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[indi]

Just adding: don't be too hard on yourself, Under. Take it as a lesson learned and follow (or don't) the 'ask if she's sure' advice.

To be honest, all of us do things we shouldn't, whether alcohol is involved or not. A big part of life is doing those things and learning how not to do it in that particular way the next time.

[Diicc Tater]

There are those who learn by theory
there are those who learn by observing
and then there's those who just have to touch the fucking flame to see if it really is hot.

just because 'you learn by doing' doesn't mean you have to try everything when you can figure out that it's a pretty bad idea from the word 'go'.

[indi]

There are those who learn by theory
there are those who learn by observing
and then there's those who just have to touch the fucking flame to see if it really is hot.

just because 'you learn by doing' doesn't mean you have to try everything when you can figure out that it's a pretty bad idea from the word 'go'.

True, of course.

I just bet that Under feels pretty bad already and probably didn't set out to do this - so I kinda wanted him not to beat himself over the head with it too much.

[Cool09]

The important thing is... why did you drive 4 hours to be with a girl who (at the time) had a bf?

Serious case of oneitis here. Also that "I was raped, I can't stop myself from having sex" story is completely backwards and sounds like bs.

MOVE ON

[Lallante]

Just adding: don't be too hard on yourself, Under. Take it as a lesson learned and follow (or don't) the 'ask if she's sure' advice.

To be honest, all of us do things we shouldn't, whether alcohol is involved or not. A big part of life is doing those things and learning how not to do it in that particular way the next time.

This is why I don't murder hookers anymore*


*I only maim them

[Steph]

So a couple of weeks back I decided that I was never getting drunk in the presence of girls I like, so far this has been an excellent choice

Might I suggest you extend this rule to family members as well.

EDIT: Beaten by Lal again, GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN

[Tarminic]

Serious case of oneitis here. Also that "I was raped, I can't stop myself from having sex" story is completely backwards and sounds like bs.

It's actually a fairly common response to that particular kind of trauma, actually. It doesn't mean that she isn't responsible for her own actions, but it's not just bullshit.

[Chakrai]

It all fucking started with the dream thread. I had a dream about shagging an old friend of mine, poasted about it (like a boss) and then decided to get back in contact and see how she was. She's had a rough time of things recently and suggested I pop over to see her after a business trip. So I do and we have a good old catch up with things, she's just split up from her fiancé because he freaked out and ran when she got pregnant, and has had a rough job situation.

So yeah, I shagged her anyway. Fun times, but the hairiest fucking muff I have ever seen. Approximately the shape, colour and consistency of Lionel Richie's hair.

[Lallante]

It all fucking started with the dream thread. I had a dream about shagging an old friend of mine, poasted about it (like a boss) and then decided to get back in contact and see how she was. She's had a rough time of things recently and suggested I pop over to see her after a business trip. So I do and we have a good old catch up with things, she's just split up from her fiancé because he freaked out and ran when she got pregnant, and has had a rough job situation.

So yeah, I shagged her anyway. Fun times, but the hairiest fucking muff I have ever seen. Approximately the shape, colour and consistency of Lionel Richie's hair.

Inb4 fiance actually dumped her because he couldnt get her pregnant, she is now pregnant and its yours.

[Rami]

It all fucking started with the dream thread. I had a dream about shagging an old friend of mine, poasted about it (like a boss) and then decided to get back in contact and see how she was. She's had a rough time of things recently and suggested I pop over to see her after a business trip. So I do and we have a good old catch up with things, she's just split up from her fiancé because he freaked out and ran when she got pregnant, and has had a rough job situation.

So yeah, I shagged her anyway. Fun times, but the hairiest fucking muff I have ever seen. Approximately the shape, colour and consistency of Lionel Richie's hair.

You're still a boss :hi5:

[ctrlchris]

So yeah, I shagged her anyway. Fun times, but the hairiest fucking muff I have ever seen. Approximately the shape, colour and consistency of Lionel Richie's hair.

[Tarminic]

B'day yesterday. Was on a conference and as allways free drinks afterwards, celebrated my b'day with people i have never met, got drunk and....yeah ended up having sexy time with a 29 y/o social worker, average looking but a great laugh. nbs

Saturday will be spend with a proper party in Amsterdam, this time with people i do know. Sunday at redheards place doing it all over again (dont worry i havent told i her i want to marry her or that im in love, we are just having fun and thats clear and talked about).

Come monday i will need a liver transplant.

Are there any pictures of you on FHC? I need to put a face to your absurd ability to get laid and currently it's your awkward-looking neckbearded avatar. I am legitimately impressed with how easily you get laid though.

[pratell]

There are those who learn by theory
there are those who learn by observing
and then there's those who just have to touch the fucking flame to see if it really is hot.

just because 'you learn by doing' doesn't mean you have to try everything when you can figure out that it's a pretty bad idea from the word 'go'.

you're old as fuck and he's probably 17, are you really trying to say that a 17 year old should know better than to have sex, ever? have you ever met a 17 year old?

[Rans]

I've dated a few girls that were or claimed to have been raped/sexually abused etc. My rule, as dumb as it might sound, is: she goes for my 28cm cock first or begs for it otherwise no sex. It's stupid how horny girls get when you play hard to get.

[Diicc Tater]

There are those who learn by theory
there are those who learn by observing
and then there's those who just have to touch the fucking flame to see if it really is hot.

just because 'you learn by doing' doesn't mean you have to try everything when you can figure out that it's a pretty bad idea from the word 'go'.

O
you're old as fuck and he's probably 17, are you really trying to say that a 17 year old should know better than to have sex, ever? have you ever met a 17 year old?

I know they are still deep in debug mode. Grumpy old men really like to tell young'uns how to do things, we have little else to do.

[Ab Tallen]

Just adding: don't be too hard on yourself, Under. Take it as a lesson learned and follow (or don't) the 'ask if she's sure' advice.

To be honest, all of us do things we shouldn't, whether alcohol is involved or not. A big part of life is doing those things and learning how not to do it in that particular way the next time.

This is why I don't murder hookers anymore*

*I only maim them

That's something Butch could have said...

[I Legionnaire]

In retrospect maybe I shouldn't have taken her V-card.

[lt]

B'day yesterday. Was on a conference and as allways free drinks afterwards, celebrated my b'day with people i have never met, got drunk and....yeah ended up having sexy time with a 29 y/o social worker, average looking but a great laugh. nbs

Saturday will be spend with a proper party in Amsterdam, this time with people i do know. Sunday at redheards place doing it all over again (dont worry i havent told i her i want to marry her or that im in love, we are just having fun and thats clear and talked about).

Come monday i will need a liver transplant.

Are there any pictures of you on FHC? I need to put a face to your absurd ability to get laid and currently it's your awkward-looking neckbearded avatar. I am legitimately impressed with how easily you get laid though.

Pretty sure Evil Edna could get any woman he wants.



Also, yes there is.

:TpTlk:

[Rans]

In retrospect maybe I shouldn't have taken her V-card.

Just talk to her, you're a bit more mature, teach her how to be a decent gf

[Chakrai]

Lionel wants to me to go over to her hotel room (she's staying nearby for something) for a repeat performance, I foolishly agreed but want to get out of it. Advice/excuses?