oral. I feel kinda stupid, I got ripped off.

Meh, if you don't remember it anyways it's sorta just water under the bridge. I guess she used the scarf to clean up because she didn't want to use her mouth?


FastEdit: Woah there, hold up m8, you can make this work to your advantage. Just be like "wow I went down on you and you didn't return the favor?? You kinda owe me one i guess..." but say it in a half joking, half no-really-you-should-suck-my-dick kinda way.

[XenosisReaper]

Inb4 rans stole a scarf and fapped into it.

Tapatalk etc

I talked to her it seem she gave me a handjob and I gave her oral. I feel kinda stupid, I got ripped off.

Meh, if you don't remember it anyways it's sorta just water under the bridge. I guess she used the scarf to clean up because she didn't want to use her mouth?


FastEdit: Woah there, hold up m8, you can make this work to your advantage. Just be like "wow I went down on you and you didn't return the favor?? You kinda owe me one i guess..." but say it in a half joking, half no-really-you-should-suck-my-dick kinda way.

Alternately, just pull The Naked Man on her, it always works.

[Varcaus]

Inb4 rans stole a scarf and fapped into it.

Tapatalk etc

I talked to her it seem she gave me a handjob and I gave her oral. I feel kinda stupid, I got ripped off.

Meh, if you don't remember it anyways it's sorta just water under the bridge. I guess she used the scarf to clean up because she didn't want to use her mouth?


FastEdit: Woah there, hold up m8, you can make this work to your advantage. Just be like "wow I went down on you and you didn't return the favor?? You kinda owe me one i guess..." but say it in a half joking, half no-really-you-should-suck-my-dick kinda way.

Alternately, just pull The Naked Man on her, it always works.

2/3

[lt]

What. The. Fuck.

Taught in a Shitty School today that had taken a load of refugees in from my evil ex's failing school. Those were obviously the worst behaved lot in my class, until one apologised to me at the end and claimed that my ex had asked the kid (as she was leaving) to raise hell if I ever taught her.

Fucking sleeper agents? Seriously?

This is such an amazing idea

Your ex is a diabolical genius.

She sound like a real bitter cunt tbh.

:TpTlk: