I SUCK WITH GIRLS AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME (especially my ex-wife!) 4

[Loire]

I'm always in a wierd state of half cringe/half bro-fist for Ralara whenever I read about his little dalliances.

[Lallante]

So over the 7 times you've broken up you were never really clear why you were breaking up? Dude....what's going on there. That's just strange.

She probably has a huge rack

she has a really nice rack, is beautiful, smart, funny etc. So am I, allegedly. We get along great, but in essence our differences mostly come down to me being a hard realist/pessimist male and her a romantic female (situation oversimplified in a nutshell) and how each of us views the world and our future (no marriage talk or similar, I'm just one of those of "hey let's be together as long as it's fun, we could die tomorrow" and her "I can't be with ya if you don't love me completely and utterly, we could die tomorrow"). Also I kinda suck at your typical human ways of confessing love and don't sweet talk her enough. Yet I DO love her. Yet I must confess to myself that I DO look at other women and wouldn't mind fucking some other epic woman if the circumstances were right, since I am a male, you know what I'm saying?. It's so classic it's stupid.

Anyway will meet her tomorrah. Will see how it all goes.

saying "I'm male" and "It's classic"

You keep telling yourself that mate.

Back in reality you are a guy with issues (both commitment and in terms of worldview) and she will eventually get bored of your shit for good and go find someone willing to aim for something deeper and more meaningful than "hey lets be together as long as its fun".

Being afraid of commitment and a whingey negative douche aren't "guy" traits.

[Me]

"You don't want to be seen speaking to him"? Seriously, what the fuck?

Yeah I'm interested in knowing wtf happened to manage a reputation like that.

Fucked if I know. Probably a case of "you can do better".

Still what a fucking bitch.

[Mynxee]

I'm always in a wierd state of half cringe/half bro-fist for Ralara whenever I read about his little dalliances.

Not really sure what seemed even remotely cringe-worthy. It sounded like a perfectly wonderful experience for him, and if you turn it around and consider doing the same kind of thing with the partner of your choice, is it any different?

[Lallante]

I'm always in a wierd state of half cringe/half bro-fist for Ralara whenever I read about his little dalliances.

Not really sure what seemed even remotely cringe-worthy. It sounded like a perfectly wonderful experience for him, and if you turn it around and consider doing the same kind of thing with the partner of your choice, is it any different?

yeah seemed pretty normal to me - perhaps Loire is a homophobe?

[Mynxee]

I'm always in a wierd state of half cringe/half bro-fist for Ralara whenever I read about his little dalliances.

Not really sure what seemed even remotely cringe-worthy. It sounded like a perfectly wonderful experience for him, and if you turn it around and consider doing the same kind of thing with the partner of your choice, is it any different?

yeah seemed pretty normal to me - perhaps Loire is a homophobe?

Perhaps...or maybe just young. His comment didn't sound mean spirited though. I always enjoy every tale in this thread about positive relationship experiences. I mean...all we all want is just to be loved, right? Which reminds me, many hugs to Echo for good girlfriend stuff he's been posting about.

Sorry to wax philosophical...damn red wine!

[dpidcoe]

I mean...all we all want is just to be loved, right?

lol

[The Monkeysphere]

I always read them with a d'aww-that's-so-cute-his-dick-is-rammed-into-an-other-man's-arse (or is it vice versa or both?).

Srsly, brofist (deep into the colon)

[Tyrus Tenebros]

So over the 7 times you've broken up you were never really clear why you were breaking up? Dude....what's going on there. That's just strange.

She probably has a huge rack

she has a really nice rack, is beautiful, smart, funny etc. So am I, allegedly. We get along great, but in essence our differences mostly come down to me being a hard realist/pessimist male and her a romantic female (situation oversimplified in a nutshell) and how each of us views the world and our future (no marriage talk or similar, I'm just one of those of "hey let's be together as long as it's fun, we could die tomorrow" and her "I can't be with ya if you don't love me completely and utterly, we could die tomorrow"). Also I kinda suck at your typical human ways of confessing love and don't sweet talk her enough. Yet I DO love her. Yet I must confess to myself that I DO look at other women and wouldn't mind fucking some other epic woman if the circumstances were right, since I am a male, you know what I'm saying?. It's so classic it's stupid.

Anyway will meet her tomorrah. Will see how it all goes.

saying "I'm male" and "It's classic"

You keep telling yourself that mate.

Back in reality you are a guy with issues (both commitment and in terms of worldview) and she will eventually get bored of your shit for good and go find someone willing to aim for something deeper and more meaningful than "hey lets be together as long as its fun".

Being afraid of commitment and a whingey negative douche aren't "guy" traits.

Missed this on my first pass through the thread and for better or worse lall actually nailed the response here.

you're gonna hate yourself for missing this one.

If you're already hurting for frequency of emotional connections and you can tell your internet besties that you really do love her....

drop the fucking pretenses and love her... not in a stupid keep-her-at-a-distance-but-care-for-her-way....

but in the real, fuck-everybody-else-i-love-her way... give it up. Stop. If you can tell "us" that "I do love her".... to me that means you should be able to stop fighting the feeling and really make "the relationship" a priority above either you or her....


and since I brought it up, I believe in this "third party" that is the relationship. It's not you, or her... there's this separate thing that is the relationship, and it's what makes being together worth it. I have a stupid example that makes it both an obvious but trivial example: say I meet a girl who desperately wants the plates to be stored in the left-hand cabinet... mine are currently, in the right-hand cabinet... but, I like her more than I care about where those plates are, so I move them... it's not "her" that make me move the plates, it's the fact that I like being with her more than I care about where my plates are... this can define both whether a relationship is OR is not worth it...

(a more serious example is, say, whether we go out on friday nights... say I want to include her with my friends on a normal friday night, and she hates drinking, but 90% of my social life involves at least a few drinks... i can legitimately say that my existing life is more important than staying with her that night, or can alternatively decide staying with her is worth more than the night out with my (former) friends,."

[Diicc Tater]

simple really. you don't cheat on someone you love or even 'care about'. (not saying you did)

[Sacul]

You are the one having issues. Non socially awkward guys who know how to talk to wimmen, have the balls to do so, are well educated, have a strong air of succes (call it a moderate amount of arrogance, call it charisma i dont care) and dont look like quasimodo can do what i do ( example that ugly fat bastard Meatloaf when he was bankrupt).
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Also its La Hollande i live in. You yanks, as i understand from my friends in the states (mostly urban east and west coast not tennesee tho), you have to buy wimmen by throwing hundreds of dollars at them at dinners, movies, gifts etc. If you insist on paying the entire night in Dutchland wimmen usually get mad (i do it anyway but having them pay for drinks after dinner which is like 10% of the evening costs is usually enough to satisfy their pseudo feminist independant woman stance).

Confidence is supremely sexy. Then there's the fact that women have urges too, and some like to satisfy them with guys who 1) seem to know what they will be doing with/to you in the sack and 2) won't stalk you because of 'feelings' they develop. True story.

A world where wimmen actually enjoy sex for sex and not just the next generation womb obsession?????????? LIES LIES I TELL YA!!!!

[Sacul]

big up ralalala .........good to hear some positive stuff from you

[indi]

A world where wimmen actually enjoy sex for sex and not just the next generation womb obsession?????????? LIES LIES I TELL YA!!!!

It is not even necessarily mutually exclusive, Sacul! To my surprise (because of the person telling me this, not because I would actively believe this wouldn't happen) a female coworker told me a while ago that she used to have a fling with a "totally unsuitable guy". In her words: amazingly good looking, good in the sack, total asshole. She said she had really considered letting him knock her up without him knowing and then ditching him, so she'd have his kid. She didn't want him for more than a few bangs and she didn't want his involvement or child support. In the end she decided against it, but.. well. There you go, that's another option!

Also, back atcha.

[XenosisReaper]

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[Sacul]

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well

did you fuck any relatives this weekend meight?

[Wall]

So drunk. Nothing to post except wife really likes Girl C and I'maybe gonna have a threesome? Would be awesome

You're definition of awesome is so different from mine.

[Wall]

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Don't worry I'm sure some asshole will bone your dream girl and then break her heart, she'll come to tell you all about it and end it with "I'm so glad I have a friend like you".

[XenosisReaper]

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I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ALL AND EXPECT THIS TO BE RECTIFIED.

Don't worry I'm sure some asshole will bone your dream girl and then break her heart, she'll come to tell you all about it and end it with "I'm so glad I have a friend like you".

True story, guess what I've spent the past 3 hours being moaned at about.

[Varcaus]

FAR TOO MUCH HUGGING AND POSITIVE EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT ON THIS PAGE.



I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ALL AND EXPECT THIS TO BE RECTIFIED.

Don't worry I'm sure some asshole will bone your dream girl and then break her heart, she'll come to tell you all about it and end it with "I'm so glad I have a friend like you".

True story, guess what I've spent the past 3 hours being moaned at about.

Welp

[Sacul]

hahahha ow xenosisraper.....

:brofist: