I SUCK WITH GIRLS AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME (especially my ex-wife!) 4

[Lallante]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.
Next I mix up a "warning paste" of deep heat, diced chillis and vinegar with a little curry powder to bind it together.
I layer the warning paste on top of the condom, being sure to get a full covering.
Finally I add a large sized condom on top.

The idea is, 2 condoms = extra safety and if there is ever a leak in either condom, you or she will know about it fast.

Be prepared. Do the responsible thing.

[XenosisReaper]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.
Next I mix up a "warning paste" of deep heat, diced chillis and vinegar with a little curry powder to bind it together.
I layer the warning paste on top of the condom, being sure to get a full covering.
Finally I add a large sized condom on top.

The idea is, 2 condoms = extra safety and if there is ever a leak in either condom, you or she will know about it fast.

Be prepared. Do the responsible thing.

I...what...

I have never cringed that hard.

[ctrlchris]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.
Next I mix up a "warning paste" of deep heat, diced chillis and vinegar with a little curry powder to bind it together.
I layer the warning paste on top of the condom, being sure to get a full covering.
Finally I add a large sized condom on top.

The idea is, 2 condoms = extra safety and if there is ever a leak in either condom, you or she will know about it fast.

Be prepared. Do the responsible thing.

I...what...

I have never cringed that hard.

[Roam]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.
Next I mix up a "warning paste" of deep heat, diced chillis and vinegar with a little curry powder to bind it together.
I layer the warning paste on top of the condom, being sure to get a full covering.
Finally I add a large sized condom on top.

The idea is, 2 condoms = extra safety and if there is ever a leak in either condom, you or she will know about it fast.

Be prepared. Do the responsible thing.

This is the best idea ever. Be right back, copyrighting this.

[Grendelfreak]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.
Next I mix up a "warning paste" of deep heat, diced chillis and vinegar with a little curry powder to bind it together.
I layer the warning paste on top of the condom, being sure to get a full covering.
Finally I add a large sized condom on top.

The idea is, 2 condoms = extra safety and if there is ever a leak in either condom, you or she will know about it fast.

Be prepared. Do the responsible thing.

This is the best idea ever. Be right back, copyrighting this.

Introducing the Trojan Firewall.

[ctrlchris]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.
Next I mix up a "warning paste" of deep heat, diced chillis and vinegar with a little curry powder to bind it together.
I layer the warning paste on top of the condom, being sure to get a full covering.
Finally I add a large sized condom on top.

The idea is, 2 condoms = extra safety and if there is ever a leak in either condom, you or she will know about it fast.

Be prepared. Do the responsible thing.

This is the best idea ever. Be right back, copyrighting this.

Introducing the Trojan Firewall.

+rep

[Crystalline Entity]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.
Next I mix up a "warning paste" of deep heat, diced chillis and vinegar with a little curry powder to bind it together.
I layer the warning paste on top of the condom, being sure to get a full covering.
Finally I add a large sized condom on top.

The idea is, 2 condoms = extra safety and if there is ever a leak in either condom, you or she will know about it fast.

Be prepared. Do the responsible thing.

This is the best idea ever. Be right back, copyrighting this.

Introducing the Trojan Firewall.

+rep

Francois Hollande did tv before politics?

[Viper Shizzle]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.
Next I mix up a "warning paste" of deep heat, diced chillis and vinegar with a little curry powder to bind it together.
I layer the warning paste on top of the condom, being sure to get a full covering.
Finally I add a large sized condom on top.

The idea is, 2 condoms = extra safety and if there is ever a leak in either condom, you or she will know about it fast.

Be prepared. Do the responsible thing.

My warming paste is usually just icyhot

[Lallante]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.
Next I mix up a "warning paste" of deep heat, diced chillis and vinegar with a little curry powder to bind it together.
I layer the warning paste on top of the condom, being sure to get a full covering.
Finally I add a large sized condom on top.

The idea is, 2 condoms = extra safety and if there is ever a leak in either condom, you or she will know about it fast.

Be prepared. Do the responsible thing.

My warming paste is usually just icyhot

deepheat is p. similar

[F*** My Aunt Rita]

lol double bagging

[FatFreddy]

I always follow the following procedure for extra safety:

First I put on a medium sized condom.

Awwww shucks

[Chakrai]

For similar reasons I never fucking ever make chilli for women anymore.

[XenosisReaper]

For similar reasons I never fucking ever make chilli for women anymore.

"Sweet jesus it's in my eyes!! IT BURNSSSS"

[Takon Orlani]

Less cock talk.

A postcount like that and you still think this will ever happen around here?

True.

In other news still no vagina.

Not big surprise.

[EchoEpsilon23]

Me and annie are over, I went over to house today to surprise her with a dinner and found that she was having sex with a girl. At this point, since she didn't come after me after I walked out that the relationship is over. I am both incredibly sad and incredibly angry at myself. I'll talk more when I calm, but right now I want to break something or jump off a bridge.

[F*** My Aunt Rita]

Me and annie are over, I went over to house today to surprise her with a dinner and found that she was having sex with a girl. At this point, since she didn't come after me after I walked out that the relationship is over. I am both incredibly sad and incredibly angry at myself. I'll talk more when I calm, but right now I want to break something or jump off a bridge.

demi-ups mate

You have every right to be angry, but also try to at least hear her side of the story.

[Kalil]

Harsh mate. Good luck, hope the rage drifts away soon and you can get more of a level head. Betrayal sucks

[Sponk]

also try to at least hear her side of the story.

Hoard your rage like Joseph Fritzl until you know for sure...

[Ralara]

Me and annie are over, I went over to house today to surprise her with a dinner and found that she was having sex with a girl. At this point, since she didn't come after me after I walked out that the relationship is over. I am both incredibly sad and incredibly angry at myself. I'll talk more when I calm, but right now I want to break something or jump off a bridge.

demi-ups mate

You have every right to be angry, but also try to at least hear her side of the story.

she's sleeping with someone else. What "side" is there that makes it ok?

[Daco]

Me and annie are over, I went over to house today to surprise her with a dinner and found that she was having sex with a girl. At this point, since she didn't come after me after I walked out that the relationship is over. I am both incredibly sad and incredibly angry at myself. I'll talk more when I calm, but right now I want to break something or jump off a bridge.

Mate

:bro-fist:that really sucks.