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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Lionel wants to me to go over to her hotel room (she's staying nearby for something) for a repeat performance, I foolishly agreed but want to get out of it. Advice/excuses?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Lionel wants to me to go over to her hotel room (she's staying nearby for something) for a repeat performance, I foolishly agreed but want to get out of it. Advice/excuses?
    Play the old 'i think we made a mistake it's not you it's me' line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Varcaus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Lionel wants to me to go over to her hotel room (she's staying nearby for something) for a repeat performance, I foolishly agreed but want to get out of it. Advice/excuses?
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    Bring hair clippers, make a night of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Lionel wants to me to go over to her hotel room (she's staying nearby for something) for a repeat performance, I foolishly agreed but want to get out of it. Advice/excuses?
    meight whats the problem? just tell her you find her attractive but your redneck southern companion is getting strangled in the southern rainforest. Maybe its im le dutch but no problem talking about that over here. Make a good example of your own bush and trim that motherfucker, make sure she gives you head and make sure its a noticable difference if you want to go the non-verbal route.

    idg the problem

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    So drunk. Nothing to post except wife really likes Girl C and I'maybe gonna have a threesome? Would be awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    B'day yesterday. Was on a conference and as allways free drinks afterwards, celebrated my b'day with people i have never met, got drunk and....yeah ended up having sexy time with a 29 y/o social worker, average looking but a great laugh. nbs

    Saturday will be spend with a proper party in Amsterdam, this time with people i do know. Sunday at redheards place doing it all over again (dont worry i havent told i her i want to marry her or that im in love, we are just having fun and thats clear and talked about).

    Come monday i will need a liver transplant.
    Are there any pictures of you on FHC? I need to put a face to your absurd ability to get laid and currently it's your awkward-looking neckbearded avatar. I am legitimately impressed with how easily you get laid though.
    Yes there is and Tarm it isnt me its you.
    You are the one having issues. Non socially awkward guys who know how to talk to wimmen, have the balls to do so, are well educated, have a strong air of succes (call it a moderate amount of arrogance, call it charisma i dont care) and dont look like quasimodo can do what i do ( example that ugly fat bastard Meatloaf when he was bankrupt).

    I hope you understand which parts you are lacking from the above short list.
    Also its La Hollande i live in. You yanks, as i understand from my friends in the states (mostly urban east and west coast not tennesee tho), you have to buy wimmen by throwing hundreds of dollars at them at dinners, movies, gifts etc. If you insist on paying the entire night in Dutchland wimmen usually get mad (i do it anyway but having them pay for drinks after dinner which is like 10% of the evening costs is usually enough to satisfy their pseudo feminist independant woman stance).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    You are the one having issues. Non socially awkward guys who know how to talk to wimmen, have the balls to do so, are well educated, have a strong air of succes (call it a moderate amount of arrogance, call it charisma i dont care) and dont look like quasimodo can do what i do ( example that ugly fat bastard Meatloaf when he was bankrupt).
    ....
    Also its La Hollande i live in. You yanks, as i understand from my friends in the states (mostly urban east and west coast not tennesee tho), you have to buy wimmen by throwing hundreds of dollars at them at dinners, movies, gifts etc. If you insist on paying the entire night in Dutchland wimmen usually get mad (i do it anyway but having them pay for drinks after dinner which is like 10% of the evening costs is usually enough to satisfy their pseudo feminist independant woman stance).
    Confidence is supremely sexy. Then there's the fact that women have urges too, and some like to satisfy them with guys who 1) seem to know what they will be doing with/to you in the sack and 2) won't stalk you because of 'feelings' they develop. True story.

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    The beatifully clothed flange isn't the problem, it's more a case that she is batshit insane.

    EDIT: Got out of it by telling her my dong is too sore for a second go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    So drunk. Nothing to post except wife really likes Girl C and I'maybe gonna have a threesome? Would be awesome
    Ahahahaha, oh boy here we go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    So drunk. Nothing to post except wife really likes Girl C and I'maybe gonna have a threesome? Would be awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
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    So over the 7 times you've broken up you were never really clear why you were breaking up? Dude....what's going on there. That's just strange.
    She probably has a huge rack
    she has a really nice rack, is beautiful, smart, funny etc. So am I, allegedly. We get along great, but in essence our differences mostly come down to me being a hard realist/pessimist male and her a romantic female (situation oversimplified in a nutshell) and how each of us views the world and our future (no marriage talk or similar, I'm just one of those of "hey let's be together as long as it's fun, we could die tomorrow" and her "I can't be with ya if you don't love me completely and utterly, we could die tomorrow"). Also I kinda suck at your typical human ways of confessing love and don't sweet talk her enough. Yet I DO love her. Yet I must confess to myself that I DO look at other women and wouldn't mind fucking some other epic woman if the circumstances were right, since I am a male, you know what I'm saying?. It's so classic it's stupid.

    Anyway will meet her tomorrah. Will see how it all goes.
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    Just woke up after having consecutive sex dreams about pretty much every girl i know. I need to get laid.

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    Seriously fuck girl's friends at bars.

    Was at one of the big pubs in town watching the test matches in the rugby and after Australia had a glorious win I was having a drink or two and on my way back from the facilities a girl stops me and asks about the nights rugby, as we were having a discussion on the game they play in heaven one of her friends pulled her off and was like "you don't want to be seen speaking to him". Seriously, it was nothing sexual, I would have had the same rugby conversation with an 80 year old bloke and the woman who pulled her off was a bit of a munter at any rate.

    Still, fingers crosses since I told her I'd be there for the next match at 2:30pm the next Saturday. Not overly much for lady parts, but fuck yeah someone to talk rugby with.

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    "You don't want to be seen speaking to him"? Seriously, what the fuck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
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    Ive read these threads with interest and amusement for a year or so now, I have a solution

    Lets all collectively go gay? Easier than all this mindnumbing crap that involve wimminz


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    I'm doing quite well at the moment, actually

    London was great - arrived at the hotel to find we'd been upgraded to a full on suite - he made the decision "we're coming back EARLY tonight" after we saw the humongous bath and shower that had water coming from all directions.

    Started off in borough market - sampled some of the foods available... had an amazing coffee at ... somewhere beginning with M - monument coffee shop or something.

    Went around china town, had a starter in one restaurant, main in another and desert in another still. floated around london for a bit, was back at the hotel for about 9 ish. had the BEST bath ever



    2 bottles of sparkly wine (fuck champagne and the associated costs) and loads of bubbles - bath was about 8 feet long. Had fun there, moved to the bedroom, proceeded to have more fun there...

    next morning, the breakfast was amazing and we had seconds, watching the helicoptors take off from the helipad the hotel had.

    checked out, went to the museums - Natural history was quite cool - spent a lot of time in the Vault with all the diamonds... went to the science museum which has turned shit and was terrible - then spent a couple of hours in the british museum looking at the egyptian and ancient greek areas before moving on to japan and china. The exhibitions, not the countries

    went back to borough market, saw some live shell fish and picked up some gorgeous turkish delight for my mum.

    Came back to nottingham for 10:30 - finished off some pizza from dominos we'd had on the night before we departed and watched Stargate the movie cos ancient egypt and he hadn't seen it.

    Had more sexy times (well, actually stopped half way through the movie for it putting it on pause lolol) and went to sleep ..

    woke up this morning.. i had to go to work :sadface: but wouldn't change a thing.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm happy place!
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    Quote Originally Posted by halka View Post
    "You don't want to be seen speaking to him"? Seriously, what the fuck?
    Yeah I'm interested in knowing wtf happened to manage a reputation like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    So over the 7 times you've broken up you were never really clear why you were breaking up? Dude....what's going on there. That's just strange.
    She probably has a huge rack
    she has a really nice rack, is beautiful, smart, funny etc. So am I, allegedly. We get along great, but in essence our differences mostly come down to me being a hard realist/pessimist male and her a romantic female (situation oversimplified in a nutshell) and how each of us views the world and our future (no marriage talk or similar, I'm just one of those of "hey let's be together as long as it's fun, we could die tomorrow" and her "I can't be with ya if you don't love me completely and utterly, we could die tomorrow"). Also I kinda suck at your typical human ways of confessing love and don't sweet talk her enough. Yet I DO love her. Yet I must confess to myself that I DO look at other women and wouldn't mind fucking some other epic woman if the circumstances were right, since I am a male, you know what I'm saying?. It's so classic it's stupid.

    Anyway will meet her tomorrah. Will see how it all goes.
    She sounds like she watches too many rom-coms. Smack her in the face with 12 inches of rock-hard reality.*


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    big up ralalalalalallalalalalalalaara.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrus Tenebros View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by halka View Post
    "You don't want to be seen speaking to him"? Seriously, what the fuck?
    Yeah I'm interested in knowing wtf happened to manage a reputation like that.
    She Married(bf)/All the social circles/rich/etc he's not?

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