PooperOriginally Posted by Chakrai
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Play the old 'i think we made a mistake it's not you it's me' line.
Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.
"You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."
FYPcum in her nose
The Chippewa believed that the weasel could kill the dreaded wendigo giant by rushing up its anus.
Bring hair clippers, make a night of it
meight whats the problem? just tell her you find her attractive but your redneck southern companion is getting strangled in the southern rainforest. Maybe its im le dutch but no problem talking about that over here. Make a good example of your own bush and trim that motherfucker, make sure she gives you head and make sure its a noticable difference if you want to go the non-verbal route.
idg the problem
So drunk. Nothing to post except wife really likes Girl C and I'maybe gonna have a threesome? Would be awesome
Status of Babby: 100% Formed
Yes there is and Tarm it isnt me its you.Are there any pictures of you on FHC? I need to put a face to your absurd ability to get laid and currently it's your awkward-looking neckbearded avatar. I am legitimately impressed with how easily you get laid though.
You are the one having issues. Non socially awkward guys who know how to talk to wimmen, have the balls to do so, are well educated, have a strong air of succes (call it a moderate amount of arrogance, call it charisma i dont care) and dont look like quasimodo can do what i do ( example that ugly fat bastard Meatloaf when he was bankrupt).
I hope you understand which parts you are lacking from the above short list.
Also its La Hollande i live in. You yanks, as i understand from my friends in the states (mostly urban east and west coast not tennesee tho), you have to buy wimmen by throwing hundreds of dollars at them at dinners, movies, gifts etc. If you insist on paying the entire night in Dutchland wimmen usually get mad (i do it anyway but having them pay for drinks after dinner which is like 10% of the evening costs is usually enough to satisfy their pseudo feminist independant woman stance).
I guess on the bodybuild forum i would be a dwarf, on here ....well....oh captain, my space captain v0v
Confidence is supremely sexy. Then there's the fact that women have urges too, and some like to satisfy them with guys who 1) seem to know what they will be doing with/to you in the sack and 2) won't stalk you because of 'feelings' they develop. True story.
The beatifully clothed flange isn't the problem, it's more a case that she is batshit insane.
EDIT: Got out of it by telling her my dong is too sore for a second go.
Last edited by Chakrai; June 16 2012 at 10:46:06 AM.
Ahahahaha, oh boy here we go.
If you die because of suffocation can I have your stuff?
she has a really nice rack, is beautiful, smart, funny etc. So am I, allegedly. We get along great, but in essence our differences mostly come down to me being a hard realist/pessimist male and her a romantic female (situation oversimplified in a nutshell) and how each of us views the world and our future (no marriage talk or similar, I'm just one of those of "hey let's be together as long as it's fun, we could die tomorrow" and her "I can't be with ya if you don't love me completely and utterly, we could die tomorrow"). Also I kinda suck at your typical human ways of confessing love and don't sweet talk her enough. Yet I DO love her. Yet I must confess to myself that I DO look at other women and wouldn't mind fucking some other epic woman if the circumstances were right, since I am a male, you know what I'm saying?. It's so classic it's stupid.She probably has a huge rack
Anyway will meet her tomorrah. Will see how it all goes.
Last edited by Lief Siddhe; June 16 2012 at 02:44:29 PM.
I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.
Just woke up after having consecutive sex dreams about pretty much every girl i know. I need to get laid.
Seriously fuck girl's friends at bars.
Was at one of the big pubs in town watching the test matches in the rugby and after Australia had a glorious win I was having a drink or two and on my way back from the facilities a girl stops me and asks about the nights rugby, as we were having a discussion on the game they play in heaven one of her friends pulled her off and was like "you don't want to be seen speaking to him". Seriously, it was nothing sexual, I would have had the same rugby conversation with an 80 year old bloke and the woman who pulled her off was a bit of a munter at any rate.
Still, fingers crosses since I told her I'd be there for the next match at 2:30pm the next Saturday. Not overly much for lady parts, but fuck yeah someone to talk rugby with.
"You don't want to be seen speaking to him"? Seriously, what the fuck?
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I'm doing quite well at the moment, actuallyHave you not read any of Ralara's posts? If anything the gays are even....gayer?
London was great - arrived at the hotel to find we'd been upgraded to a full on suite - he made the decision "we're coming back EARLY tonight" after we saw the humongous bath and shower that had water coming from all directions.
Started off in borough market - sampled some of the foods available... had an amazing coffee at ... somewhere beginning with M - monument coffee shop or something.
Went around china town, had a starter in one restaurant, main in another and desert in another still. floated around london for a bit, was back at the hotel for about 9 ish. had the BEST bath ever
2 bottles of sparkly wine (fuck champagne and the associated costs) and loads of bubbles - bath was about 8 feet long. Had fun there, moved to the bedroom, proceeded to have more fun there...
next morning, the breakfast was amazing and we had seconds, watching the helicoptors take off from the helipad the hotel had.
checked out, went to the museums - Natural history was quite cool - spent a lot of time in the Vault with all the diamonds... went to the science museum which has turned shit and was terrible - then spent a couple of hours in the british museum looking at the egyptian and ancient greek areas before moving on to japan and china. The exhibitions, not the countries
went back to borough market, saw some live shell fish and picked up some gorgeous turkish delight for my mum.
Came back to nottingham for 10:30 - finished off some pizza from dominos we'd had on the night before we departed and watched Stargate the movie cos ancient egypt and he hadn't seen it.
Had more sexy times (well, actually stopped half way through the movie for it putting it on pause lolol) and went to sleep ..
woke up this morning.. i had to go to work :sadface: but wouldn't change a thing.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm happy place!
Last edited by Ralara; June 16 2012 at 05:59:37 PM.
Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....
... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.
Yeah I'm interested in knowing wtf happened to manage a reputation like that.
I tried to be cool and all I got was a lousy warning about my sig being too big.
She sounds like she watches too many rom-coms. Smack her in the face with 12 inches of rock-hard reality.*she has a really nice rack, is beautiful, smart, funny etc. So am I, allegedly. We get along great, but in essence our differences mostly come down to me being a hard realist/pessimist male and her a romantic female (situation oversimplified in a nutshell) and how each of us views the world and our future (no marriage talk or similar, I'm just one of those of "hey let's be together as long as it's fun, we could die tomorrow" and her "I can't be with ya if you don't love me completely and utterly, we could die tomorrow"). Also I kinda suck at your typical human ways of confessing love and don't sweet talk her enough. Yet I DO love her. Yet I must confess to myself that I DO look at other women and wouldn't mind fucking some other epic woman if the circumstances were right, since I am a male, you know what I'm saying?. It's so classic it's stupid.She probably has a huge rack
Anyway will meet her tomorrah. Will see how it all goes.
*don't actually do this
big up ralalalalalallalalalalalalaara.
Your posting is medium, its not rare and its not well done
- Krans 26/7/12
She Married(bf)/All the social circles/rich/etc he's not?Yeah I'm interested in knowing wtf happened to manage a reputation like that.
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