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    FAR TOO MUCH HUGGING AND POSITIVE EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT ON THIS PAGE.



    I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ALL AND EXPECT THIS TO BE RECTIFIED.
    Don't worry I'm sure some asshole will bone your dream girl and then break her heart, she'll come to tell you all about it and end it with "I'm so glad I have a friend like you".
    True story, guess what I've spent the past 3 hours being moaned at about.
    Hang in there bro, it must be emotionally draining for her, she'll soon tire. Then you strike.
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    Just for the record, "sending a needy text" is never the right answer.

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    A world where wimmen actually enjoy sex for sex and not just the next generation womb obsession?????????? LIES LIES I TELL YA!!!!
    It is not even necessarily mutually exclusive, Sacul! To my surprise (because of the person telling me this, not because I would actively believe this wouldn't happen) a female coworker told me a while ago that she used to have a fling with a "totally unsuitable guy". In her words: amazingly good looking, good in the sack, total asshole. She said she had really considered letting him knock her up without him knowing and then ditching him, so she'd have his kid. She didn't want him for more than a few bangs and she didn't want his involvement or child support. In the end she decided against it, but.. well. There you go, that's another option!


    I hope she never procreates

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
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    FAR TOO MUCH HUGGING AND POSITIVE EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT ON THIS PAGE.



    I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ALL AND EXPECT THIS TO BE RECTIFIED.
    Don't worry I'm sure some asshole will bone your dream girl and then break her heart, she'll come to tell you all about it and end it with "I'm so glad I have a friend like you".
    True story, guess what I've spent the past 3 hours being moaned at about.
    Why did you spend 3 hours listening?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tulip View Post
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    FAR TOO MUCH HUGGING AND POSITIVE EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT ON THIS PAGE.



    I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ALL AND EXPECT THIS TO BE RECTIFIED.
    Don't worry I'm sure some asshole will bone your dream girl and then break her heart, she'll come to tell you all about it and end it with "I'm so glad I have a friend like you".
    True story, guess what I've spent the past 3 hours being moaned at about.
    Hang in there bro, it must be emotionally draining for her, she'll soon tire. Then you strike.
    she was going to go out with a guy, but the day before she was going to ask him out, she slept with his best friend.

    She's now asking me to dictate what she says to the guy she slept with, I don't even give a shit at this stage, so I'm probably going to go with "stick it in her pooper"

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    dear xenosisraper,

    would you kindly gtfo this social constellation?

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    A world where wimmen actually enjoy sex for sex and not just the next generation womb obsession?????????? LIES LIES I TELL YA!!!!
    It is not even necessarily mutually exclusive, Sacul! To my surprise (because of the person telling me this, not because I would actively believe this wouldn't happen) a female coworker told me a while ago that she used to have a fling with a "totally unsuitable guy". In her words: amazingly good looking, good in the sack, total asshole. She said she had really considered letting him knock her up without him knowing and then ditching him, so she'd have his kid. She didn't want him for more than a few bangs and she didn't want his involvement or child support. In the end she decided against it, but.. well. There you go, that's another option!


    I hope she never procreates
    It doesnt surprise me at all. The last year there been a few articles in magazines about the growing phenomena of 'pub babies'. Women going to a bar getting themself knocked up with a good looking guy, having the child and never telling the dad.
    The most common reasons given are a)they dont think they need a dad and co-parenting is such a hassle and b) arificial insemanation being expensive and a long process.

    Just go out, fuck, get a kid, hava a happy life.

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    i fucking hate people who would even begin to seriously consider this. Era of narcissist cunts is what 200x will be called.
    Last edited by FatFreddy; June 17 2012 at 04:17:07 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    i fucking hate people, who would even begin to seriously consider this. Era of narcissist cunts is what 200x will be called.
    You're just mad because you're not attractive enough to get picked up in a pub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post

    she was going to go out with a guy, but the day before she was going to ask him out, she slept with his best friend.

    She's now asking me to dictate what she says to the guy she slept with, I don't even give a shit at this stage, so I'm probably going to go with "stick it in her pooper"
    Oh xenosis, you don't have to lie to us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post

    she was going to go out with a guy, but the day before she was going to ask him out, she slept with his best friend.

    She's now asking me to dictate what she says to the guy she slept with, I don't even give a shit at this stage, so I'm probably going to go with "stick it in her pooper"
    Oh xenosis, you don't have to lie to us.
    yeah do your name honour and wait till she sleeps

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
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    i fucking hate people, who would even begin to seriously consider this. Era of narcissist cunts is what 200x will be called.
    You're just mad because you're not attractive enough to get picked up in a pub.
    Pubs, no. I am not a pub type and/because I usually don't drink that much If I can't get it out of my system. If I want to get picked up I just need to get shitfaced and go raving, women LOVE guys who mind their own business, do not go around hitting on them but spend hours dancing. Sooner or later they will come and grab a part of your body.
    Last edited by FatFreddy; June 17 2012 at 03:51:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tulip View Post
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    True story, guess what I've spent the past 3 hours being moaned at about.
    Hang in there bro, it must be emotionally draining for her, she'll soon tire. Then you strike.
    Should probably wait until she's awake this time though.

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    Looks like it may be worded poorly wild accusations when ever someone acuses you isnt good for the village imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post


    I hope she never procreates
    Unless she goes to some random shady country to get herself helped out by an unscrupulous doctor, I'd say it won't happen. She's too old. (Anyway, she decided against it back in the day, apparently).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
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    A world where wimmen actually enjoy sex for sex and not just the next generation womb obsession?????????? LIES LIES I TELL YA!!!!
    It is not even necessarily mutually exclusive, Sacul! To my surprise (because of the person telling me this, not because I would actively believe this wouldn't happen) a female coworker told me a while ago that she used to have a fling with a "totally unsuitable guy". In her words: amazingly good looking, good in the sack, total asshole. She said she had really considered letting him knock her up without him knowing and then ditching him, so she'd have his kid. She didn't want him for more than a few bangs and she didn't want his involvement or child support. In the end she decided against it, but.. well. There you go, that's another option!


    I hope she never procreates
    It doesnt surprise me at all. The last year there been a few articles in magazines about the growing phenomena of 'pub babies'. Women going to a bar getting themself knocked up with a good looking guy, having the child and never telling the dad.
    The most common reasons given are a)they dont think they need a dad and co-parenting is such a hassle and b) arificial insemanation being expensive and a long process.

    Just go out, fuck, get a kid, hava a happy life.
    http://thefatherlessgeneration.wordp...om/statistics/

    turns out that's not such a great move.
    I tried to be cool and all I got was a lousy warning about my sig being too big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrus Tenebros View Post
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    A world where wimmen actually enjoy sex for sex and not just the next generation womb obsession?????????? LIES LIES I TELL YA!!!!
    It is not even necessarily mutually exclusive, Sacul! To my surprise (because of the person telling me this, not because I would actively believe this wouldn't happen) a female coworker told me a while ago that she used to have a fling with a "totally unsuitable guy". In her words: amazingly good looking, good in the sack, total asshole. She said she had really considered letting him knock her up without him knowing and then ditching him, so she'd have his kid. She didn't want him for more than a few bangs and she didn't want his involvement or child support. In the end she decided against it, but.. well. There you go, that's another option!


    I hope she never procreates
    It doesnt surprise me at all. The last year there been a few articles in magazines about the growing phenomena of 'pub babies'. Women going to a bar getting themself knocked up with a good looking guy, having the child and never telling the dad.
    The most common reasons given are a)they dont think they need a dad and co-parenting is such a hassle and b) arificial insemanation being expensive and a long process.

    Just go out, fuck, get a kid, hava a happy life.
    http://thefatherlessgeneration.wordp...om/statistics/

    turns out that's not such a great move.
    no big surprise there. Coming from a broken home myself, i was 13 (allmost 14) when my parents started the divorce procedure which wasnt finalized untill i was well over 15, i strongly believe that a child should have a male and female role model (not the same as biological fatherhood).

    Then again i was mostly raised by my grandmother, fathers mother, and i turned out to be a well established stable even minded role model for society.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post

    Then again i was mostly raised by my grandmother, fathers mother, and i turned out to be a well established stable even minded role model for society.

    boom fucking tish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    i turned out to be a well established stable even minded role model for society.



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    Looks like it may be worded poorly wild accusations when ever someone acuses you isnt good for the village imo.
    Quakbot is now a better mafia player than 50% of the mafia players

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steph View Post
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    i turned out to be a well established stable even minded role model for society.


    I'd rather grab beers with Sacul then I would with you, faggot.

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    Being unable to accept that not everyone is in the lately a bit overdone "zomg I would totally have a drink with you" circlejerk and being a cock about it on top doesn't make you look cool, you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Being unable to accept that not everyone is in the lately a bit overdone "zomg I would totally have a drink with you" circlejerk and being a cock about it on top doesn't make you look cool, you know.
    Did you know? Your profile picture is upside down

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