I SUCK WITH GIRLS AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME (especially my ex-wife!) 4

[Lallante]

Whats the worst thing you've ever done? I once killed a hooker and ate her body. I ground down her bones and used it to make my wheat, watermelon and saplings grow faster.

This may have been in minecraft. And the hooker may have been a zombie.

[Sacul]

Just wanted to check:

Am I the only person with a hard "no discussing relationships over sms" rule?

Several past girlfriends have tried to draw me into explaining my feelings or something they felt I was doing wrongly over sms, and every single time I end up being misunderstood and spending hours trying to put it right. I always end up on the phone anyway.

Does this happen to others and have you also set this rule?

trying to express emotion through text is pretty much impossible and will only lead to :drama:

Actually, no. Expressing emotions with 160/320/fixed amount of characters is impossible. The good old letter is still useful as it allows you to write stuff without getting interrupted during a thought or chain of arguments - and forces you to formulate precisely, which may help you yourself to make up your mind (pretty much the purpose this thread serves usually).

But I, too, have only drama seen coming off SMS discussions, but have been lucky in that regard - females I am interested in tend to display a fair amount of common sense

Edit: wtf jump of thought

Maybe if you have an iq above 100 it isnt so hard to remember the train of thoughts meight
I have been texting since 1997 and now the lovely whatsapp <3<3 not alot of issues with expressing myself, having arguments or wooing a women with sms or whatsapp whatsoever. Whatsapp is also a great way to get the women fired up while travelling to her. Nothing better than having someone rip your clothes off after entering her house because you just spend 30 minutes getting her all hot and ready while chilling in the subway.

I used to write letters with penpals since age 16 but nowadays i honestly get hand cramps if i have to write more than a page with pen and paper. smartphone and laptops

[Sacul]

Whats the worst thing you've ever done? I once killed a hooker and ate her body. I ground down her bones and used it to make my wheat, watermelon and saplings grow faster.

This may have been in minecraft. And the hooker may have been a zombie.

lmao
nothing i would ever write on the internets, maybe one day we will meet my dear wookie

[Tarminic]

Maybe if you have an iq above 100 it isnt so hard to remember the train of thoughts meight

I feel like this is a bit of a sweeping generalization.

[Tyrehl]

Not sure where to put this, will cross-post in the emothread (because yes, im kinda at the moment).

Time has come for me to start thinking about a masters degree. I am currently writing my bachelor's thesis (well, starting to work on it) but I still have (almost) no idea what I really want to do.

I know that it's hard to help someone with such a problem, so i'll mention some of my ideas. I'll also include eventual mid- and/or long-term goals


One of the universities im looking at offers 14 areas of specialisation, from which I need to pick 2).
(Added them spoiler-ed if someone is curious)

  Spoiler:

1. Theoretical basis - after checking, this is basically ALGORITHMS EVERYWHERE
2. Algorithms engineering
3. Cryptography and Security
4. Operating Systems
5. Parallel processing
6. Software Engineering and Compiler Construction (wat)
7. Process automation
8. Embedded systems and computer architectures
9. Telematics
10. Information Systems
11. Robotics and Automation
12. Computer graphics
13. Anthropomatics
14. Cognitive Systems

The problem is, Im not entirely sure what I want and what im looking for.




Im studying informatics, but I havent really written anything in the last 2 years (always postponing ). I have little experience with C, C++ and Java. Thats it. I started reading a book about basics in algorithms and different approaches (there's some C# in the book but thats not the main part of the book). After that I might check some frameworks (.net comes to mind).
I think I might be able to catch up and I believe I have the analytical thinking that would be needed.

One of these 14 ... things is supposed to be about (relational?) database systems. Last year I was getting raped on this exam - I had to study really hard, but it paid off in the end. The whole relational database theory was quite interesting, but also looked REALLY hard to master. And by the looks of it (some parts of) the world is slowly moving away from relational databases (i may be really wrong on this one).

Security - now thats something I really wanted to study. After a cryptography/sec. course I took last year I realised that there are a lot of things I find intriguing about the subject. Possible/eventual problem: my :math: isnt that great, main reason is that I was slacking (and drinking) a lot while we were studying Further Mathematics (? ..am I saying it right?). I took my exams but I dont remember much and i'll have to put some effort. Whats the 'name' of the Algebra for cryptography/information security?

Software Engineering, projects management/lead - this goes slightly into the "best case scenario" area. If I will be writing tons of code now, I dont want to be doing this for a living when im 30-35. You probably know what I mean.




At the moment im working in the Networking/Telecommunications sector, took some Cisco courses when I was in high school (yeah lol-Cisco etc, I know - still it helped me learn a thing or two) and the work/pay is really nice for a student. I am NOT looking at a masters in this area, I believe I dont want to do this. It might be the easiest / the only one to combine with Security/Cryptography though.

Basically, im not working on a project or something. Over the years I've tried some sql-magic on a project involving a huge database (for a free-time project), web dev. (php+sql) on top of the things we did in the university (basically nothing). I just have a very basic idea and it doesn't seem that there's an easy way to check what I like.


Just for the record, my bachelor's thesis will be on Embedded systems, sensors, measurements in the time-frequency domain and blah blah. Not really exciting but it might work for me :P







And the TL; DR question:
Is there a 'way' to incorporate cryptography, information security and a programming language/framework (or programming as a whole)? It seems to me that I have to either use pre-defined standarts or go the hardcore Algebra/Math/Algorithms way if I want to work on cryptography in particular. Anyone in the industry?

I know that there's no easy answer to my questions, but where should I start looking and how can I possibly pick a suitable masters in 2-3 months?

[Sponk]

That post should really be in this thread.

imma meet you there.

[Ralara]

Maybe if you have an iq above 100 it isnt so hard to remember the train of thoughts meight

Without dick waving, I have an IQ well above 100 and I have the worst short term memory out of anyone I know. Take that for what it's worth.

[Miriam Sasko]

Sacul, there is a difference between pre-coital banter and "discussing a relationship". For those among us who are capable of deeper emotions, they can get in the way during the latter, as well as pretty mundane interuptions such as tears, possibly leaving you with half said sentences that mean or are perceived as meaning not even remotely what you wanted to say. Which sucks and can under certain conditions be avoided by composing a, possibly iterated, letter.

[Lallante]

Just wanted to check:

Am I the only person with a hard "no discussing relationships over sms" rule?

Several past girlfriends have tried to draw me into explaining my feelings or something they felt I was doing wrongly over sms, and every single time I end up being misunderstood and spending hours trying to put it right. I always end up on the phone anyway.

Does this happen to others and have you also set this rule?

trying to express emotion through text is pretty much impossible and will only lead to :drama:

Actually, no. Expressing emotions with 160/320/fixed amount of characters is impossible. The good old letter is still useful as it allows you to write stuff without getting interrupted during a thought or chain of arguments - and forces you to formulate precisely, which may help you yourself to make up your mind (pretty much the purpose this thread serves usually).

But I, too, have only drama seen coming off SMS discussions, but have been lucky in that regard - females I am interested in tend to display a fair amount of common sense

Edit: wtf jump of thought

Maybe if you have an iq above 100 it isnt so hard to remember the train of thoughts meight
I have been texting since 1997 and now the lovely whatsapp <3<3 not alot of issues with expressing myself, having arguments or wooing a women with sms or whatsapp whatsoever. Whatsapp is also a great way to get the women fired up while travelling to her. Nothing better than having someone rip your clothes off after entering her house because you just spend 30 minutes getting her all hot and ready while chilling in the subway.

I used to write letters with penpals since age 16 but nowadays i honestly get hand cramps if i have to write more than a page with pen and paper. smartphone and laptops

I am literally rubbish at sexting - I find it really awkward. Can you give some examples or tips of how a conversation might flow?

[Me]

Just wanted to check:

Am I the only person with a hard "no discussing relationships over sms" rule?

Several past girlfriends have tried to draw me into explaining my feelings or something they felt I was doing wrongly over sms, and every single time I end up being misunderstood and spending hours trying to put it right. I always end up on the phone anyway.

Does this happen to others and have you also set this rule?

trying to express emotion through text is pretty much impossible and will only lead to :drama:

Actually, no. Expressing emotions with 160/320/fixed amount of characters is impossible. The good old letter is still useful as it allows you to write stuff without getting interrupted during a thought or chain of arguments - and forces you to formulate precisely, which may help you yourself to make up your mind (pretty much the purpose this thread serves usually).

But I, too, have only drama seen coming off SMS discussions, but have been lucky in that regard - females I am interested in tend to display a fair amount of common sense

Edit: wtf jump of thought

Maybe if you have an iq above 100 it isnt so hard to remember the train of thoughts meight
I have been texting since 1997 and now the lovely whatsapp <3<3 not alot of issues with expressing myself, having arguments or wooing a women with sms or whatsapp whatsoever. Whatsapp is also a great way to get the women fired up while travelling to her. Nothing better than having someone rip your clothes off after entering her house because you just spend 30 minutes getting her all hot and ready while chilling in the subway.

I used to write letters with penpals since age 16 but nowadays i honestly get hand cramps if i have to write more than a page with pen and paper. smartphone and laptops

I am literally rubbish at sexting - I find it really awkward. Can you give some examples or tips of how a conversation might flow?

These never fail.

[Sacul]

Sacul, there is a difference between pre-coital banter and "discussing a relationship". For those among us who are capable of deeper emotions, they can get in the way during the latter, as well as pretty mundane interuptions such as tears, possibly leaving you with half said sentences that mean or are perceived as meaning not even remotely what you wanted to say. Which sucks and can under certain conditions be avoided by composing a, possibly iterated, letter.

hokay

well if tears get in the way of proper texting i can say i have no experience with that.
lol at the deeper emotions part tho. Its p. clear you know nothing about being bi-polar and thats ok but some knowledge i will bestow upon you. Most people with a bi-polar condition experience emotions in a very very intens way. They come faster and go deeper than in people with normal serotonin levels and that is exactly what is having them fly of the handle so much.

In my case i can say i am a very rational person but my emotions constantly get in the way as you can read in this thread. Without meds and therapy it would spin out of control and now its managable but hard which is also ok, i like a good fight with myself.

Good luck with your letters and sorry to hear tears cloud the text screen, i for one am glad i attleast dont have that problem, enough of them as it is.

[Sacul]

Just wanted to check:

Am I the only person with a hard "no discussing relationships over sms" rule?

Several past girlfriends have tried to draw me into explaining my feelings or something they felt I was doing wrongly over sms, and every single time I end up being misunderstood and spending hours trying to put it right. I always end up on the phone anyway.

Does this happen to others and have you also set this rule?

trying to express emotion through text is pretty much impossible and will only lead to :drama:

Actually, no. Expressing emotions with 160/320/fixed amount of characters is impossible. The good old letter is still useful as it allows you to write stuff without getting interrupted during a thought or chain of arguments - and forces you to formulate precisely, which may help you yourself to make up your mind (pretty much the purpose this thread serves usually).

But I, too, have only drama seen coming off SMS discussions, but have been lucky in that regard - females I am interested in tend to display a fair amount of common sense

Edit: wtf jump of thought

Maybe if you have an iq above 100 it isnt so hard to remember the train of thoughts meight
I have been texting since 1997 and now the lovely whatsapp <3<3 not alot of issues with expressing myself, having arguments or wooing a women with sms or whatsapp whatsoever. Whatsapp is also a great way to get the women fired up while travelling to her. Nothing better than having someone rip your clothes off after entering her house because you just spend 30 minutes getting her all hot and ready while chilling in the subway.

I used to write letters with penpals since age 16 but nowadays i honestly get hand cramps if i have to write more than a page with pen and paper. smartphone and laptops

I am literally rubbish at sexting - I find it really awkward. Can you give some examples or tips of how a conversation might flow?

Well obviously tailor it to the girl but its just the same as being face to face romantic. Seeing your literary skills on fhc im surprised you are rubbish at it and my troll sense is tingling

[Lallante]

Just wanted to check:

Am I the only person with a hard "no discussing relationships over sms" rule?

Several past girlfriends have tried to draw me into explaining my feelings or something they felt I was doing wrongly over sms, and every single time I end up being misunderstood and spending hours trying to put it right. I always end up on the phone anyway.

Does this happen to others and have you also set this rule?

trying to express emotion through text is pretty much impossible and will only lead to :drama:

Actually, no. Expressing emotions with 160/320/fixed amount of characters is impossible. The good old letter is still useful as it allows you to write stuff without getting interrupted during a thought or chain of arguments - and forces you to formulate precisely, which may help you yourself to make up your mind (pretty much the purpose this thread serves usually).

But I, too, have only drama seen coming off SMS discussions, but have been lucky in that regard - females I am interested in tend to display a fair amount of common sense

Edit: wtf jump of thought

Maybe if you have an iq above 100 it isnt so hard to remember the train of thoughts meight
I have been texting since 1997 and now the lovely whatsapp <3<3 not alot of issues with expressing myself, having arguments or wooing a women with sms or whatsapp whatsoever. Whatsapp is also a great way to get the women fired up while travelling to her. Nothing better than having someone rip your clothes off after entering her house because you just spend 30 minutes getting her all hot and ready while chilling in the subway.

I used to write letters with penpals since age 16 but nowadays i honestly get hand cramps if i have to write more than a page with pen and paper. smartphone and laptops

I am literally rubbish at sexting - I find it really awkward. Can you give some examples or tips of how a conversation might flow?

Well obviously tailor it to the girl but its just the same as being face to face romantic. Seeing your literary skills on fhc im surprised you are rubbish at it and my troll sense is tingling

I am pretty awesome at being romantic in person and have no problem expressing my feelings (including by text) but I am rubbish at the sexual aspect of texting when it goes further than stuff like "I can't wait to tear your clothes off as soon as I see you..."

I've always found that chavvy "u r fit, gunna fuck u hrd" kind of texting horrible. I'm also pretty uncomfortable about texting that is practically cybersex or properly talking dirty.

[Sacul]

Just wanted to check:

Am I the only person with a hard "no discussing relationships over sms" rule?

Several past girlfriends have tried to draw me into explaining my feelings or something they felt I was doing wrongly over sms, and every single time I end up being misunderstood and spending hours trying to put it right. I always end up on the phone anyway.

Does this happen to others and have you also set this rule?

trying to express emotion through text is pretty much impossible and will only lead to :drama:

Actually, no. Expressing emotions with 160/320/fixed amount of characters is impossible. The good old letter is still useful as it allows you to write stuff without getting interrupted during a thought or chain of arguments - and forces you to formulate precisely, which may help you yourself to make up your mind (pretty much the purpose this thread serves usually).

But I, too, have only drama seen coming off SMS discussions, but have been lucky in that regard - females I am interested in tend to display a fair amount of common sense

Edit: wtf jump of thought

Maybe if you have an iq above 100 it isnt so hard to remember the train of thoughts meight
I have been texting since 1997 and now the lovely whatsapp <3<3 not alot of issues with expressing myself, having arguments or wooing a women with sms or whatsapp whatsoever. Whatsapp is also a great way to get the women fired up while travelling to her. Nothing better than having someone rip your clothes off after entering her house because you just spend 30 minutes getting her all hot and ready while chilling in the subway.

I used to write letters with penpals since age 16 but nowadays i honestly get hand cramps if i have to write more than a page with pen and paper. smartphone and laptops

I am literally rubbish at sexting - I find it really awkward. Can you give some examples or tips of how a conversation might flow?

Well obviously tailor it to the girl but its just the same as being face to face romantic. Seeing your literary skills on fhc im surprised you are rubbish at it and my troll sense is tingling

I am pretty awesome at being romantic in person and have no problem expressing my feelings (including by text) but I am rubbish at the sexual aspect of texting when it goes further than stuff like "I can't wait to tear your clothes off as soon as I see you..."

I've always found that chavvy "u r fit, gunna fuck u hrd" kind of texting horrible. I'm also pretty uncomfortable about texting that is practically cybersex or properly talking dirty.

lmao
I once had a gf who was really direct and she texted me stuff like 'im gonna suck your cock so hard your eyes will pop'......yeah that didnt do it for me either.
If you are uncomfortable texting sexual content then just dont. A woman is very much of the visualization of fantasy (you most likely know this; women fucks with her brains, men with their eyes blabla) so i endulge in that. Just remember what you texted and then do that. Apparantly forgetting what you said is a mood killer

I allways love it when they are lost for words v0v

[Ask Unbeatable]

Be playful, imagine saying the things you text with a slight grin on your face


I don't know, I'm kinda shit at sexting as well v0v

[Dark Flare]

The difference between chavvy sexting and classy sexting is descriptiveness. Chavvy sexting gets straight to the end point, classy sexting is closer to foreplay, and all about describing what you're doing.

[Matharos]

The difference between chavvy sexting and classy sexting is descriptiveness. Chavvy sexting gets straight to the end point, classy sexting is closer to foreplay, and all about describing what you're doing.

I think we need a series of examples.

[Calks]

inb4 Fanny Hill and/or squad broken

[Rans]

Just wanted to check:

Am I the only person with a hard "no discussing relationships over sms" rule?

Several past girlfriends have tried to draw me into explaining my feelings or something they felt I was doing wrongly over sms, and every single time I end up being misunderstood and spending hours trying to put it right. I always end up on the phone anyway.

Does this happen to others and have you also set this rule?

trying to express emotion through text is pretty much impossible and will only lead to :drama:

Actually, no. Expressing emotions with 160/320/fixed amount of characters is impossible. The good old letter is still useful as it allows you to write stuff without getting interrupted during a thought or chain of arguments - and forces you to formulate precisely, which may help you yourself to make up your mind (pretty much the purpose this thread serves usually).

But I, too, have only drama seen coming off SMS discussions, but have been lucky in that regard - females I am interested in tend to display a fair amount of common sense

Edit: wtf jump of thought

Maybe if you have an iq above 100 it isnt so hard to remember the train of thoughts meight
I have been texting since 1997 and now the lovely whatsapp <3<3 not alot of issues with expressing myself, having arguments or wooing a women with sms or whatsapp whatsoever. Whatsapp is also a great way to get the women fired up while travelling to her. Nothing better than having someone rip your clothes off after entering her house because you just spend 30 minutes getting her all hot and ready while chilling in the subway.

I used to write letters with penpals since age 16 but nowadays i honestly get hand cramps if i have to write more than a page with pen and paper. smartphone and laptops

I am literally rubbish at sexting - I find it really awkward. Can you give some examples or tips of how a conversation might flow?

Well obviously tailor it to the girl but its just the same as being face to face romantic. Seeing your literary skills on fhc im surprised you are rubbish at it and my troll sense is tingling

I am pretty awesome at being romantic in person and have no problem expressing my feelings (including by text) but I am rubbish at the sexual aspect of texting when it goes further than stuff like "I can't wait to tear your clothes off as soon as I see you..."

I've always found that chavvy "u r fit, gunna fuck u hrd" kind of texting horrible. I'm also pretty uncomfortable about texting that is practically cybersex or properly talking dirty.

I just send them a picture of my cock, it's not even funny how many girls will feel flattered by that, says a lot about their confidence.

[indi]

I just send them a picture of my cock, it's not even funny how many girls will feel flattered by that, says a lot about their confidence.

wtf. I'd probably laugh and then find myself someone else What type of wimmin do you date?