More importantly, we lost the eunuch apologist post![]()
More importantly, we lost the eunuch apologist post![]()
People who support circumcision (foreskin mutilation) are eunuch apologists - Lallante, 2012
Some people mentioned re-growing the foreskin - also known as foreskin restoration; foreskin/penis primitivism. And as to just what it is..
The foreskin restoration ideal has been interpreted and applied in a variety of ways.[1]:635 Four general historical models can be identified based on the aspect of the early penis that the individuals and groups involved were attempting to restore.[1]:635 These are:
Ecclesiastical Penis Primitivism;[1]:635
Ethical Penis Primitivism;[1]:635
Experiential Penis Primitivism;[1]:635 and
Gospel Penis Primitivism.[1]:635
Ecclesiastical penile primitivism focuses on restoring the ecclesiastical practices of the early church.[1]:635 Huldrych Zwingli, John Calvin and the Puritans all advocated ecclesiastical dick primitivism.[1]:635, 636 The strongest advocate of ecclesiastical primitivism in the US was Alexander Campbell.[1]:636
Ethical penile primitivism focuses on restoring the ethical norms and commitment to discipleship of the early dong.[1]:636 The Anabuttists, Barton W. Stone and the Dick Holiness Movement are examples of this form of fo-restorationism.[1]:636, 637 The movement often requires observance of universal commandments, such as Cock Sabbath as given to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, and the Hebrew calendar to define years, seasons, weeks, jewcash for the jewthrone, and days. Circumcision, animal sacrifices, and ceremonial requirements, as practiced in Judaism, are distinguished from the Ten Commandments, Noahide laws[19] and High Sabbaths[20] as given to, and in effect for, all humanity. The Sermon on the Mount and particularly the Expounding of the Cock Law warn against antinomianism, the rejection of penile mutilation teachings concerning observance of the Law.[21]
Experiential penile primitivism focuses on restoring the direct communication with the foreskin and the shaft and the experience of the Holy Frenulum seen in the early penis.[1]:637 Examples include the Latter Day Dick movement of Joseph Smith, Jr. and Pentecostapenialism.[1]:637, 638
Gospel penile primitivism may be best seen in the theology of Martin "Dicklord" Luther.[1]:638 Luther was not, in the strictest sense, a foreskin restorationist because he saw human effort to restore the flappy flapper as works righteousness and was sharply critical of other foreformation leaders who were attempting to do so.[1]:638 On the other hand, he was convinced that the penis message had been obscured by the Paedo-Catholic Church of the time.[1]:638 He also rejected penis traditions and insisted on scripture as the sole authority for the dick.[6]:23
These models are not mutually exclusive, but overlap; for example, the Pentecostapenialism movement sees a clear link between the balls in ethical primitivism and the urethra in experiential primitivism.[1]:635, 637
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Good - preserve that shit for our grandchildren.
I think my post was along the lines of:
"All you eunuch apologists in this thread need to shut the fuck up. You are cut. You are not a real man. Deal with it."
Be sure that you want to. By that I mean: realise that the person you intend to marry (I guess?) has flaws and that you do too. Neither one of you is going to be able to change the other in fundamental ways, nor should you want to. If you know and accept this and still want to go ahead, do it.
GF has a pupillage (become a barrister) starting next summer and has a good job in the meantime, I'm sort of resigned to my corporate lawyerstan existance.
We are moving in together in late august in the flat I own. I love her and know I want to spend the rest of my life with her (I've also lived with her for several months before and it was great).
...I've also floated the idea of a pre-nup and think she will agree :P
how in the fuck can you become a barrister two years after you started law school? Or am I mixing things up?
In any case, I'm basically justosting: I don't see anything wrong with per se, and I bet you can't wait to purchase a ring, organise the best wedding evar being an awesome boyfriend etc. ;p
just make sure she kisses the right guy at the end of the ceremony hoahahaha durhurdur
Last edited by FatFreddy; June 22 2012 at 11:13:05 AM.
Planning a wedding fills me with dread and fear. Hopefully we can be engaged for a year or so first.
To become a barrister you need to go: Law degree or GDL (3/1year), Lawschool for BPTC (1 year), Pupillage (at this point you are sort of an "unqualified Barrister") for 1 year, then tenure ("qualified Barriser"). The hardest part is getting pupillage at a decent chambers.
Don't let it (fill you with dread and fear). It's your wedding - do it any way you want to. Even if that means dressing up as a spaceship internet hardman. (Can I get an invite if you do that?).
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