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    I wasn't talking about dating. I was talking about sexting. The ritual through which two young adults exchange messages and pictures of a sexual nature to satisfy their sick urges and set up sexual encounters.
    Hey, I just met you,
    and this is crazy
    but here's my number,
    so call me, maybe?



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    Yes, well.. same still applies. Doesn't appeal to the sex center in my brain

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    write texts like you would erotica enjoy results. Disclaimer may only work if she is 16-18 v0v

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    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    Yes, well.. same still applies. Doesn't appeal to the sex center in my brain
    Wait. Oversparks penis doesn't appeal to your sex center?

    :TpTlk:
    Coming soon(tm).


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    Quote Originally Posted by lt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    Yes, well.. same still applies. Doesn't appeal to the sex center in my brain
    Wait. Oversparks penis doesn't appeal to your sex center?

    :TpTlk:
    Rans is Overspark? Mind=Blow

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    Quote Originally Posted by lt View Post
    Wait. Oversparks penis doesn't appeal to your sex center?

    :TpTlk:
    A penis, contrary to popular opinion amongst the male portion of the population, is not what I"d call an objet d'art. Nor does the sight of it cause so much arousal that us wimmin slide off our chairs. A penis can be put to many lovely uses, but just the sight of it is not a stimulation in and of itself. Of course I could be wired differently than other women (but I doubt this based on talks I had with female friends over the years). It's very well possible that I - or women in general - are wired differently than men. What works for me is suggestion and imagination

    And no Varcaus, Rans is not Overspark. Teehee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lt View Post
    Wait. Oversparks penis doesn't appeal to your sex center?

    :TpTlk:
    A penis, contrary to popular opinion amongst the male portion of the population, is not what I"d call an objet d'art. Nor does the sight of it cause so much arousal that us wimmin slide off our chairs. A penis can be put to many lovely uses, but just the sight of it is not a stimulation in and of itself. Of course I could be wired differently than other women (but I doubt this based on talks I had with female friends over the years). It's very well possible that I - or women in general - are wired differently than men. What works for me is suggestion and imagination

    And no Varcaus, Rans is not Overspark. Teehee.
    :P Correct Mens and Womens brains are infact "wired" diffrently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a comedian that I forget the name of
    A penis is not a "nice" object, it's aggressive, sometimes hairy and appears to look at you with suspicion and hatred as well as forlorn hope, ultimately you can wrap a velvet coat around it and give it a jaunty hat but there's only so many things you can do with something that looks like it hangs out the side of a shark's mouth

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    But you see, there are plenty of women for whom the penis is a beautiful thing, just like the man it's attached to.
    Hey, I just met you,
    and this is crazy
    but here's my number,
    so call me, maybe?



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    Indi you just havent been looking at the right cocks~~

    Maybe rans' cock IS actualy that pretty


    I know mine is, I guess there has to be someone else out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lt View Post
    Wait. Oversparks penis doesn't appeal to your sex center?

    :TpTlk:
    A penis, contrary to popular opinion amongst the male portion of the population, is not what I"d call an objet d'art. Nor does the sight of it cause so much arousal that us wimmin slide off our chairs. A penis can be put to many lovely uses, but just the sight of it is not a stimulation in and of itself. Of course I could be wired differently than other women (but I doubt this based on talks I had with female friends over the years). It's very well possible that I - or women in general - are wired differently than men. What works for me is suggestion and imagination

    And no Varcaus, Rans is not Overspark. Teehee.
    I have to agree with Indi here since my girl friend relayed the same thing to me, however for her it's not the sight of it that makes her erotic but the actual fantasy of it then anything else. I think this is true for most sexual objects, without an actual fantasy behind it's nothing more than an object.

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    Less cock talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takon Orlani View Post
    Less cock talk.
    A postcount like that and you still think this will ever happen around here?

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    So I've gotten halfway to regrowing my foreskin by encouraging growth through a little bit of stretching but now I have it to where it's like half a foreskin so now my cock just looks weird.

    I hate a lot of people right now for my lack of said skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    So I've gotten halfway to regrowing my foreskin by encouraging growth through a little bit of stretching but now I have it to where it's like half a foreskin so now my cock just looks weird.

    I hate a lot of people right now for my lack of said skin.
    I have quite a lot of foreskin, I could donate some if you like?

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    Why are Americans so obsessed with foreskins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    So I've gotten halfway to regrowing my foreskin by encouraging growth through a little bit of stretching but now I have it to where it's like half a foreskin so now my cock just looks weird.

    I hate a lot of people right now for my lack of said skin.
    the fuck are you doing that for?
    I tried to be cool and all I got was a lousy warning about my sig being too big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrus Tenebros View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    So I've gotten halfway to regrowing my foreskin by encouraging growth through a little bit of stretching but now I have it to where it's like half a foreskin so now my cock just looks weird.

    I hate a lot of people right now for my lack of said skin.
    the fuck are you doing that for?
    Was kinda hard to whack it for years without using lube. Problem has been solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrus Tenebros View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    So I've gotten halfway to regrowing my foreskin by encouraging growth through a little bit of stretching but now I have it to where it's like half a foreskin so now my cock just looks weird.

    I hate a lot of people right now for my lack of said skin.
    the fuck are you doing that for?
    Was kinda hard to whack it for years without using lube. Problem has been solved.
    Just dont be a pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Me View Post
    Why are Americans so obsessed with foreskins?
    infant male genital mutilation is an accepted tradition in the land of the free

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