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    Quote Originally Posted by C-2 View Post
    The easiest way to get out of the friend zone is to get $...seriously just dont go for the one you like (who is noticing you now "hey you got rid of your shit 91' honda civic, nice <insert not shitty car here>) but someone else who notices your money and be around that girl in social situations until she decides to be a cunt to you or throws herself at you. Both can easily end up with moist fleshy bits touching.

    bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

    etc etc
    did torothin make a sekrit account way back when? he knows how he is, i'm sure he probably felt he would need one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by C-2 View Post
    The easiest way to get out of the friend zone is to get $...seriously just dont go for the one you like (who is noticing you now "hey you got rid of your shit 91' honda civic, nice <insert not shitty car here>) but someone else who notices your money and be around that girl in social situations until she decides to be a cunt to you or throws herself at you. Both can easily end up with moist fleshy bits touching.

    bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

    etc etc
    did torothin make a sekrit account way back when? he knows how he is, i'm sure he probably felt he would need one.
    I would like to request a moderator or admin confirm that C-2 is not using the same IPs at Torothin.

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    Ahahahaha oh boy. I feel like Sacul at the moment, pretty sure I've dodged a tank shell.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sofia Roseburn View Post
    Ahahahaha oh boy. I feel like Sacul at the moment, pretty sure I've dodged a tank shell.
    Always be yourself,
    Unless you can be scaul,
    Then be scaul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
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    Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.
    The nice guys are already stuck in the friendzone so they run out of suitable candidates. I also think they like the challenge at times.
    Most guys who describe themselves as 'nice guys' but blame women for being shallow are actually completely undatable. It's a lot like fat chicks who complain that guys are only interested in looks and not what's on the inside.
    Agreeing with Wall. Oh shi...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mashie Saldana View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.
    The nice guys are already stuck in the friendzone so they run out of suitable candidates. I also think they like the challenge at times.
    Most guys who describe themselves as 'nice guys' but blame women for being shallow are actually completely undatable. It's a lot like fat chicks who complain that guys are only interested in looks and not what's on the inside.
    Agreeing with Wall. Oh shi...

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    I dont know what you are talking about, I am perfectly date-able !

    (now..)

    I was kinda horrible 6-7 years ago, back then I managed to put myself in some .. undesirable positions with multiple girls. Then I failed to move on a couple of times, pretty much after every ~short relationship I had I went back to "maybe i have a chance now, lets try again!" Bad times were bad

    At least in my situation 'friendzoning' (i already hate this word) has occurred after a failure to act like a man and instead I was a fucking pussy / tolerant / whatever.

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    I just got friendzoned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sponk View Post
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    I've just done that tonight . I'm now single with no social circle. The amusing thing is I'm actually ok with it.
    Taking no shit is its own reward.
    In my experience, guys who think they are "not taking any shit" in a relationship are usually just being uncompromising, selfish aspie arseholes ("how dare she have an opinion on how often I see her, the needy bitch. Once a month is plenty").

    This also goes for "not taking any shit" from your friends - usually this just means being selfish and uncompromising, if not downright aggressive and unpleasant.

    Of course in a small minority of occasions your friends/gf actually ARE taking liberties, in which case by all means proceed.

    90% of the time thats bullshit and you are just butthurt that your precious wanking-gaming-cheetoh-sleeping cycle is being impinged upon though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.
    The nice guys are already stuck in the friendzone so they run out of suitable candidates. I also think they like the challenge at times.
    Most guys who describe themselves as 'nice guys' but blame women for being shallow are actually completely undatable. It's a lot like fat chicks who complain that guys are only interested in looks and not what's on the inside.
    Agreeing with Wall. Oh shi...

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    I dont know what you are talking about, I am perfectly date-able !

    (now..)

    I was kinda horrible 6-7 years ago, back then I managed to put myself in some .. undesirable positions with multiple girls. Then I failed to move on a couple of times, pretty much after every ~short relationship I had I went back to "maybe i have a chance now, lets try again!" Bad times were bad

    At least in my situation 'friendzoning' (i already hate this word) has occurred after a failure to act like a man and instead I was a fucking pussy / tolerant / whatever.
    This is what friendzone ALWAYS is. Friendzone is ALWAYS the guy's fault and its always in his power to prevent or otherwise do something about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sofia Roseburn View Post
    Ahahahaha oh boy. I feel like Sacul at the moment, pretty sure I've dodged a tank shell.
    Do tell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.
    The nice guys are already stuck in the friendzone so they run out of suitable candidates. I also think they like the challenge at times.
    Most guys who describe themselves as 'nice guys' but blame women for being shallow are actually completely undatable. It's a lot like fat chicks who complain that guys are only interested in looks and not what's on the inside.
    Agreeing with Wall. Oh shi...

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    I dont know what you are talking about, I am perfectly date-able !

    (now..)

    I was kinda horrible 6-7 years ago, back then I managed to put myself in some .. undesirable positions with multiple girls. Then I failed to move on a couple of times, pretty much after every ~short relationship I had I went back to "maybe i have a chance now, lets try again!" Bad times were bad

    At least in my situation 'friendzoning' (i already hate this word) has occurred after a failure to act like a man and instead I was a fucking pussy / tolerant / whatever.
    This is what friendzone ALWAYS is. Friendzone is ALWAYS the guy's fault and its always in his power to prevent or otherwise do something about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C-2 View Post
    The easiest way to get out of the friend zone is to get $...seriously just dont go for the one you like (who is noticing you now "hey you got rid of your shit 91' honda civic, nice <insert not shitty car here>) but someone else who notices your money and be around that girl in social situations until she decides to be a cunt to you or throws herself at you. Both can easily end up with moist fleshy bits touching.

    bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

    etc etc
    What the fuck are you talking about

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    Ive read these threads with interest and amusement for a year or so now, I have a solution

    Lets all collectively go gay? Easier than all this mindnumbing crap that involve wimminz


    CE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crystalline Entity View Post
    Ive read these threads with interest and amusement for a year or so now, I have a solution

    Lets all collectively go gay? Easier than all this mindnumbing crap that involve wimminz


    CE
    Have you not read any of Ralara's posts? If anything the gays are even....gayer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crystalline Entity View Post
    Ive read these threads with interest and amusement for a year or so now, I have a solution

    Lets all collectively go gay? Easier than all this mindnumbing crap that involve wimminz

    CE
    Have you not read any of Ralara's posts? If anything the gays are even....gayer?
    I was going to say become asexual but then I remembered echo and even he has a woman so I don't even know what to think anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    Sometimes I cant figure out how women get attracted to complete and obvious jerks.
    The nice guys are already stuck in the friendzone so they run out of suitable candidates. I also think they like the challenge at times.
    Most guys who describe themselves as 'nice guys' but blame women for being shallow are actually completely undatable. It's a lot like fat chicks who complain that guys are only interested in looks and not what's on the inside.
    Agreeing with Wall. Oh shi...

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    I dont know what you are talking about, I am perfectly date-able !

    (now..)

    I was kinda horrible 6-7 years ago, back then I managed to put myself in some .. undesirable positions with multiple girls. Then I failed to move on a couple of times, pretty much after every ~short relationship I had I went back to "maybe i have a chance now, lets try again!" Bad times were bad

    At least in my situation 'friendzoning' (i already hate this word) has occurred after a failure to act like a man and instead I was a fucking pussy / tolerant / whatever.
    This is what friendzone ALWAYS is. Friendzone is ALWAYS the guy's fault and its always in his power to prevent or otherwise do something about it.
    Actually I read a hilarious article on Jezebel (Jalopnik / Kotaku sister site) about being friendzoned by blokes and how unfair it was. I lol'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crystalline Entity View Post
    Ive read these threads with interest and amusement for a year or so now, I have a solution

    Lets all collectively go gay? Easier than all this mindnumbing crap that involve wimminz

    CE
    Have you not read any of Ralara's posts? If anything the gays are even....gayer?
    I was going to say become asexual but then I remembered echo and even he has a woman so I don't even know what to think anymore.
    Occupy your time being productive. Much more satisfying.
    Between my new job, learning sharepoint for the hell of it, being involved in local politics, and going to the gym I don't have time to worry about being single.

    That, and the last time I tried meeting new people I was incredibly disappointed and depressed by how uninteresting and shallow most single women without kids are these days.

    Also most of them are fat and ugly. So that doesn't help.
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    Aren't you also fat and ugly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by definatelynotKKassandra View Post
    Aren't you also fat and ugly?
    Guys can get away with it if they have a bit of money to flash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien Smith View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by definatelynotKKassandra View Post
    Aren't you also fat and ugly?
    Guys can get away with it if they have a bit of money to flash.
    More like if they aren't insanely fat and/or ugly they can get away with it if they're witty, funny, alpha and fun to be with.

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